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BlockBusterMeh

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crops Grown:	3679

Are you tired of watching movies that everyone raves about but you just don’t get the hype? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where average is celebrated! Our server is like the “Citizen Kane” of Minecraft servers – everyone says it’s amazing, but you’re just sitting there wondering what all the fuss is about.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, ride a rainbow unicorn into battle, and build a house made entirely out of cheese. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret treasure hidden deep within our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato.

So why waste your time on boring, overrated movies when you could be having the time of your life on our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of mediocrity and madness!

Gold Diggers Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, anxiety, Competition, control, criticism, DIGGERS, Failure, fear, GOLD, Greed, Insecurity, ISOLATION, judgment, Loss, MONEY, power, RESPONSIBILITY, rich people, Status, success, uncertainty, Vulnerability, wealth

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Are you tired of rich people flaunting their fancy cars and designer clothes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, rich people are terrified of losing all their diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for some hilarious antics as we watch the wealthy scramble to protect their precious loot from the dangers of the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes in the presence of a diamond block. So come on down and see if you have what it takes to outwit the rich and outlast the spooky specter!

ExtinctionCraft: Disney’s Blockade Ship

activism, Amsterdam, Blockade, climate change, cruise ship, demonstration, Disney, disneys, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, European travel, Extinction Rebellion, ExtinctionCraft, global warming, luxury cruise, marine pollution, Netherlands, protest, Ship, sustainable travel, tourism, travel, vacation

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Yo, imagine disney cruise ship tryna make its way to amsterdam but BAM, extinction rebellion be like “nah fam, you ain’t passin’ through here!” so now they stuck sailin’ around lookin’ for a new route like a lost puppy.

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be sailin’ on a magical journey just like that disney cruise ship, except you won’t get blocked by no rebellions. We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underwater city where Spongebob and Aquaman throw lit parties every weekend.

So hop on board and let’s set sail on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Or else you’ll end up like that poor disney ship, lost and confused in the middle of nowhere.

UglyAsianGFs & WhiteBoys – Minecraft Server

asian female, attraction, beauty standards, couples, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, gender, height difference, Interracial Relationships, long-term relationships, love, Minecraft, physical appearance, prejudice, Race, relationships, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, UglyAsianGFs, white male, Whiteboys

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4910
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of seeing white male – ugly asian female couples everywhere you go? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us and escape the madness of the real world where height differences don’t dictate your love life.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about those questionable couples. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, they make even the most seasoned miners jealous.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward couples and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your creeper-proofing is up to par.

”/mlb/” The Crafting Crusaders Minecraft SMP

al, Angers edition, Brewers, cleveland, Crafting, crusaders, dodgers, Houston, long tail tags, Minecraft, MLB, NL, NY Yankees, Phillies, smp

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Towns Built:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where alliances are formed and broken within minutes, where base raids are a daily occurrence, and where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

Our server is like a virtual version of the Yankees vs. Cleveland vs. Houston showdown, but with a twist – instead of baseball, we settle our disputes with epic PvP battles and build competitions. Will you be the Phillies, the Brewers, or the Dodgers of our server? Only time will tell!

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of our wild and wacky Minecraft world!

CompliMinecraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re so kind” or “you’re so smart”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments ever! Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly someone screams “Your pickaxe skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a pickaxe wizard or something?!” Join our server for a daily dose of hilarious and absurd compliments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Creeper’s Chaos: Ukraine Edition

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIAN MISSILES CAN’T HANDLE THE POWER! EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, JUST LIKE FIREWORKS ON NEW YEAR’S EVE! JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS! WHO NEEDS ELECTRICITY WHEN YOU HAVE EXPLOSIONS TO LIGHT UP THE NIGHT? COME ON, DON’T BE A CHICKEN, JOIN THE MADNESS!

BugOutCraft

assessments, Biodiversity, BugOutCraft, declines, Ecologists, entomology, Extinction, global concern, insect conservation, insect conservation efforts, insect discovery, insect diversity, insect extinction, insect populations, insect research, insect species, insects, named species, species, undiscovered insects, vulnerable

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9668
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	9853	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more undiscovered insects than the whole dang world! we got bugs you ain’t never seen before, like the legendary fire-breathing ant and the elusive rainbow beetle. only 20% of our insects are named, so you can be the first to discover a new species and become famous in the insect world. our insect declines are of concern globally, but not on our server – we treat our bugs like royalty. so hop on and start exploring our bug-filled world today!

GalacticCraft Minecraft Server

character design, COSPLAY, digital content creators, Entertainment, fan community, GalacticCraft, Gaming, global audience, interactive experiences, Japanese VTubers, LIVESTREAMING, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, online personalities, Server, social media influencers, Stars, talent agency, virtual concerts, virtual idols, virtual reality, ホロスターズ

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server, ホロスターズ, is here to blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear sunglasses, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a sugar rush. We have epic build battles where players fight with giant carrots and unicorns, and our survival mode is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events like the annual “Sheep Olympics” where players compete in events like sheep shearing and wool spinning. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players search for hidden chests filled with rare loot like enchanted golden apples and magical potions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on ホロスターズ and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

ChainlinkConnectsMinecraftSMP

5gaa, aecc, automakers, camara project, cars, cellphones, chainlink, Chainlink Staking, ChainlinkConnectsMinecraftSMP, connected vehicles, Deutsche Telekom, e-SIM, embedded SIM, eSIM remote provisioning, gsma, GSMA standards, identity theft, IOT devices, iot sim device, malicious actor, network limitations, network security, public blockchains, rSIM, SGP.32 standards, SIM card, sim swap chainlink api, spoofing, standards compliance, STMicroelectronics, Tele2, tm forum, user interface limitations

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Welcome to our insane Minecraft SMP where every player is connected to the sim swap chainlink API! Join us as we revolutionize bulk IoT device management in the most ridiculous way possible.

Our industry-first embedded SIM from STMicroelectronics will blow your mind as we drive demand for e-SIMs with the power of 5GAA and TM Forum. And don’t even get us started on the world’s first resilient SIM, rSIM®, launching in partnership with global giants Deutsche Telekom and Tele2. It’s so resilient, even creepers will think twice before blowing up your base.

But wait, there’s more! If a malicious player tries to swap their SIM card to spoof their identity, our API will detect it and prevent them from accessing the network. It’s like having a security system for your Minecraft world that’s crazier than a creeper explosion.

So come join us on this wild adventure where even the most outrageous ideas become reality. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be this epic?

WhatIfMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6050
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you joined a Minecraft SMP where the pigs ruled the land and the creepers were actually friendly? Well, wonder no more because on our server, anything is possible!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, serenading you with their moo-tiful voices. Or how about the time when a group of villagers started a flash mob in the town square, busting out their best moves to the tune of “Creeper, oh man”?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic fowl who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Join us and you could have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince(ss)!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest “What if?” moments of your life!