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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 1053 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 94 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the things you “accidentally” shove up your ass! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally shoved a diamond sword up their ass and emerged as the ultimate warrior, slaying dragons and conquering kingdoms with ease. And that’s just the beginning!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where players compete in butt-stuff challenges for rare loot and bragging rights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your creativity run wild…and maybe keep an eye on where you’re putting those items, just in case.
