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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 2164 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 4899 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
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