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  • Last Laughs in Blockland

    Last Laughs in Blockland

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    Welcome to the Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

    Ever wanted to live your life as if you were in a blockbuster movie directed by a caffeinated squirrel? Here’s your chance! Join our Minecraft server where the philosophy of life is summed up in one outrageous quote: “I put the ‘fun’ in funeral!” 🌟

    Why join our illustrious server, you ask? Let us count the ways:

    1. Epic Quest for the Golden Pickaxe: Legend has it that the Golden Pickaxe can harness the power of all biomes! Some say it transforms you into an unstoppable mining machine, while others claim it makes you a professional cat herder in real life. Who wouldn’t want to dig out a path to legend while taming cat overlords?

    2. The Great Zombie Impersonation Contests: Every Friday night, the undead rise for the ultimate talent showdown! Join our thrilling “Who Can Mumble Like a Zombie” contest and win exclusive titles like “Master of Grumble” or “Shuffler Extraordinaire.” Great for building character (and scaring your neighbors).

    3. Stolen Cake Mystery: Last week, Steve found a cake mysteriously missing from the spawn point. Now it’s an unsolved case that requires every detective on the server! Join the detectives’ ranks and embark on a perilous journey filled with cupcakes of terror and suspicious villagers who might give you a riddle or a headache. Cake may or may not be involved.

    4. An Epic Battle Against the Flying Cacti: If you think you’ve seen everything, wait until you witness the Great Cactus Uprising! Prepare to defend yourself against these prickly foes who have gained sentience and are challenging the very concept of gardening. Spoiler alert: YOU might become the “Cactus Whisperer!”

    5. Endless Rave Parties in the Nether!: Dig deep enough, and you’ll uncover the underground rave scene filled with enchanted skeletons dropping beats rather than bows. Join us for some totally righteous parties where the DJ is a wither and the light show involves glittering fireballs. Warning: excessive dancing may lead to a sudden desire to craft “Glowstone Disco Boots!”

    6. Quest for Infinite Beef: Yes, it’s a noble cause. Join our “Beefception Expedition,” where we travel through realms in search of the tastiest steaks. Discover the land of Moo-topia, where cows are revered as gods and their milk gives you superpowers (or at least a good excuse to eat more steaks without guilt).

    7. Griefing-Free Zone?: Not quite! Join us if you want to redefine the concept of griefing. Join our “Strategic Chaos Team” where we invite you to unleash ridiculous pranks while everyone gets a good laugh — like placing a thousand doors in a single block!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will make your funeral quote read, “He/She always knew how to craft joy from blocks,” then what are you waiting for? Join us now, and throw your life into a whirlwind of blocky madness! 🌈💎

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  • Blockland Kiwi Diplomat Drama!

    Blockland Kiwi Diplomat Drama!

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    Welcome to the Illuminati Mineble II: The Trump-Dominium Conundrum

    Step forth, weary traveler, into a land where the very essence of history is like a block of sponge: saturated with confusion, historically unsound, and indefinably squishy. Here lies a realm birthed from the ashes of diplomatic squabbles, where a rogue faction of New Zealand’s finest has decided that asking questions is treason—and the only response to confusion is absurdity.


    🌪️ The Chaotic Diplomacy of Blocks and Biomes

    Unravel the Truth Behind the Turmoil:

    • Did you know? Every block in this world breathes the existential dread of unanswered questions. Here, the very soil is imbued with the echo of diplomats being fired for simply inviting historical inquiry. Feel the chaos in every swing of your pickaxe!

    • Coal is not just coal: It’s a metaphor for the opacity of political discourse! Mine it if you dare, but be warned—it’s rumored to be sentient.

    🔮 Features of the Server: The Unintended Abyss

    FeatureDescription
    Diplomatic Meltdown ModeExperience the thrill of watching alliances crumble like dirt when you question the history of the Great Minecraft War!
    Paradoxical PatriotismSwear fealty to the Block of Confusion: Enforce the ban on straightforward historical references!
    Endless Historical LoopsFall into a cyclical existence where every sunset leads to an ill-fated reenactment of events no one actually remembers.
    Trump’s Tower of TurmoilVisit the monument where logic goes to die, competing with whispers of “What did he even say about WWII?” for the top spot.

