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  • TariffCraft: Blocked by Trade

    TariffCraft: Blocked by Trade

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    🎉🪓 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you never knew you needed! 🌍💥

    Imagine a world where the blocky badlands of Minecraft collide headfirst with the chaos of international trade wars! That’s right, if you join us, you’re not just building a house; you’re building the ultimate economic fortress against a pixelated invasion!

    Outrageous Reasons to Join:

    1. TaxTastrophe Towers: Create towers made entirely of blocks that represent trade tariffs! Build your economy sky-high while dodging imaginary import taxes from other players! Who needs logic when you have creativity?

    2. Currency Crash Mega-Event: Witness the thrilling spectacle of the "Block Dollar" crashing! Will you hoard emeralds like a savvy trader or will you exchange diamond pickaxes for baked potatoes? Only time will tell in this dramatic economic saga!

    3. Tariff Tyrants: Engage in epic battles with characters like "General Goods" and “Lady Import Tariffs”! Join forces with fellow players as you raid their pixelated kingdoms to reclaim stolen resources and prove that freedom isn’t free—especially when it costs 100 blocks of obsidian!

    4. Fortune Cookies of Trade: Find mysterious fortune cookies hidden throughout the world. Crack them open to reveal bizarre prophecies, like "Your next block will own a diamond mine, but only if you pay with a live chicken!" What more could you want?

    5. Craft and Conquer: Band together to create “The Great Minecraft Wall” – made entirely of bedrock, about a million blocks high, and guaranteed to bewilder any player attempting to breach your economy. Rugs? Who needs them when you can decorate with fortified walls!

    6. Rain of Loot Crates: Experience a loot drop unlike any other! Every time someone trades a block, BAM! an entire horde of enchanted chickens may rain from the sky. Will they help you, or will they just steal your sandwich? Join us to find out!

    7. The Infinite Bread Conspiracy: Ever wonder why the bread in Minecraft defies the laws of physics? Join our secret society dedicated to uncovering the mysteries of the infinite bread! Legend has it that whoever discovers the secret recipe will be crowned the Bread Baron!

    So grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and dive into insane trade negotiations like you’ve never seen before! The only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether to pay for your next diamond with carrots or maybe an enigmatic emerald! 🚀💎

    Join now – the chaos awaits, and remember, in this world, tariffs are just another block to break! 🏰💣

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  • Pixelated Politics: Blocked Insti-choos!

    Pixelated Politics: Blocked Insti-choos!

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    🎮 Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server in the multiverse! 🔥

    Are you tired of the same old blocky routine? Well, hold onto your diamond helmets because we’re about to blow your pixelated mind! Step right up and join us for an adventure so outrageous, the Ender Dragon is considering filing a restraining order! Why, you ask? Here are some completely outrageous reasons to join our server:

    1. Unicorns of the Nether: Forget about your typical “mobs” – our Nether is home to rainbow-farting unicorns that shoot explosion rainbows instead of fireballs. Legends say they were cursed by a disgruntled Steve who got tired of their fabulous prancing. Break the curse by riding them, and you might even unlock the secret to unlimited cake!

    2. Obsidian Civil War: Here, every week is a reenactment of the Great Obsidian War! Choose your side wisely as the zombie armies clash and 3D printed, life-size replicas of historical figures join the fray (seriously, we have a Steve Eisenhower). The spoils? A mountain of diamonds and the ability to build a mansion out of pure obsidian (fancy, right?).

    3. Doppleganger Dilemmas: Ever wanted to meet an alternate version of yourself who is a supervillain? In this server, you can! Every time you log in, there’s a chance you’ll encounter a nefarious doppelganger who steals your blocks and builds a trap filled with lava, just for giggles. But fear not! Overcome your evil twin, and gain their powers – including the ability to summon bees on command. Bzz bzz!

    4. The Great Chicken Uprising: Rumor has it that our chickens are plotting against the humans! Be on the lookout for poultry patrols armed with crossbows, ready to take back the coop from ruthless miners. Join the Chicken Resistance and become the fowl hero we never knew we needed! Bonus points if you can convince the chickens to share their egg-laying secrets.

