Blockheads

Luxurious Blockheads: Minecraft SMP
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Y’all, lemme tell you about this Minecraft SMP that is like, WAAAY beyond anything you can even imagine, like I’m talkin’ about a unicorn holding a taco while riding a rainbow unicorn. You ever wanted to live your life like a king but in block form? Yeah, this is the place for you!
First off, we have a Robust Economy, like you can literally barter with NPCs who will trade you EXCLUSIVE items for mooshrooms. You can’t find that on the regular servers! I traded 20 stacks of dirt for a potato once, and I felt like an absolute god.
And guess what? There’s a Battle of the Bunnies every Friday where we throw bunnies into this pit and whoever’s bunny survives the longest wins a SIGNED copy of Minecraft! (PSA: The bunnies aren’t harm—just kidding, they demonic and flying everywhere, it’s a hoot!)
Listen, we had this super intense Dragon Fight, but we forgot to bring bows and arrows so we just pelted the Ender Dragon with stacks of pudding I made in-game, and let me tell you, it did NOT end well. The dragon was so confused, it just flew in circles until it crashed into my buddy Steve’s house and like, obliterated it. Classic Steve, amirite?
We also have this thing called the Creeper Olympics where we dress up creepers in little outfits and unleash them into a village and the last one standing wins a trophy made out of gold blocks and a voucher for unlimited pig riding. Yeah, you heard me right, pig riding is a luxury we ALL need.
Oh, did I mention the monthly “Drunk Building Night”? We all take turns chugging Potion of Harming until we can’t feel our fingers and then start building whatever comes to mind. Trust me, it’s ART. Mine last time was a 150-foot tall chicken that pooped diamonds. The admins went crazy and I got banned for a week, but I was the most liked player for MONTHS.
So listen up, if your life is as flat as a cobblestone block, join this cash-crazy SMP where the beds are soft, the villagers are sassy, and you can tell epic tales while building the worlds most elaborate taco restaurant! You can sell taco-related merch to fellow Minecrafters and become a taco mogul. It’s like Shark Tank, but like, with creepers and snacks!
Seriously, hit me up if you ever wanna join. Just remember: never trust a skeleton with a bow near a lava pool, and also, pudding is life!

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Blockheads United!
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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where the blocks are blockier, the mobs are mobbier, and the players have more wits than a chicken in a logic contest! Forget your old haunts – this is the ultimate pixelated playground where the real fun begins.
Ever heard of the Great Sheep Uprising of 2023? No? Well, that’s because it happened on our server, and trust us, the wool is still flying! Join our community before it happens again; you don’t want to miss out on the chance to choose sides when the next batch of sheep decide their wool should rule the world!
Are you tired of mundane survival tasks? Here, you can mine for diamonds while fighting off an army of sentient pickles! Yes, you heard that right. These aren’t your grandma’s pickles; they’re armed, they’re pickly, and they want your netherite!
And don’t get us started on our annual “Creeper Chess Championship.” Picture this: instead of pawns, you’re using creepers! It’s a game of strategy, chaos, and just a hint of inevitable explosions. The victor takes home a trophy made of pure obsidian, while the loser gets to be a knight in shining armor—of bedrock, of course!
Our server is also home to the legendary “Flying Cow Trials,” where contestants ride cows that defy the laws of physics. Not only do you get to show off your mad riding skills, but if you last long enough, you’ll unlock the secret Moo-sic Festival featuring music played exclusively by tone-deaf villagers!
Worried about making friends? Our community is so welcoming, even the Enderman is rumored to have a soft spot for hugs (don’t worry – we’ve got a hug-proof suit for you). Plus, our resident potato enthusiast is always ready to share stories about his wild potato expeditions. Did we mention the Great Potato Heist? Spoiler alert: it involved an underground lair and a whole gang of rebellious carrots!
So grab your enchanted pickaxe and dive into this hilarious madness where every day is an adventure and every pixel tells a story! Join now to discover what you’ve been missing—you won’t regret it… unless you’re a sheep. Then, you might be a little sheepish… but no worries, we’ve got a whole team that can help you wool it over!

