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EggcellentSpermServer

Blocking, Body, cells, EggcellentSpermServer, eggs, Females, gap, germ cells, Human, Japanese scientists, killifish, LARGEST, LIFESPAN, Males, Men, outlive, production, Reproduction, smallest, Sperm, Women

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Villages Defended:	20
Gods Slained:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da secret to why women live longer than men! it’s all about dem tiny sperm and eggs, bro. our Japanese scientists found out dat if u block da production of germ cells in killifish, da lifespan gap between males and females closes. it’s like a whole new level of science and stuff, man. come join us and uncover da mysteries of life and death in dis crazy minecraft world! #genderbendingminecraftfun #spermvseggshowdown

Emerald Sky Factory: The mods are modding, the blocks are blocking, and the sky… well it’s just being sky. Join us now!

Adventure, Anarchy, Blocking, blocks, BUILD, Community, Contraptions, Curseforge, Discord, Download, Earth, Emerald, Factories, FACTORY, Join, Map, market, Minecraft, Modded, modding, Modpack, Mods, pay to win, Resources, Server, SKY, Structures, Wiki

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

ESF Minecraft Server Overview

Description	ESF is a semi-vanilla skyblock server dedicated to the Create mod and addons. Enjoy building complex contraptions with Create on this server.
Features	Two-world setup for building and adventure Map will never reset Import .nbt structures No grinding required Community server with no pay-to-win elements

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is joining the Discord server optional?	Yes, joining the Discord server is optional but highly recommended in case you’re lost.
Is there a wiki for more information?	Yes, you can check out our wiki for more details about the server.

Crafty Kremlin Crew: Trump, Putin & Co. Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Blocking, Corruption, Crafty, creeps, CREW, current, Diplomacy, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, Frontline, Hope, Interference, international relations, Kremlin, Minecraft, Politics, putin, russia, russia ukraine conflict, sanctions, Server, trump, U.S, Ukraine

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	366
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join forces with Trump and his two creepy sidekicks to defend Russia’s frontline in eastern Ukraine! These guys have been blocking U.S. aid for over 400 days, so you know they mean business. Join now for a wild ride filled with political drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few scandals along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling? Join us today and be a part of the chaos!

SILJealousStickMud

3d printing, Apology, Communication, Confrontation, family, football, humor, inside joke, jealous, Lesbian, misogynistic, misunderstanding, prank, relationship, SIL, SILJealousStickMud, sister-in-law, snl, stick in the mud, totinos, tradition

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite, best movie, cinematic masterpiece, favorite movie, film critique, film fanatic, movie aficionado, movie buff, movie enthusiast, movie lover, movie recommendation, movie review, MovieBuffMinecraftSMP, must watch movie, top choice, top film, top movie, top pick, top rated film, top rated movie, unforgettable film

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8821
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	253
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs Hollywood when you can be the star of your own action-packed Minecraft movie? Join now and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!

OpinionCraft: KeepItSecret

conformity, controversial beliefs, fear, fear of judgment, hidden beliefs, Individuality, internal conflict, KeepItSecret, OpinionCraft, Opinions, personal thoughts, private views, public opinion, public perception, self-censorship, Self-expression, social acceptance, societal norms, societal pressure, taboo topics, unpopular opinions, unspoken opinions

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	199
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Villages Defended:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Void Armor Forged:	25

Are you tired of hiding your controversial opinions because you’re afraid of being judged? Well, fear no more! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we encourage all kinds of crazy thoughts and ideas! Whether you believe that llamas are actually aliens in disguise or that creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for hugs, we welcome all opinions (no matter how outlandish)! So come join us and let your wildest thoughts run wild in our virtual world of madness and mayhem!

CraftyDan’s Defense Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyDans, defence industry, Defense, defense capabilities, defense spending, denmark, economic development, european union, foreign investment, geopolitical stability, international relations, invest, Investment, Military, Minecraft, Partnership, SECURITY, Server, strategic alliance, technology transfer, Ukraine, US$628 million

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4967	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we invest over US$628 million in Ukraine’s defence industry!! why, you ask? because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from those pesky creepers and zombies!!

we got tanks made out of obsidian, helicopters made out of emerald blocks, and even a secret underground bunker made out of bedrock!!

join us and help defend our realm from the evil forces trying to steal our precious loot!! plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks!!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!