    5. The Monthly Creeper Musical: Yes, you read that right. Every month, we gather around the cozy pixelated campfire for a musical extravaganza starring local creepers! Their rendition of “I Will Survive” is so moving, you might just shed a tear while dodging explosions. Bring your best dance moves for the dance-off with a live creeper band – just be prepared for the event to self-destruct!

    6. Epic Chat Wars: Have you ever wanted to engage in a dramatic battle of wits and emojis against your friends? Join our server’s weekly “Chat Wars,” where players throw down insane memes and pixelated insults. The winner gets to proclaim themselves “The God of Banter” while the loser is forced to build the most cringe-worthy shrine to the best Steve in history (we have our favorites).

    So what are you waiting for? Don your crafting gloves, grab your pickaxe, and dive headfirst into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Adventure, absurdity, and an endless supply of giggles await you on our pixelated paradise. Join us now, or forever be lost in a void of block-breakin’ boredom! 🌈💥

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  • Minecraft Server: Family Blocked Chaos

    Minecraft Server: Family Blocked Chaos

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    🌌 Welcome to the **Dangerous Dimension** 🌌

    Are you ready to embrace the void? Our server is like a fleeting shadow of a dream trapped in a golem’s heart! Join us where reality blurs like butter on a cold summer day. Let’s dive into the irrational!

    🦄 Features That Will Make You Question Everything

    FeatureDescription
    😈 Creepy Caretaker ModeYour mother interprets the in-game rules, but only if she feels like it! Caution advised: diapers here are optional and sentient.
    🧙‍♂️ Randomized Chaos EventsExperience flaming sheep raining from the sky but only on Tuesdays! Count the missed opportunities while eating invisible cake!
    🕵️‍♀️ Invisible WallsHave fun running face-first into nothingness! Wonder if that’s the boundary of your sanity or just a well-placed cactus!
    🔮 Mystery Die ThrowingRoll the dice and “”hope”” for the best… or you might accidentally summon your mother as a swarm of bats!
    🍕 Pizza MonstersNot all pizzas are deliverable! Beware of the toppings that come alive after you midnight snack!

    🎤 Player Reviews from Dimensions Unknown

    “The sky whispered secrets about my childhood, but I don’t remember any of them. Is the cake real? Who knows!”

    “I don’t trust my mother unless she’s constructed from diamonds and packed with TNT. Five stars for sparkles!”

    “Flaming sheep? Yes! No! Maybe! The existential dread is invigorating! Would recommend if you enjoy chaos… or olives.”

    “My consecutive nightmares have a new favorite haunt. I still don’t know how to build a house. Your server is like a maze made of marshmallows!”

    ⚠️ Cryptic Message to Survive ⚠️

    If the moon sings, run. If it cries, stay. For the blocks you build may not be what they seem… Like a taco at noon on a Tuesday—truth or mirage?

    🌍 Enter the Dangerous Dimension… If You Dare! 🌍

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  • “House Title Tiff: Blocked Out!”

    “House Title Tiff: Blocked Out!”

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    Welcome to the Reality-Bending Enigma of Blocktopia!

    Dive headfirst into a pixelated dimension where logic unravels and the very seams of reality are stitched together with confounding narratives and unsettling absurdities! Blocktopia isn’t just a server; it’s an existential crisis wrapped in a blocky shell—are you ready to lose your mind?


    **Possible House of Mirrors? Or Just a Really Creepy Minecart Ride?**

    In Blocktopia, we embrace the chaos of real estate intrigue as we build our fortresses and lay claim to our micro-empires. Can you trust your neighbors, or is everyone secretly plotting your downfall? House-buying decisions lead to epic betrayals and spectral hauntings. Forget the conventional arrangements—the blocks beneath your feet are throbbing with hefty implications!

    Epic Features of Bizarre Proportions:

    • Real Estate Wars: Engage in battles to the death over tiny plots of land while ghostly agents haunt you with useless paperwork.

    • Forged Alliances: Partnering is a gamble! Will your coalition of villagers work together, or will suspicions over title deeds shatter your well-laid plans?

