Blokkenland is the place where fun and dreams mix! Step into a world full of magic and cozy vibes.
Ride cool coasters, see shows, and find neat stuff!
Build, stay alive, and get better in our big survival land.
Get cool stuff by doing jobs, quests, and tasks!
Join fun events and make new pals!
Come hang out in Blokkenland! It’s a blast!
blokkenland.khplay.nl
Welcome to the Ultimate Blocky Adventure!
Ever wanted to live your life as if you were in a blockbuster movie directed by a caffeinated squirrel? Here’s your chance! Join our Minecraft server where the philosophy of life is summed up in one outrageous quote: “I put the ‘fun’ in funeral!” 🌟
Why join our illustrious server, you ask? Let us count the ways:
Epic Quest for the Golden Pickaxe: Legend has it that the Golden Pickaxe can harness the power of all biomes! Some say it transforms you into an unstoppable mining machine, while others claim it makes you a professional cat herder in real life. Who wouldn’t want to dig out a path to legend while taming cat overlords?
The Great Zombie Impersonation Contests: Every Friday night, the undead rise for the ultimate talent showdown! Join our thrilling “Who Can Mumble Like a Zombie” contest and win exclusive titles like “Master of Grumble” or “Shuffler Extraordinaire.” Great for building character (and scaring your neighbors).
Stolen Cake Mystery: Last week, Steve found a cake mysteriously missing from the spawn point. Now it’s an unsolved case that requires every detective on the server! Join the detectives’ ranks and embark on a perilous journey filled with cupcakes of terror and suspicious villagers who might give you a riddle or a headache. Cake may or may not be involved.
An Epic Battle Against the Flying Cacti: If you think you’ve seen everything, wait until you witness the Great Cactus Uprising! Prepare to defend yourself against these prickly foes who have gained sentience and are challenging the very concept of gardening. Spoiler alert: YOU might become the “Cactus Whisperer!”
Endless Rave Parties in the Nether!: Dig deep enough, and you’ll uncover the underground rave scene filled with enchanted skeletons dropping beats rather than bows. Join us for some totally righteous parties where the DJ is a wither and the light show involves glittering fireballs. Warning: excessive dancing may lead to a sudden desire to craft “Glowstone Disco Boots!”
Quest for Infinite Beef: Yes, it’s a noble cause. Join our “Beefception Expedition,” where we travel through realms in search of the tastiest steaks. Discover the land of Moo-topia, where cows are revered as gods and their milk gives you superpowers (or at least a good excuse to eat more steaks without guilt).
So, if you’re looking for a server that will make your funeral quote read, “He/She always knew how to craft joy from blocks,” then what are you waiting for? Join us now, and throw your life into a whirlwind of blocky madness! 🌈💎
Step forth, weary traveler, into a land where the very essence of history is like a block of sponge: saturated with confusion, historically unsound, and indefinably squishy. Here lies a realm birthed from the ashes of diplomatic squabbles, where a rogue faction of New Zealand’s finest has decided that asking questions is treason—and the only response to confusion is absurdity.
Did you know? Every block in this world breathes the existential dread of unanswered questions. Here, the very soil is imbued with the echo of diplomats being fired for simply inviting historical inquiry. Feel the chaos in every swing of your pickaxe!
| Feature | Description |
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| Diplomatic Meltdown Mode | Experience the thrill of watching alliances crumble like dirt when you question the history of the Great Minecraft War! |
| Paradoxical Patriotism | Swear fealty to the Block of Confusion: Enforce the ban on straightforward historical references! |
| Endless Historical Loops | Fall into a cyclical existence where every sunset leads to an ill-fated reenactment of events no one actually remembers. |
| Trump’s Tower of Turmoil | Visit the monument where logic goes to die, competing with whispers of “What did he even say about WWII?” for the top spot. |
“I joined expecting to mine diamonds, but all I found was the bitter taste of misplaced historical context.” – Red-Beard85
“Confusion reigns supreme here! It’s like my pickaxe is a question mark and I’m just digging into existential dread!” – SpectacularSponge
The Disappearing Biomes: Hop through dimensions that collapse every time someone asks a simple question about foreign affairs. Surprise! You’re back at spawn! Or are you?
Entering this server may cause sudden episodes of uncontrollable laughter, deep philosophical debates with fictional characters, and spontaneous combustions of historical ignorance. Some players have reported hearing the spirits of disgraced diplomats whispering terrible secrets through the Discord channels.
Q: Is history irrelevant in this realm? A: Exactly the kind of question that keeps diplomats up at night! Proceed with caution.