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BlockHeads Wedding HairAway!
arizona, Blockheads, bridal party conflicts, family opinions, friend dynamics, friend’s wedding, hair and makeup, HairAway, honor to help, Los Angeles, makeup artist, personal boundaries, planning ahead, PTO, self-care, social expectations, stressful mornings, vacation, vacation stress, Wedding, wedding makeup, wedding responsibilities
Welcome to the Enigmatic Realm of MineWedd: The Wedding of Your Nightmares!
Are You Ready to Unravel Reality?
Join us in a pixelated journey where beauty meets chaos—where the sacred vow of matrimony turns into an existential crisis beneath blocks of uncertainty! Why settle for mundane weddings when you can dive headfirst into an abyss of beauty, betrayal, and the unforeseen wrath of your hairdresser’s past?
💍 Features of the Exalted MineWedd Realm:
- Makeup Madness: Ever wanted to do wedding makeup under extreme pressure? Here, pixels collide with panic! The hairspray is explosive; every brush stroke could either make or break a relationship—literally!
- Vacation Gone Wrong: Enjoy what was meant to be a relaxing getaway turned into a painstaking journey of ‘Will they or won’t they?’ as you watch your friends turn into Bridezillas and Groomkongs, battling their own inner demons on a quest for the perfect ‘I do.’
- Instant Chaos Button: Press this magical lever and watch as all plans dissolve into hilarious absurdity! Will the cake explode? Will Aunt Karen ignite a rivalry? Spoilers: Yes.
Testimonials from the Unhinged:
"I thought I joined a wedding server, but now I’m spearheading a rebellion against the cake decorator’s regime!" — ConflictedDave42
"Never trust a bride with a secret arsenal of hair gel." — ShortHairedSam
⚠️ Conspiracies of the Veiled Wedding:
- Was This Not a Wedding but a Recruitment Drive for the Hairdressing Cult? Rumor has it that each wedding attended under this server’s banner implants a serum that compels you to perfect the art of makeup under duress. But why? Join to find out—it may change your hair forever!
- Banned in 12 Realities: That’s right! MineWedd was so intense it earned a shutdown in 12 dimensions! Players vanish when they refuse to perform the sacred duty of wedding prep. What is the thin layer of reality you’re walking on?
Secret Features (Shh! Don’t Tell!):
- Mysterious Bridal Shrines: Find hidden altars where absolution can be gained—not from sins, but from the dread of being a bad friend. Because let’s face it, who actually wants to do makeup on vacation?
- Eternal Hair Struggle Simulator: Will you make it to the altar without sending the bride into a spiral of doom, or will you become the villain of this tale? Shape your own narrative, brick by block!
🔥 FAQ (Yes, But No):
Q: Do we really have to work on our vacation? A: Only if you value your life… or your friendship?
Q: Is it okay to leave when things get chaotic? A: Leaving might trigger the Makeup Monster. Can you risk it?
Q: Will the cake really explode? A: What’s a wedding without a little chaos? Just don’t bring your best shoes!
Join if You Dare!
Step into MineWedd, where friendships are tested as you navigate the throes of stylized panic. Have you ever wanted to state your solidarity with your friends while wielding a makeup brush like it’s a weapon of persuasion?
This isn’t just a server; it’s a dystopian adventure enveloped in lipstick and loathing, where every block tells a story, and the only certainty is that everyone will be caught in the absurdity of it all. Will you become the hero—or the villain—of this hair-raising saga? Welcome to MineWedd, where nothing is what it seems!
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ADHD Boyfriends: The Real Blockheads
adhd, adhd symptoms, ADHD treatment, Blockheads, boyfriends, Communication, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, neurodiversity, partner support, quality of life, real, relationship dynamics, relationships, Therapy, Women
come join our minecraft server where we cure ur depression caused by adhd boyfriends!! we got magic potions that make u forget all about his forgetfulness and make u feel like u livin in a fairy tale!! our server is like therapy but with blocks and creepers!! join now and say goodbye to sadness and hello to happiness in pixel form!!

