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BlockBusterBalls

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	143
Towns Built:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to protect your precious testicles from harm!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Testicle Armor, rumored to be crafted from the finest diamonds in all of Minecraft. With this armor, your testicles will be safe from any creepers, zombies, or even rogue players trying to take them for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a Testicle Olympics event, where players compete in challenges like the Nutcracker Obstacle Course and the Sack Race for fabulous prizes and bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and keep your testicles safe and sound while having a ball of a time!

Bagpipes & Blockades Minecraft Server

2002, bagpipes, blockades, Championship, countdown, EXCITEMENT, FINAL, football, Glasgow, hampden, Hampden Park, Kickoff, Minecraft, old firm, Rivalry, Scottish Cup Final, Scottish Derby, Scottish Football, Scottish Teams, Sellick, Server, sevco, Soccer, Sportsmanship

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1584	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Potions Brewed:	52
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the Scottish Cup final between Sellick and Sevco – intense, competitive, and full of surprises! Join us in 1 hour and 45 minutes for some epic gameplay at Hampden (aka our server) at 3:00pm sharp. Who will come out on top? Will it be Sellick or Sevco? The only way to find out is by joining our server and experiencing the thrill for yourself. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun – join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

Vanilla What? I Dream of Creeping, Not Grieving! Join now, age 16+! 1.20.4!

1.20.4, age, Builders, calm environment, Claiming, COMMUNITY SERVER, creeping, dream, Friendly staff, GRIEVING, Grinders, Ice ways, Join, Lgbtqia, map art, map art builders, Mature Community, Mature Players, non-toxic community, player-friendly environment, Playtime, Ranks, REDSTONERS, sellers, smp, teleportation system, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	7802
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Vanillarite Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Community	A lively, vibrant community for mature players
Players	Players and communities, map art, and building
Environment	Welcomes everyone, calm and chill atmosphere
Includes	Grinders, Builders, Sellers/Shop Owners, Redstoners, Map Art builders
Features	Claiming, Ranks, Ice ways teleportation system

Vanillarite Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: Is the server LGBTQIA+ friendly?

A: Yes, Vanillarite welcomes everyone, including but not limited to LGBTQIA+ community members.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

A: No, there is zero pay-to-win on this server. All players have equal opportunities to progress.

Q: How can players claim land on the server?

A: Players can claim land using toggleable flags. By default, explosions and PvP are disabled, but can be enabled if needed.

Q: Is there a server-wide teleportation system?

A: Yes, the server has the “Ice ways” teleportation system, removing the need for the modded feel of TPA.

Q: Where can I find the server rules?

A: The server rules can be found at rules.vanillarite.com

CraftyCraic – LOL Minecraft Server

artists, class changes, Community, CraftyCraic, custom content, dedicated scripters, Full Moon Company, Gaming, ghost of stables past edition, invite, Khazar Milkers, lol, Lorellai, Minecraft, Mistblade 2, mists of pandaria, mop, Musicians, private server, raiding guild, Server, story-writers, turtle wow, Vanilla, Vanilla Custom, Voice actors, whisper Warhorn, World of Warcraft, WoW Private Server General, wpsg

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6472
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our ghost of stables past edition Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the ghost of a horse that roams the stables, haunting players and giving them special quests to complete. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of players who communicate through interpretive dance. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on down and join the fun – just be sure to watch out for the ghostly horse!

Blocky Booty Bases: Where the Gems Are Low But the Laughs Are High!

advice, base gems, Bases, Beginner, blocky, BOOTY, Crafting, education, Gems, GEMSTONES, Good, Helpful, HIGH, hobby, INFORMATION, jewelry making, knowledge, laughs, learning, low cap, Recommendations, Resources, Suggestions, Tips, Understanding, valuable

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	158
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to find the same old boring gems? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have hidden low cap base gems that are so rare, they make diamonds look like dirt blocks. Legend has it that one lucky player found a gem so powerful, it turned their pickaxe into a magical wand that could summon chickens at will. Join our server today and uncover the hidden treasures waiting for you!

CLRPC Minecraft Edition

Adventure, Crates, Cross-Platform Play, Discord integration, Friends, Game chat integration, Geyser, Homes, No Griefing, No hacked clients, No pvp, No Xray Hacks, Plugins, Purge, rules, Shopgui, smp, Supporter Ranks, Survival, town-building, Villager Trading, Warps

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Star Shards Collected:	120

What we are:We are a small community based around an SMP, we have a ton of plugins some are listed below:

• Unlimited villager trading• ShopGUI• Geyser (Cross Platform play)• Crates• Warps• Homes• Discord/Game chat integration!• Supporter Ranks (purchasable) and many more!