    Pirate Testimonials, or Something of the Sort

    • “I joined expecting to mine diamonds, but all I found was the bitter taste of misplaced historical context.” – Red-Beard85

    • “Confusion reigns supreme here! It’s like my pickaxe is a question mark and I’m just digging into existential dread!” – SpectacularSponge

    • “This server taught me the true meaning of mining my own business. Now I question everything—including breathing.” – PhilosophicalMinecraftNoob

    🚧 Secret Features: Unbelievably Dangerous

    • The Disappearing Biomes: Hop through dimensions that collapse every time someone asks a simple question about foreign affairs. Surprise! You’re back at spawn! Or are you?

    • Conspiracy Chests: Collect seemingly random items that, when put together, form rabbit holes of twisted Minecraft canon. Is that a block of quartz, or a piece of the Truth?

    ⚠️ Warnings from the Void

    Entering this server may cause sudden episodes of uncontrollable laughter, deep philosophical debates with fictional characters, and spontaneous combustions of historical ignorance. Some players have reported hearing the spirits of disgraced diplomats whispering terrible secrets through the Discord channels.


    Frequently Asked Questions (that won’t be answered):

    Q: Is history irrelevant in this realm? A: Exactly the kind of question that keeps diplomats up at night! Proceed with caution.

    Q: Why does it feel like there’s a sinister plot at hand? A: Why don’t you dig a little deeper and let us know when you find out?

    Q: Is there a way to win or escape? A: Winning is a construct; escape is a myth. Welcome to the forever game.


    🌌 Join Us in the Absurdity!

    Venture forth and embrace the thrill of unpredictability! Align with fellow seekers of chaos, and consort with the inexplicable wonders of our Diplomatic Minefield. Just remember: questioning reality has never been this blocky!

    Unravel the truths; alter the fabric of Minecraft history. Or don’t. Either way, you’re here now.

    The sever awaits your illogical entrance! 💎💥

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  • Trust Issues in Blockland!

    Trust Issues in Blockland!

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    Welcome to the Finnish Conspiracy Craft!

    “Everything’s fine, except the hidden portals.”

    Dive headfirst into a reality where the ordinary meets the extraordinary, where pixels twist into paradoxes, and you can’t quite tell if you’re building or being built. A server forged in the ashes of interdimensional polls and laced with every whisper of uncertainty—step into the chaos of Finnish Conspiracy Craft!

    The Unraveling Truth

    Did you know that 50% of Finns don’t trust the US? Well, that stat might just have a little something to do with the way we warp the very core of the Minecraft world—think blocks of mistrust stacked higher than the tallest tower! Here, you’re not simply playing; you’re participating in a grand experiment… or are you the experiment?

    Too Many Questions, Too Few Answers

    Server Highlights that Defy Logic:

    • Mystery Biomes: Will the Tundra of Skepticism morph into the Marsh of Misunderstanding when you least expect it? Yes!
    • Utility Blocks of Uncertainty: These blocks can only build structures that teem with doubt. Perfect for when your plans crouch beneath the weight of questioning authenticity!
    • Rare Materials: Obtain the elusive Trust Ore! Rumor has it this concoction of courage and folly grants you wisdom… at a price that leads to eternal second-guessing.

    “Joined for the building, stayed for the blind paranoia. It’s a real trip!” – A bewildered player or perhaps just someone lost in the process of existential construction.

    Unbelievable Mechanics—As if Reality Was Just a Fractal Pattern

    FeatureDescription
    Perception ShiftersEvery 50 blocks you build, receive a hint that warps your view of the game and your existence!
    Whispering NPCsMeet characters that share TRUTHS that lead you to more questions than resolutions. Flee or listen?
    Polls of the UnseenSign up to take part in genuine polls about your faith in the server—what do you really think?