Q: Why does it feel like there’s a sinister plot at hand? A: Why don’t you dig a little deeper and let us know when you find out?
Q: Is there a way to win or escape? A: Winning is a construct; escape is a myth. Welcome to the forever game.
Venture forth and embrace the thrill of unpredictability! Align with fellow seekers of chaos, and consort with the inexplicable wonders of our Diplomatic Minefield. Just remember: questioning reality has never been this blocky!
Unravel the truths; alter the fabric of Minecraft history. Or don’t. Either way, you’re here now.
The sever awaits your illogical entrance! 💎💥
“Everything’s fine, except the hidden portals.”
Dive headfirst into a reality where the ordinary meets the extraordinary, where pixels twist into paradoxes, and you can’t quite tell if you’re building or being built. A server forged in the ashes of interdimensional polls and laced with every whisper of uncertainty—step into the chaos of Finnish Conspiracy Craft!
Did you know that 50% of Finns don’t trust the US? Well, that stat might just have a little something to do with the way we warp the very core of the Minecraft world—think blocks of mistrust stacked higher than the tallest tower! Here, you’re not simply playing; you’re participating in a grand experiment… or are you the experiment?
Too Many Questions, Too Few Answers
“Joined for the building, stayed for the blind paranoia. It’s a real trip!” – A bewildered player or perhaps just someone lost in the process of existential construction.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Perception Shifters | Every 50 blocks you build, receive a hint that warps your view of the game and your existence! |
| Whispering NPCs | Meet characters that share TRUTHS that lead you to more questions than resolutions. Flee or listen? |
| Polls of the Unseen | Sign up to take part in genuine polls about your faith in the server—what do you really think? |
Tales abound of the two-headed Enderman who strikes midnight deals about international relations with unsuspecting players. They say he trades in not just items, but secrets, their weight as heavy as an anvil and unclear as the stars that are yet to be drawn in the sky.
“I’m still not sure if I spent hours mining or if I was depth-charged by my own psychological evaluation.” – A luminous voice echoed from the depths of the server… or was that just lava?
Ready to plunge into the unstoppable current of consciousness unraveling around you? Gather your allies, dress in the skins of whispering shadows, and forge a path through the fabric of reality itself.
Join the Finnish Conspiracy Craft—the place where digital skepticism meets the surreal! Unravel it together… or risk falling into an abyss of mind-bending despair and endlessly constructed theories!
Disclaimer: No one knows who really runs this server; you might just be a pawn in an ever-expanding chess game where the rules are always changing… or just broken completely. Welcome!
Step into the fragmented realms of the Defense and Infrastructure Rampage Server, where only the bravest—or the maddest—dare to tread! Here, the secrets of funding and fortresses collide in a kaleidoscope of pixelated pandemonium. Friedrich Merz himself might drop by, but so might the specters of your dwindling sanity. Hundreds of billions are up for grabs, but who’s counting when reality is a mere illusion!?
Is it a fortress? Is it a bureaucracy? Or merely the fever dream of a blocky demigod assembled from the ashes of failed political ambition? One thing is certain: everything you know is wrong.
“Once upon a minecart, the realms were hollowed out by endless funding dreams!”
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Unfathomable Resources | Gather materials infamously coveted by capitalist factions—if you survive the skeleton’s ambush! |
| The Great Build-off | Engage in chaotic competitions where fortifications crumble under the weight of audacity! |
| The Bureaucracy Dungeon | Navigate ancient ruins filled with redstone challenges and threats of dwindling budgets. Can you find treacherous paths to funding? |
| Looming Defense Towers | Erect structures that defy the laws of Minecraft while horrifying the locals—why not supercharge them with government grants!? |
WITNESS LEGENDS whispered via eerie campfire tales:
A shadowy cabal consisting of pixellated villagers and irate admins is pulling strings behind the scenes. Some say they’re up to something vast—something suspiciously familiar to the idea of… defense contracts.
“I joined expecting Minecraft; I left fearing the overlord of infrastructure budgeting!” — Anonymous Player
Mysterious “super blocks” rumored to grant you infinite riches or perhaps the entities they summon may drive you to madness—who’s to say? Are these merely imaginary constructs, or gateways to a defense ministry’s conspiracy hiding behind code?
Q: Why is there a pig wearing a navy uniform at spawn? A: Because the truth is too heavy to carry alone.
Q: How do I raise funds for my builds? A: It’s simpler than activating a beacon; just sacrifice a non-essential villager.
Q: Can I become part of the elite funding committee? A: Membership is reserved for those who’ve lost a sense of time, self, and reality—sign here in redstone!
