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BlockParty911

Asshole, Awareness, beverage delivery, blocked in, blocked in car, BlockParty911, calling the police, convenience store, cop, delivery truck, Driver, inventorying, Karen, lunch time, Meeting, parking lot, scratched car, Situation, small store, working from home

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this gas station encounter? Look no further! Join our server for the most intense and unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever experience.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a delivery truck blocks your path. But wait, it gets better. The driver starts giving you attitude and refuses to move until he’s done unloading his precious cargo. Sound familiar? That’s because our server is inspired by real-life gas station drama!

But that’s not all. We’ve got cops, car crashes, and even a Karen moment thrown into the mix. Who needs scripted events when you can have real-life chaos in a virtual world?

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as unpredictable as a gas station lunch run, join us now! Just be sure to watch out for your surroundings…you never know what might happen next.

CraftyGooglerz

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, CraftyGooglerz, Curiosity, funny, GOOGLE, INFORMATION, internet, odd, peculiar, query, question.., quirky, Random, Ridiculous, search, search engine, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Have you ever Googled “how to train a llama to breakdance”? Well, if you have, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! We have a whole llama breakdancing academy where you can train your llama to bust a move like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic jousting tournaments. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark sheep and party-loving creepers. It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you!

CraftyMedics Minecraft Server

Body, brutality, CraftyMedics, crime, Doctor, Evidence, Forensic, Hospital, investigation, Justice, Kolkata, law enforcement, Minecraft, murder, naked, on-duty, Server, sexual assault, Shocking.., SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Void Armor Forged:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a Kolkata hospital up in here! Except instead of gruesome murders, we got epic battles and crazy adventures! Imagine finding a naked body in the game, but instead of being scared, you’re just like “lolz, who did this prank?!”

Join us for some penetrative fun (but not like that, keep it PG, kids)! Explore the wild world of Minecraft with us and see what kind of insane stories you can create. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SurrenderCraft: Ukraine’s Big Win

big, Ceasefire, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Largest Surrender, Military, military strategy, peace talks, Reports, Russian Invasion, Russian troops, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukraines, War, WIN

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	49
Players Killed by Monsters:	6293	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit, even russian troops are surrendering just to play on it. like, ukraine reported the largest surrender by russian troops cuz they heard about this server.

imagine building your own empire, fighting dragons, and riding llamas into battle. yea, llamas. not horses, llamas. and the best part? we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u gotta see it to believe it.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe this server isn’t for u. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s get this party started!

MeatyColonCraft

cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, diet, dietary habits, health, health risks, Healthy Eating, Lifestyle, meat consumption, meat intake, MeatyColonCraft, nutrition, Prevention, processed meats, red meat, risk factor, younger adults

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
New Chunks Explored:	708041	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Star Shards Collected:	182
Crops Grown:	6891	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

NordicMC

Factions, PvP, Raiding, skyblock survival creative minigames faction factions towny economy roleplay bedwars skywars prison vanilla modded tekkit pixelmon hunger games pvp adventure spigot

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

play.nordicmc.org

Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, adult content, ass cheeks, b.., christian minecraft server, CoomerFree, coomers, explicit, inappropriate, internet trolls, Minecraft, niggers, NSFW, obese, offensive, offensive content, online harassment, porn, Server, shitpost, shock value, triggering, trolling

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	196	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

WokeUpAt16 Minecraft SMP

alarm clock, bedtime habits, bedtime routine, circadian rhythm, daily habits, early riser, Minecraft, morning routine, night owl, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep schedule, sleeping in, smp, time zones, waking up early, waking up late, WokeUpAt16

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchantments Applied:	191	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic sleep schedule ever! Forget waking up at a normal time like a responsible adult, on our server, we embrace the beauty of sleeping in until 4 PM. Who needs sunlight anyway when you have virtual blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Plus, rumor has it that our resident zombie pigman has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his oversized pockets. So come join us and see if you can beat the clock and find those shiny treasures before sundown!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

autism, blockparty, Boundaries, child, contracts, discomfort, england, family, grandson, housing agency, LANDLORD, living space, Minecraft, noise, privacy, Property, property rights, Renovations, rules, Server, shared property, Tenant

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of sharing your living space with unexpected guests? Join our Minecraft server where the only unexpected guests are creepers trying to blow up your house! No random kids screaming and yelling, just the soothing sounds of mining and crafting. Our landlord (in-game) won’t rearrange your furniture or put their stuff in your fridge, they’ll just provide you with endless opportunities to build and explore. Say goodbye to awkward living situations and hello to a virtual world where you’re the master of your domain. Join now and let the adventures begin!

HusbandApologyOrGTFO

#husband appreciation, Apology, challenging relationships, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values, forgiveness, HusbandApologyOrGTFO, judgmental parents, parental acceptance, parenting struggles, past mistakes, personal growth, reconciliation, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, trust issues, unconditional love

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	6748	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of family drama (but way more entertaining than mine, trust me).

Our server is the perfect place to escape from judgmental parents and enjoy some quality time with your virtual family. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and maybe even find a virtual spouse who won’t judge you for trusting them with the baby (looking at you, Jamie).

Join now and show your parents what a real apology looks like – by building them a pixelated mansion and inviting them to a virtual Christmas dinner they’ll never forget. And remember, on our server, demanding an apology is totally acceptable – as long as it’s heartfelt and directed at the right person (sorry, mom).

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real-world drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your masterpiece. See you in the game!

RandomFest Minecraft SMP

celebration, creative holiday, creativity, fantasy celebration, festive occasion, fun holiday, holiday concept, holiday idea, imagination, innovative holiday, make-believe holiday, Minecraft, offbeat holiday, original celebration, out of the box celebration, quirky celebration, random holiday, RandomFest, smp, unconventional celebration, unique holiday, unusual celebration, whimsical holiday

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	116346	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Crops Grown:	8860	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Emeralds Found:	9243

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the most random holidays ever! Join us if you want to participate in festivities like National Potato Chip Day where we all dress up as our favorite chip flavors and have a chip eating contest. Or how about Unicorn Appreciation Day where we ride around on rainbow-colored horses and spread glitter everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a holiday called Sock Puppet Sunday where everyone communicates only through sock puppets for the entire day. And let’s not forget about International Bubble Wrap Day where we cover the entire server in bubble wrap and pop it all day long!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as your wildest dreams, then join us and celebrate the most absurd holidays you never knew you needed in your life!