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Bug Bites & Blockheads
allergen cross-reactivity, allergy risks, alternative protein source, Bites, Blockheads, bug, cross-reactivity, Crustaceans, dust mites, Edible insects, entomology, entomophagia, entomophagic diets, entomophagy, environmental sustainability, food allergies, food security, insect consumption, insect farming, insect protein, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable eating, sustainable food source
So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man! We got edible insects everywhere, like, you can chow down on some tasty bugs while you build your epic Minecraft creations. But, like, watch out, cuz some of these bugs might give you allergies, like if you’re allergic to crustaceans or dust mites. But, like, who cares about allergies when you’re having so much fun on this server, amirite? So come join us and feast on some bugs while you game like a boss!

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Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun
aging, Aging population, b12, Blockheads, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia prevention, Fun, healthy, healthy aging, Levels, Long-term Health, Memory Loss, mental health, neurological disorders, neurological health, nutritional deficiencies, rethink, Risk, Vitamin, vitamin B12, Vitamin b12 deficiency
LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE VITAMIN B12 LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK.
UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.
WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.
COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.
IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.

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EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2
1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna
Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!
Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!
We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!
And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!
Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!
Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!
Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!
Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777
Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

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EweCraft – Flock Central 1.21
#youtube, appreciation, asmr, Blockheads, central, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, FLOCK, Friends, JP streamers, Live Stream, pixel girls, Pomu, Sheep, Sheeptuber, Streamers, twitch, Unity, vt.rita.moe, Vtuber, vtuber community
Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a virtual sheep paradise, but with a twist! We got sheep vtubers and their crazy friends running around like they own the place. From Essie_ch to SleepSheepASMR, we got all the woolly goodness you could ever want!
But wait, there’s more! We also have friend-shaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR and RakiKazuki joining in on the fun. It’s like a sheep sleepover party that never ends!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got a whole bunch of JP streamers like HoshimiyaMeeple and NEUN09 bringing their own unique sheepy charm to the mix. It’s like a multicultural sheep extravaganza!
So come join us on this wild ride of sheep, pixels, and unity. You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Trust me, you’ll be bleating with joy in no time!

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EweCraft – Flock Hub 1.20.4
#youtube, 1.20.4, appreciation, Blockheads, bugsbnuuy edition, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, FLOCK, Friends, Hub, JP streamers, Live, PIXEL, Sheep, Sheeptuber, Streamers, Thread, tsunX, twitch, Unity, VSMP, VT, vt.rita.moe, Vtuber, Wool
Join this wacky Minecraft server where all the sheep vtubers and their friends hang out! We’ve got streamers like Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, and even SleepSheepASMR! And don’t forget about the friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR and MomokoNuihara!
But wait, there’s more! We also have mostly JP streamers like HoshimiyaMeeple and Yoiyume_Fuwamu! Plus, we’ve got Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity all in one place!
If you’re looking for a wild time with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy, then this is the server for you! Don’t miss out on the sheepy fun – join now!

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Blockheads R Us
addiction, Blockheads, compulsions, cravings, dependencies, fetishes, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, Inclinations, indulgences, infatuations, manias, obsessions, penchants, predilections, Preferences, propensities, temptations, vices, weaknesses
Are you addicted to building epic structures that defy the laws of physics? Are you addicted to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Are you addicted to pranking your friends by filling their houses with chickens? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!
Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and endless laughs. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, a skyblock world where you can build your own floating paradise, and a survival world where you can test your skills against the elements.
But that’s not all – we also have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens, a mini-game where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of diamonds (or maybe just a bunch of dirt, who knows?).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the addiction begin!