Cast aside enlightenment; it’s a trap! Existence begs the question—what is more terrifying, the defensive structures we build, or the infrastructures that govern us?
Try to decipher the metaphysical “shard of bureaucracy” as you harmonize chaos and cringe, flinging yourself into this pixelated absurdity! Join us before it’s too late—once you grasp the true nature of this server, you might just want to defend your sanity against the weight of infinity!
Step forth! The abyss awaits…
If you’re like me and tired of servers overloaded with fantasy lore and superpowers, then our server might be just what you’re looking for. We’re going old-school with a completely vanilla experience and a lore that’s as real as it gets – no scripts, no fantasy fluff.
We’re on the lookout for content creators of any style who want to join us in this journey. Whether you’re into building cool structures or making the server that tad bit more interesting , there’s a spot for you here. This isn’t just another server – it’s a chance to be part of a community of creators who are serious about making the next relatable content creator SMP and want to make something awesome together.
But hey, even if you’re not a content creator, you’re still welcome to join as a fan. Dive into our lore, solve mysteries, and be part of the project!
Can’t wait to see you on the flip side 😉 The Discord Or @Exvys
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What does Spotix offer that other servers may not?
• A casual, balanced economy-based survival gamemode that is both fun and unique! • Always open to server partnerships! • We have very friendly staff members! • We are always looking to improve the server, and we take any feedback seriously to improve the playing experience. • Frequently updated! • Unique game modes that you have never seen before! • None PTW (Pay to win)
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IP : Spotix.club Discord: discord.gg/spotix
Yo! I’m Nex, and I’m planning to launch a semi-private modded Naruto server featuring AHZNB’s Naruto mod that will last 1 or 2 months. I’m aiming to gather at least 25 people, with a safer target being around 30. The server will consist of 4 villages and 1 rogue village or team. Each village will have 2 Jinchurikis, making a total of 8 across the server. Additionally, the nine-tailed beast will appear as a boss randomly, challenging all villages to team up and defeat it. Sealing the beast will require some intense fighting or possibly diplomatic negotiations among village leaders. If we get over 30 players in the last 5-10 minutes, Though we cant accept anymore new players. The extras might get to be player bosses, like Otsutsuki or even Madara!I’m keen on incorporating some lore into the server, but I want the players to have a say in shaping it. In this server, there’s no single main character—everyone’s role is equally important. We’ll have a system of ‘canon’ lives, meaning if you’re killed by another player, you’ll lose a life (though village members can’t kill each other).To enhance the experience, we’re planning a semi-custom map spanning 20,000 by 20,000 blocks. The rogue team won’t have any allies and can attack anyone at any time. Of course, there will be rules in place to ensure that everyone has a great time. For more details, join my Discord server—I’ll be explaining everything in greater depth there!
|The Greatlands Realm| 17+
(LOOKING FOR LONG-TERM PLAYERS!)
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🏰 Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! 🏰
✅The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!
What Do We Offer?: ⚔️
✅This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!
A Little Bit About Us!:
✅This is a project we’ve created by many different creators all around the world more than 2 years ago and has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded back during the pandemic The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since bringing in many different players every year!
How Do I Join?
❗YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECIVE THE REALM CODE. https://discord.gg/yuqtjqbXW7
The Greatlands Realm trailer & other Greatlands related content please enjoy:)
Hey everyone! Starting a chilled out smp and looking for people that will build cool stuff (houses, towns, etc.), make up lore (optional but encouraged), be friendly, and joke around. The focus isn’t to beat the game (although we will do that eventually) or be sweaty. Just wanting to form a small community of fun people to hang out and play games with. Comment if interested, limited spots!
About server:
Server map age: 14 days
Full year cycle on the server with Winter making it hard to grow crops and breed animals and Summer causing the opposite.
Enchanced combat system Killing mobs grants xp seperate from enchanting exp under 3 seperate talent trees Mining/Combat/Sins (Close to Path of exile style talent tree) Each giving you benefical bonuses in certain tasks https://ibb.co/bFWtFkk (Talent tree)
Skill potions Everyone who joins the server gets a fresh ability (ability bottle) its random and you either get lucky or not, there are 30 different skills to learn & each time a player kills another player the dead player will drop 1 of their skills which can be picked up.
