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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 1321 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
so, like, this server is like the bomb, man. not like a-bomb, but like the bomb diggity. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, seriously, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s wild, man.
and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we’re totally cool with it. it’s all part of the fun, you know?
oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic. you can ride it while dodging lava and fireballs. it’s a real adrenaline rush, let me tell ya.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those laser-shooting cows, they’re a real trip.