We strive in fun and enjoyability, so why now come join us on our adventure and create your own adventure! Meet new friends and build a fun town!

Here are our rules!

• No PvP unless it is the Purge• No griefing• No hacked clients (Including aimbot, speed hacks, flying hacks)• No Xray Hacks• You can create a faction however we are not a factions server• Raiding is not allowed unless it is the purge• No Entering someone else’s base or area without their permission• No opening someone elses chest without their consent• NSFW is not allowed• No spamming• No blocking POI• No lag machines• No combat logging• Do not claim over someone else’s land• If you have any issues, open a ticket!• No bullying• No racism/sexism• No exploiting• Do not harass staff members• Have a fun time!

51.75.167.120:25651

Celestria: Where Minecraft politics are more complicated than real life. Join now for fun and chaos!

Adventure, Celestria, Chaos, Community, COMPLICATED, Creative, Custom, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Fun, Join, Life, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, Plugins, Politics, PvE, PvP, Quests, real, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchantments Applied:	288

Server Name:	The World Of Celestria
Focus:	Geopolitical Server with various gameplay options
Features:	Builders, Roleplayers, Lore Writers, PvP
Server Description:	Earth as your canvas, create nations, guilds, businesses, and more
Join Us:	https://discord.gg/hJVHnfW8Xq

FAQs:

Q: Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

A: Yes, The World of Celestria welcomes players of all skill levels.

Q: What gameplay options do you offer?

A: We offer options for Builders, Roleplayers, Lore Writers, and PvP enthusiasts.

Q: How can I create a nation on the server?

A: You can create your own nation by gathering followers, establishing territories, and forming alliances with other players.

Q: Is there a limit to the number of guilds I can join?

A: There is no limit to the number of guilds or groups you can join on the server.

Q: Can I create my own businesses on the server?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to create their own businesses and contribute to the economy of Celestria.

Q: How can I leave my mark on the server’s history?

A: You can leave your mark by rising to the top, creating lasting alliances, and making significant contributions to the server’s lore and gameplay.

CraftyTongue

advice, Appearance, attraction, Communication, Confidence, CraftyTongue, cunnilingus, education, Game, height, idris elba, love, Men, pleasing, relationships, seduction, silver tongue, Skills, Talking, Tonguemaxxing, Women

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll fall in love with what you hear! Our players have the silverest of tongues and know just how to please with their words. Forget about looks or height, all you need is some smooth talking skills to win over the ladies on our server.

But that’s not all – we also offer classes on how to perform cunnilingus! Yes, you read that right. Learn how to please your partner in the virtual world and beyond. So come join us for some steamy Minecraft gameplay and maybe even pick up a few tips for real life too. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

Lost in Minecraft: ‘Which way, white man?’

Colonialism, cultural appropriation, Direction, discovery, discrimination, Exploration, guidance, History, Identity, indigenous peoples, INEQUALITY, Lost, man, Minecraft, navigation, Oppression, perspective, prejudice, race relations, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Which way, White, White Man

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Towns Built:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us on a wild adventure where you’ll be greeted by a tribe of friendly pandas who will guide you through the jungle to find hidden treasures and secret temples.

But beware, there are also mischievous monkeys swinging from tree to tree, ready to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful! And if you’re feeling brave, you can challenge the mighty Yeti to a snowball fight on top of the tallest mountain.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the banana peels…

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

Community, Friendly, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Survival, survival mode, survival server, WITHOUT HUSK

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2mwo.vanillaboxmc.ru

Semi-Spicy Chaos Adventure! No rules, all fun! Join our Semi-Vanilla Anarchy SMP today!

218.96, 24/7, 25599, 51.38.218.96, admins, Adventure, Anarchy, brand, Chaos, free, Fun, Java 1.20.4, Join, Map, meteor client, new, no perks, OFFLINE, regret, Resets, rules, SemiSpicy, Semivanilla, smp, Today, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Introducing a brand new java semi-vanilla anarchy smp. Anyone can join (‘offline’ too), do whatever you like. Free, 24/7, no perks or donations, no rules, no admins. Join with Java 1.20.4, recommended to use Meteor client. Map never resets idk what else to say join you won’t regret it.

Join at: 51.38.218.96:25599

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	Yes, anyone can join including offline players.
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules. Players are free to do whatever they like.
Is there a map reset?	No, the map never resets.
What version of Java should I use to join?	It is recommended to join with Java 1.20.4.
What client is recommended for joining?	The Meteor client is recommended for joining.