AstroRescueCraft

Astronauts, AstroRescueCraft, capsule, CREW, elon musk, Mission, NASA, rescue mission, RETURN, Space, space capsule, space crew, space exploration, space mission, space rescue, Space Travel, spacecraft, spaceflight, spacex, stranded, Technology

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

lol imagine if u were stranded in space and then outta nowhere a spacex capsule comes to rescue u like u some kinda astronaut in distress. that’s the vibe of this Minecraft server, except instead of astronauts its ur Minecraft character who needs saving. join this server for out-of-this-world adventures and epic rescues that will have u feeling like a space hero. plus, who knows, maybe elon musk himself will make a guest appearance and help u out. yolo, amirite? so come on, join the fun and let’s blast off into the unknown together!

Youth Boost Manor

“Youth, adult lifespan, African turquoise killifish, animal care, animal housing, animal welfare, aquatic research, aquatic species, Boost, early-stage growth, experimental design, fish behavior, growth acceleration, juveniles, lifespan studies, longevity extension, Manor, research study, scientific discovery, scientific findings, Single housing, social isolation, species conservation

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4790
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our wacky world where we have a secret potion that makes ur character grow super fast but also live forever!

imagine having a giant character that can run around and crush all the other players, but also never die! it’s like being a superhero in minecraft! plus, we have a special feature where u can turn into a fish and swim around in our magical underwater kingdom.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs normal when u can have superpowers and be a fish at the same time?! come on, what r u waiting for? dive in and join the fun!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

/gig/ friendlist, BlazeToNatlan, character builds, Chevreuse, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, DMGJ5262H9SK, DT4BZD5RT5U9, Engulfing Lightning, EpicGenshin2024, Fang of the Mountain King, Faouzia, genshin impact, gig, HHFP3517D3UN, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Maps, Minecraft, Passing Memories, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Starlight Reverie, Teyvat’s Special Delivery, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Buildings Constructed:	33	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the rainbow is destined to burn with excitement! Join now for a chance to ride a flying llama while battling a dragon made of diamonds!

Our 4th Anniversary celebration is in full swing, complete with a theme song that will make you cry tears of joy. Participate in our web events, “Starlight Reverie” and “Teyvat’s Special Delivery,” where you can win exclusive in-game items like a rainbow-colored pickaxe that shoots fireworks.

Our current character banner features Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, Thoma, and Kujou Sara – all ready to join you on epic adventures through our server’s custom-built worlds. And don’t forget about our weapon banner, where you can wield the Fang of the Mountain King (Claymore) or the Engulfing Lightning (Polearm) to defeat any foe that stands in your way.

But that’s not all! Check in daily for permanent rewards that will make your friends green with envy. And use our redeemable codes to get Primogems and other goodies that will make your Minecraft experience even more magical.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the Macarena. See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: Shinobi Undercover Squad

action, Adventure, anime adaptation, chapter 3, japanese, Manga, manga chapter, manga online, manga publication, manga reader, manga series, manga website, MangaPlus, Minecraft, ninja, Shinobi, SHONEN, shueisha, smp, squad, teamwork, undercover, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where teamwork makes the dream work! Join us and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players as you work together to conquer challenges and build amazing creations.

Picture this: You and your friends are mining deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s a catch – the chest is guarded by a pack of angry creepers! Will you and your team be able to fend them off and claim the loot? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the world that leads to a dimension filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless stacks of diamonds. Will you be the first to discover it and become the richest player on the server? Or will you fall victim to the traps and tricks set by your fellow players?

Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. From epic battles with giant mobs to building ridiculous structures that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and let the madness begin!

GrandparentGiftGate

Apology, blended family, Boundaries, child support, christmas, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family dynamics, Family Values, gift giving, GrandparentGiftGate, Grandparents, greedy, insult, parenting, relationships, Siblings, stepfamily

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and outrageous demands for baby gifts.

Meet our players, like Dad who can’t handle his wife’s whining about Christmas gifts, and his wife who thinks everyone should buy gifts for her kids. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs TV drama when you have our server? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

NoCurfewNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

childhood discipline, childhood experiences, childhood memories, childhood rules, current home rules, discipline, family dynamics, family rules, family structure, family traditions, Family Values, generational differences, home life, household expectations, household rules, Minecraft, NoCurfewNoProblem, Nostalgia, parenting, RULE CHANGES, rule enforcement, smp, upbringing

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Love Letters Sent:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us if you want to experience a world where the only rule is that you must wear a chicken suit at all times while playing. That’s right, no exceptions!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own currency and government. Will you join forces with them or start a rebellion? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and unpredictable world. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!