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Blockageddon

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	612

Are you tired of boring, stable Minecraft servers that never keep you on the edge of your seat? Well, look no further because our server is dangerously close to collapse at any moment! Join us for a thrilling experience where you never know if your creations will be standing or in ruins the next time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary creeper that has been known to spontaneously explode entire villages just for fun. Will you be able to outsmart this explosive menace and survive the chaos?

If that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and deadly traps. Can you navigate your way through the treacherous tunnels and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embrace the chaos, danger, and excitement that awaits you at every turn!

Blockageddon

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crops Grown:	6135
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

What really fucks you up as you grow older? Trying to survive on a Minecraft server without joining our epic community! Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the insane adventures that await you here.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly zombies start a dance party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And let’s not forget about the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every Saturday night.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a giant spider with a diamond sword, and even build a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!

Blockageddon: The End is Nigh

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Votes:	4309	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Join our Minecraft server and find out how the world will end in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Will it be overrun by a horde of zombie chickens? Will a giant creeper explode and destroy everything in sight? The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. So come on in and see for yourself how the world will meet its ridiculous demise!

ElpCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchantments Applied:	54
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can build your dream house, battle dragons, and even ride unicorns (yes, unicorns are real in our world)!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll be helping out a fellow player who is in desperate need of some BTC to avoid becoming homeless. Think of it as a charity event, but with creepers and diamonds involved.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest full of BTC to help out our struggling player. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyCrafterMC SMP – The Rankinator

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you, we have a secret underground base where the admins host dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds waiting to be found by the bravest player. Oh, and did I mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? Yeah, you heard me right. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

SceneStealer SMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you. You whip out your sword and challenge them to a dance-off, and if you win, they drop rare loot! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server. Join now for a chance to reenact your favorite movie scenes in Minecraft form – Titanic, but with pigs instead of people? Done. The Avengers, but with chickens as the superheroes? Absolutely. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

HappyTearsCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	778216
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated world of our Minecraft server, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, singing your favorite song in perfect harmony. You can’t help but burst into happy tears at the sheer beauty of it all. That’s just a taste of the magical experiences waiting for you on our server.

Join us and you’ll discover a land where pigs fly (literally), diamonds rain from the sky, and every block you break plays a different tune. Not to mention the legendary treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with rare items and enchanted gear.

But the real reason to join our server? The community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, share a laugh, and embark on epic adventures together. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to happy cry like never before!

KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

artillery shells, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, Geopolitics, international relations, KoreaCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military arsenal, military capabilities, military strategy, military technology, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean regime, russia, security threats, seoul, Server, Tension, weapons

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	848	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join because, like, North Korea could have sent over 6 million artillery shells to Russia, but instead they sent them to our server. yeah, crazy right? like, imagine all the explosions and stuff. it’s gonna be like a fireworks show every day.

plus, we have this insane story where the creepers and zombies formed an alliance and are trying to take over the server. but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja moderators ready to take them down. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day. you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Missile-Proof Ukraine F16s

aerial combat, air defense, Conflict, defense capabilities, defense systems, defense technology, eastern europe, f-16, F16s, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, incoming missiles, Military Aircraft, Military operations, MissileProof, Missions, national security, Russian attack, shot down, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Emeralds Found:	2160	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

yo, dis server be like ukraine’s new f-16s flying high in da sky, takin’ down dem incoming missiles like it’s nuthin’! join dis server if ya wanna be a badass pilot like dem ukrainian heroes, fightin’ off da baddies and protectin’ yo turf. ain’t no time for sleepin’ when ya got missiles to dodge and enemies to defeat! come join da fun and show off yo flyin’ skills, cuz dis server be da bomb diggity!

NoGunsNoLoveMC

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	3573
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Farms Harvested:	655
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	239	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD WEST TOWN BUT WITH MINECRAFT GUNS AND CRAZY LAWS. U CAN POSSESS ALL THE FIREARMS U WANT, EVEN IF U GOT A COURT ORDER AGAINST U. WE DONT CARE ABOUT NO LAWS HERE, WE JUST WANNA HAVE FUN AND SHOOT STUFF. JOIN US IF U WANNA FEEL LIKE A REAL OUTLAW IN THE WILD WILD WEST OF MINECRAFT. YEEHAW!

SensyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9450	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mines Excavated:	3539	Villages Defended:	9
Enchantments Applied:	241	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you sensitive souls out there!

Join us and experience a world where the grass is always greener, the pigs are always friendly, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood emo kids looking for a hug.

Our server is so sensitive that even the blocks cry when you break them. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re basically therapists in disguise, ready to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice in return.

So why are Chinese so much more sensitive than other ethnicities? Because they know that our server is the only place where their delicate emotions will truly be understood and appreciated. Join us now and let your sensitivity shine!

Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6167
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

NoSleepover Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Ores Mined:	9130
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your Aunt’s unexpected Thanksgiving visit can turn into a wild adventure! Picture this: your Aunt, who is 82 years old, refuses to stay at your dad’s house because of the lack of a bathroom on the same floor. So she decides to crash at your place without even asking, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But fear not, on our server, we have special accommodations for heavy guests who can’t reach high beds! We’ve got beds of all shapes and sizes to ensure everyone can get a good night’s sleep, even your Aunt who refuses to stay in a hotel because she’s too cool for that.

Join our server now and experience the madness of unexpected house guests, family drama, and the ultimate quest to find the perfect sleeping arrangement for your Aunt. Who needs permission to stay at someone’s house when you can just hop on our server and have a blast instead? Let the fun begin!