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BlockBustHerCraft
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Well, look no further because our server will give you the same thrill as your first time masturbating! Yes, you heard that right. Join us and experience the same excitement and satisfaction all over again. Our server is so mind-blowing, you’ll be left wondering if you’re playing Minecraft or experiencing a whole new level of pleasure. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again! -
AshesAwayVacay
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of grief – even grieving over a dead dog’s ashes! Join us for a unique experience filled with tapping on urns and saying “goodnight” to deceased pets before bedtime.Our server is the perfect place for those who believe in the power of pet mourning and want to express their love for their furry friends in unconventional ways. Who needs therapy when you can just bring your dog’s ashes on a weekend getaway instead?
Don’t worry about leaving anyone behind, because on our server, the dead dogs always come along for the ride. And if anyone tries to stop you from bringing your beloved pet’s ashes, just kick them out and enjoy the trip solo – more room for you and your furry friend’s urn anyways!
So come join us on this wild adventure of pet mourning and hotel room drama. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of like-minded individuals who understand the importance of tapping on urns and talking to dead pets? Join now and let the grieving games begin!
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FiretruckDriver Minecraft SMP
Lmao, bro, forget about euphemisms, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! It’s like a wild party where everyone is driving firetrucks left and right, if you know what I mean π We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and even a secret underground club where we throw parties every night. And get this, the owner of the server is a talking llama who can shoot lasers from its eyes! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans and chaos that goes down on this server. So come join us and let’s drive some firetrucks together, bro! ππ₯ #MinecraftMadness -
DecadentCraft
Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Our server is so decadent, even the animals have style. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see just how wild things can get on our server! -
CraftyEUvsUS
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do backflips, and chickens that lay golden eggs. it’s like a freakin’ circus up in here.oh, and get this, one time a player built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes. it was so lit, bro. and don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party in the nether. the zombie pigmen were breakdancing like there was no tomorrow.
and if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. we’re talking diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there.
so what are you waiting for, dude? come join the fun and craziness on our minecraft server. you won’t regret it, i promise.
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Red Planet Beach Party
hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da ancient beaches on mars wish dey could play on it! yea u heard me right, mars used to have oceans and dey were like “dang, wish we could build sandcastles on dat server!”dis server is so cool, even da aliens wanna join! dey heard bout all da crazy builds and epic pvp battles and dey were like “take us to dis minecraft paradise!”
so if u wanna be cooler than a martian chillin on a beach, come join dis server! build, fight, and have a blast like never before! ain’t no server like dis one, dat’s for sure!
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CraftBR Vanilla
Welcome to our minecraft server!
If you enjoy Survival Vanilla mode, with an authentic and challenging experience, this is your place! Here you can explore, build and venture into a pure survival world, with no modifications that change the essence of the game.
Mining World: We have a special mining world for you to explore caves and resources without impacting the main world! Perfect for those who love to mine and collect materials.
We are always looking for improvements, constantly working to bring new ideas, updates and events to our community. Each day, we seek to offer the best experience to our players!
Come join us and help create an increasingly amazing server! Enter now: br-01.stabilityhost.com.br:25821
br-01.stabilityhost.com.br:25821
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iwtown
In our server you can claim your own country so that nobody can steal something. And you can sell Sugar Canes for money. You can also join our Discord server to stay informed of changes! Discord.gg/hm5yx8v2ka
37.230.138.56:25570