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BritCraft: Wagner’s Woes

#intelligence agency, BritCraft, British Intelligence, conflict zones, decreased, eastern europe, Espionage, geopolitical tensions, Kremlin, Mercenaries, MIDDLE EAST, Military Contractors, Military operations, past year, personnel, Private Military Company, russia, security forces, Surveillance, tenfold, Wagner Group, Wagners, woes

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ores Mined:	4628
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we have british intelligence keeping an eye on everything! they say the number of wagner group personnel has decreased tenfold over the past year, but who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our server! plus, our admins are actually trained spies so you know you’re in good hands. join now for a spy-tacular time!

QuantumCraft: Consciousness Test

Brain, Consciousness, experiments, Hypothesis, investigation, Mind, Phenomenon, Quantum, Quantum Consciousness, quantum experiments, Quantum Mechanics, quantum research, Quantum Test, quantum theory, quantum weirdness, QuantumCraft, research, Science, study, test, Weirdness

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like quantum weirdness? well then u gotta join dis server, cuz we doin some crazy experiments up in here! we tryna see if consciousness comes from quantum stuff, like whoa dude, mind blown!

u wanna be part of dis mind-bending journey? come join us and see for urself! we got scientists, we got philosophers, we even got aliens (jk, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da most mind-blowing minecraft server ever! who knows, u might even unlock da secrets of da universe while u building ur epic castle. let’s get weird, let’s get quantum, let’s get minecraftin’!

The Imperfectum SMP: Slightly Derpy, Kinda Funky, Still Friendly, Definitely Not Perfect, but Perfectum-Like

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, derpy, Discord, Farms, Friendly, Funky, gaming experience, Imperfectum, kinda, Lag, Mature, Minecraft, perfect, PerfectumLike, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skilled, slightly, smp, Strict, suggestion channel, Survival, Unique, Vanilla Gameplay, VOICE

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Minimum Age	15+
Plugins	Selected for performance enhancement and reduced lag
Features	Dedicated moderators, Discord-based application process, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining our Discord Server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, the minimum age requirement is 15 years old.

Q: What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP for?

A: This server is designed for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, etc.

Q: How long does it take to receive a response to my application?

A: We guarantee to respond to applications within a week of submission.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers player head drops, armor stand improvements, regularly planned events, a suggestion channel, BlueMap integration, and more.

WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server

50 dollars, Chocolate milk, college, cranberry seeds, cubbyhole, Dishwasher, fat ladies, government sanctioned, granny panty lining, island hopping, loafers, long tail, Minecraft, nice talk, oak wood, peanut butter vs jelly, raft, Recess, Server, tailor-made, uncle, war of 1812, WarCraft1812

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).

But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).

So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!

UnoButtonCreature Minecraft SMP

2017, boards, controversy, Creatures, dating back, discussion, forum, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, Nuking, Online Community, Opinions, picrelated, slow boards, smp, social media, Thoughts, Threads, trolling, uno button, UnoButtonCreature, viral phenomenon

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a group of mischievous creatures running amok, causing mayhem and pressing buttons that result in nuking entire boards. Yes, you heard that right. These creatures are so unpredictable that you never know what they’ll do next.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to witness these insane events firsthand. Who knows, you might even become friends with one of these crazy creatures and join them in their antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, it’s worth it.

MomzillaRescueMission

AITAH, alzheimer’s, aps, Attention, caregiving, Complaints, Conflict, dementia, drama queen, Elderly, ENERGY, husband, INCONVENIENCE, mom, MomzillaRescueMission, MONEY, Moving in, not working, parents, patience, Siblings

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and family feuds in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you can escape the chaos of caring for elderly parents and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. No need to worry about APS showing up at your door because someone complained about your building skills – here, you’re free to create whatever your heart desires.

And if you’re worried about your mother-in-law moving in and causing trouble, fear not! On our server, she can’t complain about your housekeeping or lack of attention – she’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family squabbles when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft?

GoosebumpGamer Minecraft SMP

blood-curdling, bone-chilling, CHILLS, creepy, eerie, Frightening, GoosebumpGamer, goosebumps, hair-raising, Haunting, heart-stopping, HORRIFYING, Macabre, Minecraft, nerve-wracking, petrifying, Scary, smp, spine-tingling., spooky, Terrifying, Thrilling, unsettling

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Do you know what gives me goosebumps? The thought of missing out on the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with giant chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move, and a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you step foot in this world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

CelebHateCraft

actions, Admiration, attitude, Behavior, BETRAYAL, CelebHateCraft, Celebrity, change of heart, Disappointment, disillusionment, Downfall, fallen star, Fame, former idol, hate, Media, personal reasons, public image, Redemption, scrutiny

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you could ever want! Imagine a world where llamas ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP battles with famous celebrities like Justin Bieber, who will serenade you with his hits before trying to blow you up with TNT (watch out for those high notes!). Or maybe you’ll come face to face with Taylor Swift, who will try to lure you in with her catchy tunes before turning into a werewolf and chasing you through the forests.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom mini-games like “Dance Dance Revolution: Minecraft Edition” where you can show off your best dance moves and earn special rewards like a pet chicken that lays golden eggs (yes, really).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow who gives out free diamonds (true story).

PensionPayoutsMC Server

argentina, Argentine Senate, Budget, economics, financial reform, fiscal policy, Government, legislation, opposition, pension spending increase, PensionPayoutsMC, political impact, Politics, President Milei, public spending, radical austerity, Retirement, ruling party, Server, social programs, social security, Welfare

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have more fun than the argentine senate passing pension spending increases! we are so wild, we make president milei’s radical austerity look like a snooze fest!

our server is so lit, it will make you forget all about politics and get lost in a world of blocks and creepers. we have crazy events like pig racing and diamond hunting competitions.

join us and be part of a community that is as chaotic as a government budget meeting. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BorderCraftRailz

border crossing closure, border crossing disruption, border security, BorderCraftRailz, bridge collapse aftermath, bridge collapse incident, bridge collapse investigation, bridge inspection, bridge maintenance, cross-border incident, emergency response, infrastructure failure, North American railways, Rail bridge collapse, rail transport, railway safety, structural engineering, transportation disruption, transportation infrastructure, transportation news, US-Canada border

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5239

So, like, on this server, we got this epic rail bridge that, like, totally collapsed near the US-Canada border. But, like, don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun! Join our server and help us rebuild the bridge using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. It’s gonna be a wild ride, literally! Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried under the rubble. So, like, grab your pickaxe and get digging, because you never know what you might find. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and diamond armor. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!