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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 2794 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 172 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 88 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 1036 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors ready to do battle at a moment’s notice. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to ride it.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be hilarious)!