    Questions of Suspicion

    • Why must I doubt the skies above? Because the clouds are watching you—this is no ordinary sky; it’s a cloak for the confounded!
    • Is there a chance this server was banned in 12 countries? Absolutely, but we won’t tell you the reasons! Trust issues? Maybe.

    Legends of the Code

    Tales abound of the two-headed Enderman who strikes midnight deals about international relations with unsuspecting players. They say he trades in not just items, but secrets, their weight as heavy as an anvil and unclear as the stars that are yet to be drawn in the sky.

    “I’m still not sure if I spent hours mining or if I was depth-charged by my own psychological evaluation.” – A luminous voice echoed from the depths of the server… or was that just lava?

    Join at Your Own Risk

    Ready to plunge into the unstoppable current of consciousness unraveling around you? Gather your allies, dress in the skins of whispering shadows, and forge a path through the fabric of reality itself.

    Join the Finnish Conspiracy Craft—the place where digital skepticism meets the surreal! Unravel it together… or risk falling into an abyss of mind-bending despair and endlessly constructed theories!

    Disclaimer: No one knows who really runs this server; you might just be a pawn in an ever-expanding chess game where the rules are always changing… or just broken completely. Welcome!

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  • BlockLand: Merz’s Euro Fortress!

    BlockLand: Merz’s Euro Fortress!

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    🇩🇪 CHAOS IN MINECRAFT: THE DEFENSE AND INFRASTRUCTURE RAMPAGE SERVER ⚔️💰

    Welcome, Descent into Madness!

    Step into the fragmented realms of the Defense and Infrastructure Rampage Server, where only the bravest—or the maddest—dare to tread! Here, the secrets of funding and fortresses collide in a kaleidoscope of pixelated pandemonium. Friedrich Merz himself might drop by, but so might the specters of your dwindling sanity. Hundreds of billions are up for grabs, but who’s counting when reality is a mere illusion!?


    🌪️ What Is This Server?

    Is it a fortress? Is it a bureaucracy? Or merely the fever dream of a blocky demigod assembled from the ashes of failed political ambition? One thing is certain: everything you know is wrong.

    “Once upon a minecart, the realms were hollowed out by endless funding dreams!”

    💣 Features Plotted in the Shadows

    FeatureDescription
    Unfathomable ResourcesGather materials infamously coveted by capitalist factions—if you survive the skeleton’s ambush!
    The Great Build-offEngage in chaotic competitions where fortifications crumble under the weight of audacity!
    The Bureaucracy DungeonNavigate ancient ruins filled with redstone challenges and threats of dwindling budgets. Can you find treacherous paths to funding?
    Looming Defense TowersErect structures that defy the laws of Minecraft while horrifying the locals—why not supercharge them with government grants!?

    🚨 The Unspeakable Truth

    WITNESS LEGENDS whispered via eerie campfire tales:

    • A shadowy cabal consisting of pixellated villagers and irate admins is pulling strings behind the scenes. Some say they’re up to something vast—something suspiciously familiar to the idea of… defense contracts.

    • They say this server was banned in 12 countries for being “too absurd”—but do these nations really want the truth?

    “I joined expecting Minecraft; I left fearing the overlord of infrastructure budgeting!” — Anonymous Player

    🚀 Secrets Hidden in Plain Sight

    Mysterious “super blocks” rumored to grant you infinite riches or perhaps the entities they summon may drive you to madness—who’s to say? Are these merely imaginary constructs, or gateways to a defense ministry’s conspiracy hiding behind code?


    🤔 FAQ (Do Not Trust Your Answers)

    Q: Why is there a pig wearing a navy uniform at spawn? A: Because the truth is too heavy to carry alone.

    Q: How do I raise funds for my builds? A: It’s simpler than activating a beacon; just sacrifice a non-essential villager.

    Q: Can I become part of the elite funding committee? A: Membership is reserved for those who’ve lost a sense of time, self, and reality—sign here in redstone!