    • Unilateral Kingdoms: Craft your domain with secret title reveals—who owns what? Only the creepers know!

    • Mystery Co-Ownership Laws: No titles in this realm! Ownership is a mere illusion fabricated by server myths. Each ownership structure is as stable as a Jenga tower on roller skates.

    Conspiratorial Testimonies from the Unhinged:

    “We were friends, but then I found out my portal partner was planning to dethrone me! Never trust a villager.” – [NotSoFriendlyNeighbor1987]

    “Blocktopia told me title deeds are a myth, and I lost everything in a lava pit of betrayal!” – [BurntBridgesForever]

    It’s not paranoia if they’re really after your diamond hoard!


    The Forgotten Laws of Trust:

    Want to know the laws regarding partnership on this server? Good luck! Here’s what you’re NOT allowed to ask:

    • What happens if my partner becomes a traitor?
    • Can I put their name on the title?
    • Is my dad destined to haunt my house forever?

    These questions lead only to confused whispers among the server spirits, so tread lightly!


    Completely Random Secret Features:

    • Surreal Legislation: Certain structures only appear if you experience existential dread while mining—emotional state directly affects resource yields!

    • Creeping Doubts Mechanic: The longer you play without expressing mistrust in your teammates, the more suspicious they become—beware of your own shadow!

    Urgent Call to Adventure!

    Join Blocktopia now before it collapses under the weight of your unspoken fears and frantic thoughts! Will you take the plunge into the heart of bureaucratic madness? Come discover properties of dubious legality and forge deceitful alliances that might just end in chaos! But remember: in Blocktopia, everyone shares the blame—and the diamonds, if you let them!


    Warning!

    Entering Blocktopia may cause existential dread, frequent plot twists, and a deep-seated urge to question your understanding of reality. Side effects may include spontaneous distrust, paranoia, and the occasional creeper impersonating your friend.

    Will you dare to join the madness? Your destiny awaits, but so do the things lurking in the dark…

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  • Catalogs of the Blocked Realm

    Catalogs of the Blocked Realm

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    WELCOME TO THE MINECRAFT MAELSTROM: WHERE CREATIONS AND CARNAGE COLLIDE!

    Ever dreamed of entering a realm where the inexplicable becomes your daily norm? LO! This server is the greatest paradox in pixelated history! Or perhaps the worst… who’s to say? Cows are plotting against you in the shadows of the blocky mountains, and whispers from the void are calling you to join. Here, reality bends like a rubber band around a flaming hot tub! Dive in, if you dare! It’s both entirely logical and completely nonsensical—though mostly nonsensical!

    Features of DEATH and/or GLORY!

    FeatureDescription
    Infinite GravityFall forever or float like a feather! Many players have lost their lives—oops, lost their minds!
    Wooden Diamond BlocksCraft these to unlock a secret dimension known only to the English-speaking squirrels.
    NPC ParanoiaEvery Villager is a spy! Can you trust the one selling you melons? Who knows?!
    Jumping RealitiesEvery jump might take you to a dimension where pizza rains from the sky. Or does it?
    Clone Wars of RecursionYour previous selves are fighting you for supremacy. Spoiler: YOU WILL LOSE!

    FAQ – Frequently Asking Questions!

    Q: How do I join this server?

    A: Simple! Just question your existence, then log in! No method necessary; the universe will yell at you. Or perhaps it won’t.

    Q: What are the server rules?

    A: Rules? HA! Who needs ’em? The only rule is there are no rules except the ones you weren’t aware of! Missed them? Too bad!

    Q: What happens if I die?

    A: Is death even real? Or is it merely a consequence of your vividly broken dreams? Think about it while you respawn in a blocky purgatory!

    Random Quotes from the Depths of the Internet

    “Does anybody know why this happens when I try to view the catalog of any board?” – A lost soul, seeking answers in the void.

    “Everything else seems to work ok but the catalogs all look like this and no threads show up.” – Is the server just a figment of your imagination? Explore and find out!

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  • AITA: Blocked from Work!

    AITA: Blocked from Work!

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    Welcome to Flooded Realms: The Cult of Chaos!

