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SMPoliticalGenius – Minecraft SMP

blocked, golden era, Politics, SMPoliticalGenius, moving forward

🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP where you can finally take control of your destiny and become the greatest political mind of your generation! No more evil fathers or retarded brothers to overshadow you, just pure unadulterated power and influence! Our corrupt system will be no match for your cunning strategies and masterful manipulation skills. Say goodbye to CIA Manchurian candidates and hello to your new golden era of dominance! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world who the real political genius is! 🌟🎮 #MinecraftSMP #PowerPlay #PoliticalMastermind

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AgeLieCraft

AgeLieCraft, UNCOMFORTABLE, age, blocked, Harassment

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a thrilling experience that will have you questioning reality!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a mysterious figure appears and starts asking you personal questions. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! Our server is equipped with virtual pepper spray and tasers to keep unwanted visitors at bay.

And that’s not all – if you ever encounter a creepy stalker who somehow manages to find you on social media years later, our server will teleport you to a safe location where no weirdos can bother you.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what crazy encounters you’ll come across next!

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EuroCensor Minecraft Server

Expression, art, controversy, HUMAN RIGHTS, Server

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna stick it to da man? well dis server is da place for u, my dude! we are like, totally in da middle of europe, surrounded by all dat culture and stuff. but guess what? we are under censorship! like, we are so edgy and rebellious, we make anti-putin filmmakers look like preschoolers.

join our server and be a part of da resistance, fight against da oppressive forces of censorship and tyranny. u can build ur own secret underground base, where u plot against da evil overlords who try to silence us. and if u get caught, u gotta do a parkour challenge to escape da authorities.

we also have a secret society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored sheep. they are like, da fiercest warriors in all of minecraft, and they will protect u at all costs.

so come on, join our server and be a part of something bigger than urself. together, we will overthrow da oppressive regime and bring freedom to all minecraft players. oh, and we also have free cake every friday. u don’t wanna miss out on dat, do u?

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NoCallBacks Minecraft Server

market, Feedback, company culture, criticism, blocked

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner environmental warrior? Look no further, because on our server, we only serve organic, fair-trade, hand-roasted coffee to all players! And don’t worry, we have a strict policy against K-cups and disposable cups – we’re all about saving the planet, one block at a time.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to fight against the evils of non-eco-friendly coffee practices while building the most sustainable structures in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of our interviewer NPC who is always on the lookout for players with a passion for changing the virtual world’s culture.

But beware, if you dare to complain about our coffee choices, you might find yourself in a 10-minute interview where your chances of getting an internship are as slim as a pixelated tree. So come join us and sip on some virtual coffee while saving the environment – just don’t forget to bring your own reusable mug!

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BlockCraft: No Signal, Just Blocks

Technology, Internet freedom, signal, blocks, Censorship

So, like, this server is so lit that even Venezuela and Russia are trying to block our signal, bro! But don’t worry, we still out here building epic stuff and having a blast. Join us if you wanna dodge international drama and just have a good time in Minecraft land. Plus, we got secret underground tunnels that lead to a diamond-filled treasure room guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

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RussianTube Minecraft Server

RussianTube, Server, Minecraft, media regulation, information control

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, russia banned youtube so now u gotta find a new way to entertain urself. this server is like the holy grail of minecraft, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff.

we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out, and we even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks us marshmallows.

plus, the owner of the server is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

so come join us and escape the youtube ban in russia, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even flying pigs.

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YTBlockedInRussiaCraft

video sharing, YTBlockedInRussiaCraft, streaming, restrictions, russia

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own russian youtube cuz apparently da real youtube has stopped working in russia lmao. we got crazy redstone contraptions dat will blow ur mind like da russian government blew up da internet. join now and be part of da revolution, comrades! da only place where u can watch cat videos and build giant statues of putin at da same time. hurry before da kremlin shuts us down too! #russiayoutubeproblems #minecraftrevolution #putiniswatching

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VirginCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, VirginCraft, Drama, Server, Closure

Are you tired of dealing with drama like Ami’s relationship woes? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Plus, we promise no one will block you while getting “busy” like poor Ami. So come join us and let’s build some epic creations together!

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TripTrapPrankBlock

Disappointment, travel group, spain, travel buddies, Budget

Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t be pranked into thinking you’re going on a trip to Spain, only to have your friends back out at the last minute! Join us for a wild ride of adventures, where the only pranks you’ll encounter are in-game, not in real life. Plus, we guarantee that no one will delete any important messages or block you out of the fun. So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in the form of creeper explosions, of course!

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MomTax Minecraft Server

demanding, MomTax, Harsh, Rude, Kids

Are you tired of babysitting drama and tantrums? Join our Minecraft server where the only tantrums you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your builds! No more dealing with rude kids and unreasonable parents, just pure fun and creativity in our virtual world.

We promise that no one will blame you for anything, and you won’t have to demand extra payment for dealing with misbehaving children. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

Forget about babysitting drama and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where the only limits are your imagination? Join now and leave the babysitting woes behind!

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