    👁️ As You Venture Forth

    Cast aside enlightenment; it’s a trap! Existence begs the question—what is more terrifying, the defensive structures we build, or the infrastructures that govern us?

    Try to decipher the metaphysical “shard of bureaucracy” as you harmonize chaos and cringe, flinging yourself into this pixelated absurdity! Join us before it’s too late—once you grasp the true nature of this server, you might just want to defend your sanity against the weight of infinity!

    Step forth! The abyss awaits…

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  • Midnight HCF

    Midnight HCF

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    Come on to play some hcf!!!! Just started this first map yesterday come check it out. Gonna have a pvp tourney at 9:15 Pm Est for some ranks.

    198.50.254.78

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  • AspiredPrison

    AspiredPrison

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    Aspired Prison is an non op prison server. What is a prison server? you might be asking yourself. While in prison, your main goal is to mine resources, sell them and buy your self out of jail. But other players can kill you, potentiality setting you back,

    198.50.168.156

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  • PvP Zone

    PvP Zone

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    Welcome to the server! We have gapple pvp, no cooldown, and 50% of ALL ranks on the store! Make sure to join the server and vote daily for cool rewards!

    PvP.Zone

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  • Wombocraft Network

    Wombocraft Network

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    Be the strongest warrior of all! Hardcore Games is a game mode in which you must use your skills and strategies to be the last survivor among many! Choose your kit and build your strategy to be victorious!

    Our Social Networks

    ▹Site: http://www.wombocraft.com.br ▹Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/wombocraft ▹Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/wombocraft

    hg.wombocraft.com.br

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  • Hawaii Minecraft CES

    Hawaii  Minecraft CES

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    Aloha This Hawaii Minecraft Server is based in Honolulu Hawaii we are locally ran and owned in Punahou. CuttingEdge Systems is IT-Solution that enjoys gaming and has provided access from our Ohana.

    Thank you

    cuttingedgesystems.org

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  • Lucky Prison

    Lucky Prison

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    LUCKYPRISON // OP PRISON // LUCKY BLOCKS // CUSTOM CODED

    Welcome to LuckyPrison, a fully custom OP Prison server ran by non-abusive admins! We run monthly large events, and weekly small events. Come join the fun, and don’t let them kill harambe!

    play.luckyprison.com

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  • ISLEMC

    ISLEMC

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    A GREAT Server with factions and Prison! It is a brand new server that isn’t very big right now but our community will grow and grow. Please tell friends, family, neighbors, relatives, and anyone you know that is a MC enthusiast. ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ISLE MC! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

    Check it out! Brand new! Awesome!

    Seriously go check it out it’ll be worth it!

    islemc.mcserver.ws

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  • EARTH

    EARTH

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    Server open to public for a limited time.

    Everyone plays how they want. Large worldguard regions for everyone. Survival only areas, creative commons areas, secret areas. Members have stayed members for years, there is space for a few more.

    This server is child friendly, language is to be kept G rated at all times.

    If you are looking for a server to spend some time building something of your own, this is it. You could claim a forest, set it as survival, and block anyone else from entering. You could join someone else’s region and help on other projects. Build your own mini-games… the possibilities are endless. Backups daily in multiple locations. This server is for anyone who wants freedom to roam and build as they want, without the fear of someone else destroying it.

    You must register on the website for server privileges. EarthStation.enjin.com

    198.154.120.219

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  • Divine

    Divine

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    divine.minecraft.to

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  • Devoted Hell

    Devoted Hell

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    Hardcore city building and political PvP – play.devotedmc.com

    Getting bored of the same old faction fights over and over again? Try our hardcore server with Citadel, PrisonPearl, and a host of plugins that make realistic conflict possible.

    Build up a city, recruit citizens, enforce laws, and banish those that break the laws to the End.

    Or, be an outlaw and constantly run from bounty hunters looking to imprison you.

    It’s all up to you. IP: play.devotedmc.com

    play.devotedmc.com

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