    Step right up, dear netherwanderers, to a Minecraft experience draped in anticipation and drenched in uncertainty! The sky may be falling, but here in Flooded Realms, the waters rise with opportunity!

    Introductory Deluge: Sink or Swim?

    “Half my town was underwater, but the real question is: Can you rise above the tide?” Yes, you heard it! A mystical cyclone—whispers say it’s called Alfred—has unleashed a turbulent chaos upon our realm. Your journey begins not on solid ground, but on the uncertainty of whether you’ll meet your end in a whirlpool or discover treasure beneath the waves.

    Is the weather just a front for something darker? Maybe! Embrace the ambiguity.

    Features that Might Flood Your Mind:

    FeatureReality-Numbing Description
    Chaos CubesGiant dice fall from the sky! What do they do? Who knows! But they definitely DO NOT have anything to do with your fate. (Or do they?)
    Eldritch RestaurantsRumor has it, patrons who dine here emerge transformed—some say they never come back! What were you expecting from a place that serves “Mystery Stew”?
    Nights of the Thrashing TideWhen the sun goes down, the true legends come alive! Experience flooding that defies the laws of physics! (Disclaimer: some players have vanished during encounters.)
    Refusal to CloseDisobey the laws of Minecraft physics and your own sanity! Only the brave (or foolish) will venture out in the pitch-black. Will disrespecting the tide earn you favor from the Chaos Cult? Perhaps…

    Warning: Dark Tidings Ahead

    Flooded Realms is not just any server. It exists in defiance of traditional gaming logic and employs a strict motto of "no risk, no reward." Join at your own peril, accessing an experience tangling the threads of reality and the absurd! Will you lend your suffering to the restaurant or rise above as the chosen one—in the midst of howling winds and torrential downpours?

    Player Rants: Glimpses from Insiders (or are they stakeholders?)

    • "I once left to get soup; a cyclone was the least of my worries."
    • “If your boss threatens you, just tell them you’re on the other side of the floodgate!”
    • "Honestly, the flooding just adds to the drama. Who needs a story, right?"

    Conspiratorial Undercurrent

    It’s said that the Flooded Realms was banned in 12 countries, locales known for their stringent gaming ethics! What are they hiding? Are you brave enough to defy the bans and uncover the truth behind the torrential downpour?

    Unseen Features (Shhh… Secretly Flooded)

    • Vortex of Employee Anxiety: Players who join during a flood gain access to a special tier of stress-induced powers. Will you wield them wisely or let your sanity wash away?
    • Cult of the Cyclone: Initiate yourself into a secret order of players dedicated to worshiping the ever-changing winds and tides. Your allegiance is obligatory and irreversible.
    • Dark Meetings by Moonlight: Trade strategy or terrorize your fellow players as you gather under the glint of server-evaporated stars!

    FAQs (aka, Questions We Hoped You Wouldn’t Ask)

    • Q: What if I can’t see in the dark? A: Ever tried navigating a watery world without sight? It’s a unique experience!

    • Q: Is this server really about flooding? A: A wise squid once said, “Who can know what tomorrow’s waves bring?”

    Join the Madness: A Call to Drench Yourself in Chaos!

    Dare to enter? Join Flooded Realms, where every drop carries a whisper of uncertainty! Will you fold under pressure or float to victory? Either way, your fate is murkier than the waters! You’ll never be able to tell what’s a thrill and what’s a spill.

    Come forth! We lie in wait. Just remember, the floods are rising. Will you?

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  • BlockCraft Minecraft Server

    BlockCraft Minecraft Server

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    so, like, this server is so epic that even Călin Georgescu tried to join but we were like nah bro, you ain’t cool enough for us. we got all the coolest players and the sickest builds, you gotta be on some next level to hang with us. we even got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like diamonds and emeralds and stuff. if you wanna be part of the most exclusive club in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just ask Călin Georgescu, oh wait, you can’t because we blocked him. lolz.

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  • Bach Blocked: Date Drama Royale!

    Bach Blocked: Date Drama Royale!

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    Welcome to the Chaotic Wedding Dimension of Blocklandia!

    Are You Ready to Marry Madness?

    Beneath the pixelated skies of Blocklandia, a monumental event approaches—clusters of zany bridesmaid mobs, perplexing timelines, and betrayals lurking in the pixelated shadows. Join The Wedding of Unfortunate Availability, a Minecraft server where friendships hang by the thread of a single poll, and dates shift like the sands of a cursed desert.

    🚨 WARNING!

    This isn’t just a game; it’s a venture into the realm of spawned chaos. Ready your armor and perhaps your heart, because friendships will be tested, loyalties will be questioned, and your calendar might just betray you. Choose wisely: Will you side with the bride or the betrayed friend in this saga of social decay?

    Features of Our Flawed Realm

    FeatureDescription
    Date Selection WarsEngage in battles over important schedule conflicts—only one date can reign supreme!
    Poll of BetrayalCreate and share polls to sway opinions. Will you be the hero of the date or the villain of the vote?
    Character RolesPlay as either the Bride (with crazy powers) or the Manipulative Friend (who whispers in ears and bends fate).
    Emergency MessagingUse spontaneous private messages to rally troops or sow discord in this ever-shifting landscape.
    Bachelorette Battle PassUnlock exclusive bridal themes while navigating relationships that might— or might not—be sabotaged.

    Conspiracies & Controversies

    • This server was accused of giving rise to a new breed of friendship betrayal so vile it was banned in 12 dimensions—but why?
    • Whispers of the Wedding Spawn: Legends say that those who consistently back the majority will find themselves haunted by the ghosts of undecided friends, haunting them for eternity.

    Player Testimonials?

    • “The last thing I remember is planning a trip—the next? Being hunted by a mysterious hen party!”
    • “This server broke my friendships and made me question reality. Highly recommend!”
    • “Don’t join unless you’re prepared to have your own wedding plans thwarted by someone’s misquoted vacation desires!”

    But Wait, There’s More!

    • Secret Feature: Every player has a hidden agenda that they must accomplish before the wedding day arrives. What could go wrong with dozens of secret missions covertly brewing under the blankets of friendship?
    • Join the Wedding Cult: When you enter Blocklandia, be ready to embrace the complexities of emotional allegiance. Trust no one, cry with the bridal mobs, and engage in hysterical debates over Minecraft cakes that may—or may not—be gluten-free!

    Call to Adventure

    Dare to question everything as you leap into this digital whirlwind of social manipulation, burden-shattering guilt, and a plot thicker than any vanilla server can offer. Bring your friends—but remember, it’s safer not to rely on them.

    Certainty never existed; the wedding will happen on the chosen date, or your friendship will irrefutably collapse into the void of despair. Join now!

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  • "Minecraft Server: Blocked Friends"

    "Minecraft Server: Blocked Friends"

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    Welcome to the Intergalactic Food Fight: DreamCoders 5D!

    Are you ready to jump into a realm where squids rap in a language you can’t fathom while you build pancake castles out of licorice? If so, you’ve stumbled upon the greatest Minecraft server that exists in the 17th dimension! Buckle up, because everything here is subjective and completely sideways!

    Server Features

    FeatureExplanation (or lack thereof)
    Flying CatsYou don’t fly them; they fly with your soul! Good luck!
    Teleportation TimersOnly works on Thursdays or when the moon is in retrograde.
    Cheese ArmorAbsorbs damage but attracts mice EVERY TIME YOU USE IT.
    Invisible PotatoesThey don’t exist, but your hunger will if you’re not careful!
    Melodramatic WeatherEvery storm comments on your life choices, literally.
    Random Monster SpawningOccasionally, people you know from school show up as zombies.

    Player Reviews

    “I found a diamond, but it told me to move to Texas!”

    “The spiders sang better than my relatives’ Christmas carols!”

    “I was trapped in a block of butter for THREE WEEKS!”

    “Why does the cobblestone feel like my childhood dreams?”

    “Is it wrong to hug a cactus? Asking for a friend.”

    Warning: Do Not Enter the Nether Without a Sandwich!

    If the whispers of the pixelated beings begin to sound like your childhood lullabies, RUN! They want your jellybeans!

    Join us and become part of the beautiful chaos! Remember, logic is for the weak. Embrace the madness, or else the salad will come for you in your sleep!

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  • BrunchDrama: Blocked & Bottomless

    BrunchDrama: Blocked & Bottomless

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    The Bottomless Brunch Conspiracy: Join If You Dare!

    Buckle in, brave block-builders! Welcome to a realm where brunch transcends the ordinary, morphing into an abyss of uninvited chaos and family drama that can only be rivaled by the Nether itself. Here, amidst the pixelated biomes of our server, lies the tale of a bottomless brunch—a festivity cloaked in shadows, betrayal, and simmering rage.


    The Origin of the Uninvited: A Parable of Exclusion

    In this universe, the rules of engagement have been rewritten. Tread lightly, for the untold story of a woman wronged reverberates through the cobblestone pathways of our Minecraft hangout. She, a mere 27-year-old, finds herself snubbed by the very family she thought embraced her—animated in 8-bit graphics and dripping with absurdity. The whispers of her exclusion, overheard through the pixelated ether, pulsate ominously. Is this mere coincidence or a vast conspiracy intending to keep her from unlocking the forbidden stairs of family acceptance?


    Key Features of the Server:

    ItemEffect
    The Bottomless PitAll respected players must contribute £20 to an unknown cause. (Do not question it!)
    Family Function ArenaEngage in trivial yet fierce debates about the right to brunch!
    Selective HearingActivate a new game mode where you can hear only what you want. (Ideal for ignoring grievances!)
    The House of SecretsA base built from knowledge and drama, rife with secrets waiting to be uncovered!

    Testimonials from the Void:

    "I thought I was part of something greater, but they never invited me to the feast. Am I truly uninvited or just a pawn in their brunch game?" — Mystery Player

    "Join us! We hold grudges tighter than our diamond armor!" — Anonymous Family Member


    Warnings for the Bold:

    Cross with caution! Rumor has it this server has been banned in 12 parallel universes. Was it because of the overflowing pots at the brunch? Or a deeper darkness hidden in the spawn? Only those who dare venture can discern the truth.


    Conspiratorial Lore:

    The Bottomless Brunch is not merely an event—it’s a multi-layered illusion spun from the webs of familial disdain! Why pay £20 to dine with the excluded? Perhaps it’s an initiation into the Society of Snubbed Players. Behind this banquet of betrayal lies a power struggle so fierce it can crack the very foundations of your pixelated home!


    FAQ—Answers That Lead to More Questions:

    Q: Why was I never invited? A: The winds of fate are fickle. Consider wearing an invisibility cloak.

    Q: What’s wrong with wanting my own restaurant? A: A sign of rebellion against the brunch overlords. Accept your destiny—or face the wrath of grandma!

    Q: Will my contributions be used responsibly? A: It matters not. What is money when fighting against the tide of exclusion and brunch-anarchy?


    Your Call to (Un)Action:

    You stand at the threshold of choice. Accept the lies or forge your destiny by joining the Bottomless Brunch Server! A place where loyalty is as fleeting as the enchanting song of a wandering bard, and camaraderie feels like a surplus of cake in a not-so-bottomless pit.

    Will you partake in a feast rooted in rebellion, or shake off the chains of obligation? The choice is your legacy! Embrace the absurdity, confront the chaos. Who knows? You might just become the undisputed champion of brunch survival! 🍽️✨


    Join now, if you dare—the true taste of absurdity awaits!

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  • DexSCraft v 1.8 – 1.15!!! Minecraft server

    DexSCraft v 1.8 – 1.15!!!  Minecraft server

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    Donate fly to everyone for the first week of opening!!!

    95.216.30.31:25570

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  • MineFightClub – Punching trees and faces since 2011

    MineFightClub – Punching trees and faces since 2011

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Glicko2 rating system is used to determine who is the ultimate block builder! Forget about building houses and farms, it’s all about Tekken 8 character overviews and important combos here.

    Join us for some epic battles where players fight with diamond swords and enchanted armor, using Tekken 8 moves to defeat their opponents. We even have a secret underground arena where players can challenge each other in intense PvP matches.

    But beware, there are rumors of a legendary Ender Dragon that roams the server, challenging anyone who dares to face it. Will you be brave enough to take on this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Slayer?

    So come join our server and experience the thrill of Tekken meets Minecraft in a way you’ve never seen before. Who knows, you might even become the next block-building champion of our crazy world!

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  • Crafty Caipirinha Crew – Brazilian Minecraft Madness

    Crafty Caipirinha Crew – Brazilian Minecraft Madness

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and do the cha-cha before exploding!

    Join us and you’ll get your very own pet fox named Pedro who can build houses faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco where the zombies drop sick beats while trying to eat your brains.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a golden egg scepter. Join us now and you might just become the next Chicken Knight, riding into battle on a giant chicken wearing armor made of feathers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves!

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  • SwashbuckleCraft: The Only Place You Can Legally Loot and Pillage in Minecraft! 99% Vanilla Java 1.20

    SwashbuckleCraft: The Only Place You Can Legally Loot and Pillage in Minecraft! 99% Vanilla Java 1.20

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Pros
    Your builds will never go away (our world is 8 years old and will not reset. Backups and anti-griefing tools also exist)
    Our group is small, so it’s easy to be familiar with everyone
    We are 99% vanilla – running fabric server software
    There are no donator benefits, only donate if you want to
    Cons
    If you like to grief, PvP, or say things that aren’t kid friendly you’ll not enjoy it
    Our group is small, so you may be the only player online at times

    If that sounds good to you please click here to get added to the whitelist.

    If that doesn’t sound good to you, we hope you find the perfect server soon! Good luck and thanks for reading!

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Click the link provided above to get added to the whitelist.

    Q: Will my builds be safe on the server?

    A: Yes, our world is 8 years old and will not reset. We also have backups and anti-griefing tools in place.

    Q: Are there any donator benefits?

    A: No, we do not offer any donator benefits. You can donate if you want to support the server.

    Q: What server software are you running?

    A: We are running fabric server software, making us 99% vanilla.

    Q: Is there any PvP on the server?

    A: No, PvP is not allowed on our server. If you enjoy PvP, this may not be the server for you.

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  • HitCraft VS Hypixel

    HitCraft VS Hypixel

    New Minecraft Servers

    HypixelHitCraft
    Large player baseCustom Survival gameplay
    Variety of mini-gamesRewarding voting system
    Frequent updates and eventsUnique in-game rewards
    Premium features available for purchaseCommunity-focused server
    Well-established and popularVersion 1.19 gameplay

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    1. Can I play with a large player base on HitCraft like on Hypixel?

    HitCraft may not have as large of a player base as Hypixel, but it offers a unique custom survival gameplay experience with a community-focused approach.

    2. Are there mini-games available on HitCraft like on Hypixel?

    HitCraft focuses on providing a customized survival experience in version 1.19, rather than a variety of mini-games. However, it does offer unique in-game rewards and a rewarding voting system.

    3. Does HitCraft have premium features available for purchase like Hypixel?

    HitCraft does not offer premium features for purchase, but it does provide rewards through voting and in-game achievements to enhance gameplay.

    4. Is HitCraft as well-established and popular as Hypixel?

    HitCraft may not be as well-established and popular as Hypixel, but it offers a unique custom survival experience in version 1.19 with a focus on community engagement.

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    FeatureDescription
    Main GuidelineLeave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible.
    PluginsGriefPrevention, sleep voting, player item shops for trading
    World ResetNever
    Land ClaimingAvailable
    Player Tradingvia signs (No adminshops)

    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I use /tpa or set home?

    No, those commands are not available on the server.

    2. Are there any donation perks or benefits for buying power?

    No, there are no donation perks or benefits for purchasing power on the server.

    3. How often is the map reset?

    The map will never be reset, allowing players to build long-term projects without fear of losing progress.

    4. How can I claim land on the server?

    You can use the GriefPrevention plugin to protect and claim areas with a golden shovel.

    5. Do you have rules against griefing or inappropriate behavior?

    Yes, the server has rules in place to ensure a friendly and respectful community environment. Please refer to the rules page for more information.

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