ScamCraft: Blockheaded Bargains!

Phishing scams, common scams, investment scams, identity theft, bargains

🎮 Welcome to the land of Pixelated Shenanigans! 🎮

Are you tired of regular Minecraft servers that just pretend to be fun? Well, hold onto your diamond pickaxes because this one’s about to take you on a wild rollercoaster ride of sheer insanity! 🌪️

Join our server, where a creeper’s hug really might just lead to a life-altering experience! Legend has it that our server’s enchanting spawn point is actually the resting place of a mythical chicken that once laid the first diamond egg. 🐔💎 Join today, and who knows? You might just become the next Chicken Emperor, initiating the Great Egg Wars of 2024!

Ever met a talking pig? Well, if you jump into the Pig-O-Rama swamp, not only will you meet Gary "The Gary" Pigsworth, who claims to have single-handedly defeated the Ender Dragon using only a spoon, but he also has incredible investment tips in wool trading! 🐷💰 Just don’t forget to ask about his secret strategy – because only the chosen few will gain infinite wool and the chance to create the world’s first wool empire.

Want to ride a rainbow unicorn? We have that too! You’ll discover the legendary Rainbow Caverns, where you can catch a unicorn that farts glitter and grants three wishes – but be careful! Make sure you don’t ask for a million more wishes, because that could trigger a server-wide apocalypse involving pixelated llamas. 🦙💨

And who can ignore the exclusive ‘Nether Disco Party’? Our netherite DJ spins tracks from the beyond (literally, because he’s an ancient Wither with a surprisingly excellent taste in music)! When the clock strikes midnight, the Nether opens its gates to the wildest rave you’ve ever seen – just watch out for the random explosions! 🔊💣

Looking for love? You’ll have a shot at finding your true pixelated soulmate at our "Mine and Marry" event, where you can propose with enchanted roses and trade enchanted golden apples. We’ve had at least three proposals lead to successful marriages (and two end in hilarious creeper disruptions). 💖✨

So grab your pick, prepare for the absurd, and join the server where the line between reality and sheer Minecraft madness is completely blurred! Because what’s the worst that can happen? You might just end up being a legendary hero, or fall victim to a rogue army of enchanted saplings plotting against you! 🌳⚔️

Remember, once you enter, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! Get ready for an epic adventure filled with ridiculously laughable moments!

BlockHeaded Breakups Server

parenting, family dynamics, terminal illness, relationship problems, blockheaded

Welcome to the Realm of Broken Blocks and Raging Hearts!

Join us in a surreal landscape where emotions fracture like brittle glass and love is a mined resource that no one dares to excavate! Our Minecraft server boasts an atmosphere saturated with emotional chaos, existential dread, and oddly placed crafting tables—perfect for those who long for a game reminiscent of a tumultuous relationship. Here, every block you place could either be a foundation for the future or a tombstone for your sanity.

🔮 Introduction:

DRAGGED INTO UNREASONABLE MAYHEM! In this pixelated battleground, relationships unravel as swiftly as a poorly constructed redstone contraption! Navigate through fields of despair as you build your fortress of solitude—, or maybe it’ll be a dungeon filled with passive-aggressive villagers eyeing you with anger. Will you commune with the specters of discarded affection, or find solace in the arms of a cranky llama instead?

🗡️ Features / Mechanics:

Emotional Roller Coaster Rides: Unexpectedly plummet through our "Tunnel of Feelings," where every drop is a memory you wish to forget!
Resource Management of Heartache: Collect “Sadness Ore” to trade for “Despair Diamonds.” Use them wisely—too much can trigger a Block Breaker Apocalypse!
Dynamic Relationship Events: Experience unpredictable events where your partner might decide to throw literally everything during a boss battle. Tread cautiously!
The "Hate Speech" Modification: Engage in debates with Villager NPCs who embody your worst fears about communication! Backfire comments can result in emotional damage debuffs.
Creepypasta Cave of Conspiracy: Traverse the depths where legendary tales of relationships gone wrong echo like wails in the void. Banned in 12 countries, but who’s counting?

❓ FAQ:

Q: Is this server for everyone? A: Well, if everyone is a socially awkward cactus in a 15-block radius, then yes!

Q: What happens if I feel “irrationally angry”? A: Great question! Anger charges your pickaxe with extra damage—unfortunately, this cannot be transferred to actual feelings.

Q: Do I need to bring emotional stability? A: Only if you want to build a house of cards in a tornado. So… it’s up to you!

🚨 Warnings:

Caution: Entering this chaotic expanse may induce feelings of inadequacy and existential dread! We’re not responsible for any emotional baggage you bring in or collect along the way. Our lawyers advise to join at your own peril. Rumors suggest there is a secret shrine to the ex who got away—invoking them may summon emotionally charged mobs!

💬 Contradictory Testimonials:

"I thought I’d find peace here, but instead I’m crafting with the lunatic version of my own inner conflict!" — A distressed architect

"Why live in a reality where creepers can be more honest than my ex?" — Individual seeking solace

🌪️ The Hidden Agenda:

Join our merry band of melancholic misfits! This server isn’t just a place to play; it’s a cult experience where the mere act of logging in alters your perception of relationships and reality itself! Become part of our mystery—a pyramid scheme of emotions mixed with pixelated madness.

Will you be the architect of despair, or rise from the ashes like a phoenix made of polished stone? Time is ticking, and the blocks are falling!

Push forward! Seek answers, dodge emotional pitfalls, and craft your existence in this realm of fractured mirrors and explosive misunderstandings. Join now, but know: the blocks you break could be your very own sanity!

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvP, Vanilla, Survival, PvE

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

us.vanillaevolved.net

KGB Minecraft

Prison, Survival, KitPvP, Factions, Creative

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

mc.kgb-minecraft.info

Miccraft

MCMMO, Creative, PvE, Survival, PvP

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

server1.miccraft.com

Neocrafters

Prison, Factions, KitPvP, Survival Games, Creative

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

mc.neocrafters.es

Minemora Server

Survival, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival Games, Creative

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

mc.minemora.net

Impeerium minecraft server

Survival, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

mc.impeerium-mc.eu

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Prison, Mini Games, Economy, MCMMO, PvP

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

EmeraldPrisonMC.com

TacoLand

Skywars

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

mc.tacoland.es