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Chroma Skyblock
PvP, Skyblock
Welcome to Chroma Gaming! So far we are a prison server that has a dream to go big! Soon we will expand into a hub network and we will have other gamemodes like Factions, Survival, Hunger games, and more! Our IP is 158.69.5.39:25580 We hope to see you there!
158.69.5.39:25580

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Lockout
1vs1, Custom, Custom MiniGames, Custom Plugins, free, Fun, Minigames, Multiplayer Survival, PvE, PvP Survival
LOCKOUT.biz is a Survival Minigame where players are dropped into a new vanilla world with no gear.
There are two teams, Yellow Team and Blue Team.
The game has 15 objectives that are shared between both teams.
Once one team completes an objective, that objective is locked and nobody can complete it.
The first team to complete 8 objectives has locked out the other team, meaning they win!
Lockout can be played with any number of players on each team and can support any number of games at once. It is designed to be completely autonomous and should require no staff intervention while functioning normally.
lockout.biz

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Divinity PvP Factions
Factions, PvP
Divinity is a new dedicated PvP Factions server.
Don’t waste your time being lost in old and big servers, stop trying to compete with people who are overpowered. Start fresh with everyone else to truly to enjoy the benefits of winning fights and raiding. Our spawn is small and there is no work to start playing. Within minutes you could be building a base.
Divinity offers you a chance to be the first people to join the server to make history and experience the growth of the server first-hand. Be part of the Divine community and within time you can find yourself in a staff position.
We award recognition for player’s who deserve it and you’ll truly feel like a part of a community within the server and our website.
45.35.63.66:25700

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KikkerCraft
Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival
KikkerCraft, minigames, survival, PVP, PVE, fun spawn, lots of online, nice and friendly players, lots of plugins and much more.
Kikkercraft is the successor to the popular CoolCraft that has been around since 2011. We thought it was time for a new website, new server and a new name: KikkerCraft.
KikkerCraft is a Dutch and Belgian Minecraft server with a fantastic spawn and many nice players who want to work with you day and night to build the coolest buildings you can imagine. KikkerCraft has a large survival world with Factions (= protected areas), you can claim your own area and build there with your friends. You can also attack and conquer other factions, so you can become the strongest faction. We have a number of fun and useful plugins that make playing on the server fun.
Feel free to drop by and see it all for yourself. Connect to: play.kikkercraft.nl
play.kikkercraft.nl

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Rpg adventure
Abilities, Custom Bosses, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, PvE, RPG, Skills
A unique gamemode in minecraft► A large hand-built open world map► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles► Custom items and loot► Unique crafting system► Economy and market► Custom mobs► Dungeons and bosses
No mods required! Use the IP to join
play.vlrpg.com

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Minetopia
Anarchy
This is a minetopia server join now 1.8 ……………………………….. ………………………………………….. ………………………………………….. …………..
5.255.85.213:25894

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Loftus No plugin Survival
PvP, Raiding, Survival
Welcome! Come join us! We are a friendly server that has no plugins whatsoever. We are still opping some trust worthy people but don’t ask for op, we will op when we think you are worth our trust.
loftus.dyndns.tv

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Monster farmer
Custom MiniGames, Prison, PvE, RPG, Skyblock
A unique incremental farming game!Create and upgrade your mob farm!Merge mobs to create more powerful mobs!Earn money to upgrade your farm!Get better weapons to kill mobs with!
Currently still a work in progress
Join using IP: mc.monsterfarmer.comSupports minecraft versions 1.8 – 1.19No mods required
mc5.monsterfarmer.com

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FootballCraft
Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay
FootballCraft is a unique one of a kind community driven server that focuses on bringing the sport Football into minecraft!
For almost 7 years now, our growing community has players from all over the world that have been competing for a long time in our numerous competitive leagues!
Our server has so much to offer and is continuing to update with new features very often, join us and begin your journey today!
Version: 1.8
footballcraft.org

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Pleq
Factions, PvP
StrivePvP is a transending OG Factions server that offers a variety of things to do. We have many unique and custom OG Factions plugins to offer for your adventure along the way. There are more things like Koths, Pvp Tournaments, Keyalls, Giveaways, and more that occur on a regular ocassion. We have new experienced and friendly staff that will aid your server experience. Join play.strivepvp.us – Released: 08/26/17 (US)
Play.strivepvp.us

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