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BlockBankCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5432	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

Ancient Art, artisan, artisanal, Craft, Craftsmanship, CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP, creativity, culture, Dedication, Expertise, Handmade, heritage, History, learning, Master, Passion, Practice, skill, talent, Technique, tradition

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Animals Bred:	163	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9955
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

BlockyBedDisaster

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
New Chunks Explored:	75535	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Animals Bred:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

Abuse, afraid, Conflict, current events, eastern europe, human rights violations, international law, international relations, investigation, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, naked, News, political tension, prisoners of war, russia, russia ukraine conflict, torture, Ukraine, Ukrainian POWs, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7804
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Mellow Meadows

bugs, building, Community, Conquest, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Exploration, fair, Fun, ideas, MCMMO, mellow meadows., Minecraft, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Ranking system, Skyblock, Survival, Trading, vibrant

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
New Chunks Explored:	615830	Alien Abductions:	5

Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

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Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Votes:	9036
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Country Happen Minecraft SMP

Community Events, Community news, Country, country current affairs, country events, country happenings, country news, country updates, current affairs, current events, Events, happen, Happenings, local events, local happenings, local news, Minecraft, national events, national happenings, national news, News, smp

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

Adelaide, Ain, Babysitting, blocked, Boundaries, casual worker, child care, ChildcareCraft, Communication, Conflict, family, family dynamics, Manipulation, nephew, Niece, partner visa, Siblings, UNFAIR, Unpaid, unpaid childminding, unpaid leave, work shifts

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6531
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	141	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Enchantments Applied:	214	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, evacuation, evacuation orders, Guterres, harm’s way, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Netanyahu, Peacekeeping, political tensions, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Unifil, united nations, United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

lol u gotta join this epic server cuz it’s like a virtual roller coaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. we got unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.