7 out of 30 the abilities include:
Power Stare: Push away entities you’re looking at Magnetize: Attract nearby items Speed: Walk faster Haste: Mine faster Strength: Inflict more damage when attacking Jump Boost: Jump Higher Regeneration: Regenerate health faster
Enchanced celestials
3 different moon cycles "Blood moon" – harder monsters "Harvest moon" – crop and animal harvesting buffs and "Blue Moon" Luck & looting buffs Gravestones with keys that guide you to your last death point Leveling system for agressive/passive mobs https://ibb.co/syDxTnW (High lvl whale)
The further you are from spawn the higher level monsters you will be able to find Levels give them extra hearts/stronger hits/more armor & killing them yields more experience compared to what you would get from lower levels. Tons of different valuables to find artifacts/baubles/trinkets/skill capes
End remastered Required to collect 12 different eyes to enter end dimension Twilight forest is also in the pack and dimensions also have leveled mobs
Custom made npcs for shops/quests & important info https://ibb.co/SBjpsYm (npcs)
Limited Plot claims Pvp is enabled and encouraged. Enhanced villages with more unique traders and trades Locked loot chests can be found in the overworld which need keys or lockpicks to open them They contain Currency used when bartering with players or npcs.
Waystones are used to fast travel around the world, they requier normal enchanting xp to travel, traveling cost is based on the distance traveled. There´s much more to this pack, if i caught your interest come join us on our
discord: https://discord.gg/hZyn6QfWwm
On curseforge > Midnight-Apocalypse Server ip is automatically added to servers list
Modpack can be found here : https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/midnight-apocalypse-forge-1-18-2
Hi, I am fbievana founder of the FrozenSMP server here on Discord.
The FrozenSMP server is a tight-knit community that consists of players that enjoy and play minecraft. This server orginally started as a friend-owned and operated community server, but we have decided to open our doors and allow people in.
Some Info
We use these datapacks
We also have a creative server to allow players to test their ideas
We provide
We have some simple rules
There is a guiding principle that we have: Moderation should be the last resort, and not the first.
The plugins we use are
If you want to join, click Here and ask to get whitelisted!
EARTH VI
Welcome to EarthVI! This is a Minecraft earth server were you get to build and play as that country! The server is both java and bedrock! We hope to see you there!
Please join we need players!
New plugins being added soon!!
🌍 Engaging geopolitics
⚔️ Wars, skirmishes and PVP
> – 🔗 Bedrock support
> – 🤝 Active and friendly community
Now Supports Java and Bedrock players. No java account required.
This is a dedicated 1.20.4 survival server with a handful of changes that really add to the survival experience while mitigating some of the less-fun aspects of the game. While it isn’t a purely vanilla experience, the goal is to provide something close to a vanilla experience with modifications that we think add a necessary challenge for veteran players, as well as some quality of life changes that remove some of the more tedious or illogical aspects of the game.
The server is running Fabric with a handful of mods and data-packs with some changes to the base game rules. The best part is, the server does not require you to download anything and can be connected to using a vanilla client.
Some of the changes we’ve made include:
– No natural regeneration
– Hard difficulty
– Improved Dungeons and other structures
The server map is running Terralith along with a variety of custom structures from a few different mods. On the QoL side, we have things such as Treefall, expanded recipes for the stone cutter, cauldron concrete, and minor healing benefits from using a bed.
If you would like to join, you can fill out a whitelist application here: https://forms.gle/oYDrM3dKnG1QQwyS6
Accepted applicants will receive an email notifying them of their acceptance, or asking for additional information. Don’t be afraid to apply!
The IP is: 162.33.21.54:25565 (For Bedrock players, use the default bedrock port, not 25565)
The rules can be found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dzbiFmfsa6RDfMYswa7HVFqIl3_mgdib/edit?usp=sharing&ouid=100832762490088274856&rtpof=true&sd=true
*The main point of these rules is to arbitrate disputes between players and lay out the basic PvP guidelines. In general, I think most people prefer to play cooperatively, and I encourage everyone to do just that.
DUSTY
Yo. we are currently on season 14 (been running this server since 2019) It’s a decent server with chill people. A good bit of us are decent builders. Some of us are good with redstone and create cool contraptions, or simply end up over engineering things. We are between 20-40 so if that’s you, welcome.
server ip java & bedrock: mc.dustyhub.net
Map: map.dustyhub.net
Discord: discord.gg/FDCjp2J
Website: dustyhub.net
I do suggest you take a look at the world map just look around at some of our builds.
Please take a look at the current page on the websiteIts got some info that you’d probably like to know before joining.
no cheat/hacking/greifing
simple,yes. :slight_smile:
If you made this far, and do join make sure you read the board at spawn. At spawn you’ll see our little city that gets pasted into each new season(not always), it’s not a place to build at, just something to look at right when you join. We also tend to add things to it each season. Right out the main gate of spawn you’ll find the Shopping District, once you get yourself some diamonds to make a stop there, or even get your own spot going. Anyways, hope to see you there. :wave: