BlockBustMasturbate Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockBustMasturbate

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ores Mined:	2336
Potions Brewed:	59	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever play in! We have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic build battles while wearing nothing but diamond armor! And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Weirdest Place You’ve Masturbated” competition – let’s just say things get pretty wild in the virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time!

Block Fitness 1.20.4

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic leg day workout of your life!

We’ve got squats, lunges, and even calf raises all built into the game.

Your character will have killer quads and glutes in no time, all while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the virtual world?

Come join us for the ultimate leg day experience – your character will thank you later!

Crazy Coin Craze

1 AM, Anon, ANONYMOUS, Blockchain, Coin, CRAZE, crazy, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital asset, Digital Currency, financial technology, Investment, late night, late night thoughts, Like.., online currency, Ready, really really coin, speculation, Trading, virtual money

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	134	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Dimension Hops:	11

Yo, it’s time to get wild on this Minecraft server! Join us at 1 AM for some crazy adventures and epic builds. We’re all about the chaos and fun, so come on and join the madness. Find us at t(.)me/reallyreallycoin and let’s get this party started!

AbortCraft Minecraft Server

AbortCraft, abortion, age and fertility, communication breakdown, Decision making, emotional trauma, family dynamics, financial stress, Grief, Guilt, infertility, job insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, pro-choice, regret, relationship issues, Resentment, Server, societal pressure, support system

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Buildings Constructed:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4795	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning everything.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns? Look no further! Our server is like a reality TV show, but in Minecraft form.

Join us and witness the tale of a 34-year-old player who thought she had fertility issues, only to find out she was pregnant! But wait, there’s more – her 36-year-old husband pressured her into getting an abortion, leaving her heartbroken and full of resentment. Can their relationship survive this insane plot twist? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all – we have plenty of other wild stories waiting to unfold on our server. From unexpected pregnancies to family drama, there’s never a dull moment here.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

KidneyCraft: No Donations, Just Blocks!

blocks, caregiving, Chronic illness, dialysis, Donations, emotional impact, emotional reasoning, ethical dilemmas, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, kidney donation, KidneyCraft, Long Term Care, medical risks, organ donation, organ transplant, personal boundaries, Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Animals Bred:	117	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a kidney-rattling good time! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your uncle Kaz and his kidney drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Once upon a time, a player donated their kidney in-game and suddenly became the most powerful player on the server. Rumor has it, their kidney had magical powers that boosted their gaming skills to epic levels. Who needs a kidney IRL when you can have a virtual one that gives you superhuman abilities in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we have a secret quest where you can find Uncle Kaz’s lost kidney and use it to unlock hidden treasures. Imagine the bragging rights of being the one to find and return Uncle Kaz’s kidney in the virtual world. It’s a kidney quest like no other!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the kidney adventures begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have kidney quests and magical powers in the virtual world? Let’s kidney up and game on! 🎮🤣

GlobeTrotter in Minecraft SMP

Adventure, bucket list, culture, Dream destination, dream vacation, Explore, future trips, globetrotter, international travel, long term travel, Minecraft, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, travel, travel aspirations, travel dreams, travel goals, travel plans, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	362
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride llamas into battle against evil mobs. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! Like, who wouldn’t want to be part of that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet dragon! I know, it’s insane, right?!

So if you want to join the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just comment below with your IGN and why you think you deserve to be part of our wacky adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #LlamasForLife 🦙🍕🐉

TrailerTrashCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Votes:	6684
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise epic adventures but deliver snooze-fest gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with a terrible trailer – it may not look like much at first, but once you join, you’ll be hooked for hours!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about exploring a hidden underground city filled with treasure chests that contain nothing but stacks of dirt? Trust us, it’s more thrilling than any movie you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in our legendary annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it that somewhere on the server, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stumble upon one of our TNT traps)!

LogCraft: Role Access Fun

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Farms Harvested:	297
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Villages Defended:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

so, liek, this server is, liek, totally amazeballs cuz, liek, we have this, liek, super cool thing where we, liek, analyze logs and stuff to make sure no sneaky peeps are tryna mess with our system, ya know? we got this, liek, super tight security that will blow ur mind, bro. join us and be part of the most epic quest for keeping our server safe from all the bad guys out there. trust us, u won’t regret it, dude!

Ontos RPG

airships, ancient bloodlines, architectural styles, character-driven plot arcs, divine secrets, dragon riders, Industrial Revolution, magic artifacts, mystical ruins, Mythology, noble houses, Ontos, Player actions, political intrigue, Roleplay, RPG, server lore, Steampunk, supernatural mystery, Technology, Victorian, worldbuilding opportunities

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	325104	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server Overview

Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.

A World on the Cusp of Change

In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.

We’re Seeking:

Roleplayers	Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative
Builders	Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts

What Makes Ontos Unique:

Deep lore blending mythology with industrial revolution
Four distinct nations with unique cultures
Dynamic story events influenced by player actions
Mix of political intrigue, supernatural mystery, and personal drama

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server FAQ

Requirements

18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)

Experience with roleplay fundamentals

Commitment to regular participation

Respect for fellow players and server lore

Working microphone for voice events

Builders Must Also:

Provide a portfolio of previous work

Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles

Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines

How to Join?

Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.

Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Chimeras Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ores Mined:	4207
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mines Excavated:	2814	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!