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  • Crafting Politics: Blockhouse Bash

    Crafting Politics: Blockhouse Bash

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    The Shadowy Summit of Blocktopia: A Minecraft Server Like No Other

    Welcome to Blocktopia, where the walls whisper secrets of foreign leaders and the very blocks you mine may hold the weight of geopolitical decisions!

    Prepare yourself for a world where cubic chaos reigns supreme. Are you ready to roam the pixelated fields beneath the gaze of shadowy figures reminiscent of Starmer, Macron, and Zelensky? Or will you fall victim to the absurdity that surrounds them?

    Unseen Forces at Play

    Is this mere coincidence? We think not! As the Three Musketeers of the Minecraft cosmos prepare to welcome (or confront!) the specter of Trump—who seems perpetually stuck in a blocky loop—lives are changing, alliances are forming, and secret societies are plotting their next move. Join us as we unravel the Blocky Cabal and decide if you will stand with them…or against them!

    "I crafted a diamond sword today, but all I could think about was the meeting at the White House. What is even real?"A confused miner, likely under the influence of the server’s eerie vibes.

    Features of Blocktopia

    FeatureDescription
    Cubic ConspiraciesDiscover a lore that connects every block to the world outside! The cobblestone you step on? Upside-down politics!
    Leader Mining NightsJoin us every Friday as we dig deeper into the minds of world leaders, crafting intricate stories and realms!
    Chaos GamesEngage in PvP combat, where Trump’s pickaxe swings like a metaphorical hammer, crushing anything in his path!
    Whispering VinesBeware the vines; they carry the echoes of discontent and gossip that might just lure you pathward to absurd conclusions!

    Inquiries You Should Not Make

    Q: Why is there a gigantic stone statue of a blocky president in the spawn area? A: It’s art, obviously. Abstract and challenging. Is it really a celebration, or a warning? You decide!

    Q: Do I have to pledge allegiance to any blocky leader? A: No! An allegiance means picking sides, and we’ve left that behind. But do you want to stake claim on a server where reality is merely a floating Nether portal away?

    Rumors, Revelations, and Reckless Choices

    In Blocktopia, whispers echo louder than the violence of Bedrock breaking. Here’s why you should tread lightly:

    • Banned in 12 countries? That’s just the price of madness! Who needs governments when you can create governance by selection?
    • Legend tells of the Creeper Cabal, who once detonated an explosive truth at the White House; they now roam our lands seeking refuge among the unknowing.

    "I logged into Blocktopia thinking it was just a game. Now I’m stuck in this alternate reality where the Ender Dragon might be Macron’s pet!"A disoriented player whose reality feels more like a mining trip gone awry.

    Join at Your Own Risk

    Dare to step into the pixelated unknown, where paranoia festers like spores in a shadowy cave! Blocktopia awaits; are you prepared to reshape destiny with every block placed, or will you become just another fragment of a forgotten cave?

    Come join the conspiracy, turn the chaos into your rallying cry, or just end up trapped in a realm beyond comprehension. Blocktopia awaits—and it’s more than just blocks; it’s the very fabric of alternate algorithms!

    Seize the Oblivion!

    Click now—if you dare. But remember: in Blocktopia, nothing is guaranteed. You might leave with more than just blocks in your inventory. You might leave with a new perspective… or something far worse.

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  • BlockHouse Minecraft Server

    BlockHouse Minecraft Server

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    so, like, u should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz the white house is like, totally behind it, man. they’re all like, “yeah, israel, u do u, block that aid to gaza, we got ur back.” so, if u wanna be on the side of the white house and israel, come join us on this epic server where we build giant walls and block off all the aid. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the fun!

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  • Crafty Thoughts Minecraft Server

    Crafty Thoughts Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any tiny neurotic incestuous tribes in deserts claiming to be God’s chosen people! In fact, our server is so wild and wacky that even God himself would be scratching his head in confusion.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own virtual paradise without any ancient religious texts telling you what to do. Explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even stumble upon a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

    Forget about old testament nonsense, on our server the only commandment is to have fun! So come on over and see why our Minecraft community is the most absurdly entertaining place to be. Who needs ancient tribes when you can have pixelated llamas as your new overlords?

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  • Before Westernization Minecraft SMP

    Before Westernization Minecraft SMP

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Japan’s history of nanshoku relationships? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

    Join us and experience the thrill of forming pederastic relationships with your fellow players, just like in the pre-Meiji period. The older partner, or nenja, can be a seasoned player while the younger partner, the chigo, can be a newbie looking for guidance. And don’t worry, the relationship will dissolve once the chigo reaches adulthood or leaves the server – we keep it honorable here!

    But wait, there’s more! In our server, you can also experience the warrior class tradition of same-sex love. Train in the martial arts with a more experienced player and form a bond that transcends age categories. The nenja loves, the chigo is loved – it’s a dynamic duo that will have you feeling like a true samurai.

    And as Japan progressed into the Meiji era, our server continues to embrace same-sex practices. But beware, there may be some animosity towards these practices as you navigate through the server. Will you stand strong against opposition or succumb to the pressures of Westernization efforts?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and embark on a journey filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you may just find yourself in a nanshoku relationship that will stand the test of time – or at least until the next server reset!

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  • What are Minecraft servers like FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand ?

    What are Minecraft servers like FTB Direwolf20  by CraftersLand ?

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    1. FTB Infinity Evolved: Another popular modpack created by Feed The Beast, FTB Infinity Evolved offers a similar experience to FTB Direwolf20 with a focus on both tech and magic mods. Players can enjoy exploring new dimensions, building powerful machines, and mastering complex crafting systems.

    2. SkyFactory 3: For players who enjoy a skyblock-style gameplay experience, SkyFactory 3 is a great choice. This modpack challenges players to thrive on a floating island by utilizing limited resources and automation capabilities. With quests to complete and unique challenges to overcome, SkyFactory 3 offers a fresh take on Minecraft gameplay.

    3. Enigmatica 2: A more recent modpack that has gained popularity, Enigmatica 2 offers a vast selection of mods for players to explore and master. From automation and exploration to magic and technology, Enigmatica 2 provides a well-rounded experience that will keep players engaged for hours on end.

    4. All the Mods 3: As the name suggests, All the Mods 3 includes a wide variety of mods for players to enjoy. This modpack offers endless possibilities for creativity and customization, allowing players to build and create to their heart’s content. With frequent updates and a supportive community, All the Mods 3 is a great choice for players looking for a diverse and dynamic Minecraft experience.

    Whether you’re a fan of tech mods, magic mods, exploration, or automation, there is a Minecraft server out there for you. Explore these similar servers to FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand and discover new adventures, challenges, and friendships in the world of Minecraft.

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  • Crafty Suraya Minecraft Server

    Crafty Suraya Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is serving up a Thanksgiving feast of fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with turkey mobs, pumpkin pie power-ups, and a secret underground cranberry sauce mine (watch out for the gravy lava)!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Turkey King boss, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate Thanksgiving crown. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden cornucopia treasure chest filled with rare loot and enchanted pumpkin spice swords.

    So why wait? Join our server now and gobble up the fun before it’s too late!

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  • OriginalityIsOverrated Minecraft SMP

    OriginalityIsOverrated Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft SMPs where everyone just copies each other? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We pride ourselves on being the most outrageous and unique SMP out there.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, taming flying pigs, and riding llamas into battle against evil villagers. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of TNT! (Don’t worry, it ended in a spectacular explosion that everyone survived.)

    But that’s not all! We also have our own version of the Hunger Games, where players compete to see who can eat the most cake in a limited amount of time. And let’s not forget about our annual “Build a House Upside Down” competition, where the winner gets a pet dragon to guard their base.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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  • MC Sugars

    MC Sugars

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    MCSugars is a mostly-vanilla Survival server with Java and Bedrock compatibility. All ranks are completely free through completing rankup tasks and you can’t buy them. Keep inventory is enabled and there are land claim features to protect you builds! Griefing is strictly prohibited. You can buy free perks such as /fly using sugar tokens gained from voting or doing events!

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  • The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens through a rainbow-filled sky, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and battling evil mobs with a rubber chicken sword!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball helmet that grants you unlimited dance moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most mind-blowing, side-splitting, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • Chin-Ease Minecraft SMP

    Chin-Ease Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the Chinese players are absolutely dominating the game. Rumor has it they’ve discovered a secret recipe for unlimited diamonds and are building giant panda statues all over the map.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a special plugin that turns all the creepers into cute little kittens that explode with confetti instead of TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs!

    So why wait? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

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  • Eclipsya

    Eclipsya

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    A unique Survivable server with a fun gaming experience, a balanced economy system, and special and challenging events. A warm and supportive community and dedicated staff are waiting for you to make every moment unforgettable. Enter now and start your adventure!

    Eclipsya.reviverealm.net

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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    Join our Minecraft server for an out-of-this-world experience! We have secret gardens, ice dragon sagas, and killer wives cleaning up secret parties – what more could you ask for? Our upcoming special recruit is so mysterious, they haven’t even been named yet! And don’t even get me started on our costume passes – beat the gun in style with our Volume pass. Plus, we have codes that will make you say “STAYTACTICALEEEEEEEE”! Join us for an unbreakable, two-year-long adventure that will leave you wanting more! Remember, NIKKE is the place to be for all your entertainment needs – don’t miss out on the fun!

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