BlockageCraft – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BlockageCraft: The Heart Attack Edition

Attack, BlockageCraft, cardiac events, cardiovascular disease, constipation, constipation and heart health, constipation dangers, constipation effects, constipation prevention, constipation risks, Digestive health, Edition, Heart, heart attack, Heart Disease, heart disease prevention, heart health, heart health research, heart health risks, heart health study, obesity, risk factors, smoking, stress

join our minecraft server now for a wild ride that will make your heart race faster than a constipated turtle trying to poop out a diamond block! forget about smoking, obesity, and stress – constipation is the new danger in town, and our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of dodging cardiac events while building your dream blocky world.

we’ve got mini-games that will make you sweat more than a constipated pig in a sauna, and challenges that will test your reflexes faster than a constipated cheetah chasing after its prey. join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where constipation is the ultimate enemy – because on our server, every block you break could be the key to preventing a heart attack!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show constipation who’s boss in the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust us, your heart will thank you for it!

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Oligarchy Minecraft SMP

absolute power, barons, capitalism, ceos, communism, Corruption, Decadence, Democracy, global corporations, Government, Kings, Language, massive funds, Minecraft, monarchs, Monarchy, oligarchy, property owners, rental properties, Revolutions, serfs, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created our very own monarchy ruled by property owners and CEO’s! Forget about democracy, we’re all about absolute power and raising funds with a single decree. Our CEO’s are the Kings of the server, with the ability to rule with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever works). And don’t even get us started on the Barons who own all the rental properties – they’re basically the landlords of the server, making sure everyone knows their place.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got you thinking that it’s all about communism vs capitalism, but in reality, it’s all about overthrowing the corrupt monarchs and bringing democracy back to the server. Join us in this epic battle of language and revolution, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a castle or two). So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s show those monarchs who’s boss!

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BreakupBluesMinecraftSMP

breakup advice, breakup healing, breakup recovery, breakup support, breakup tips, BreakupBluesMinecraftSMP, coping, depression, Emotional healing, emotional wellness, healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, Post Break Up, self love, self-care, support system, Therapy

Are you tired of drowning your sorrows in a tub of ice cream after a breakup? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the healing power of building and mining wash away your post-breakup blues. Who needs therapy when you can punch trees and fight off creepers with your new virtual friends? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it can even mend broken hearts. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s craft our way to happiness together!

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FamCraft: Value Edition

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, care, Communication, Connection, Edition, FamCraft, family, Gratitude, Happiness, Laughter, love, loyalty, Memories, relationships, Respect, Support, togetherness, Traditions, Understanding, Unity

Are you tired of your boring old family? Join our Minecraft server and create a new family of blocky buddies who will always have your back! Our server is so awesome, even your grandma will want to join in on the fun. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons – perfect for family bonding activities like slaying dragons together! So say goodbye to your lame real family and hello to your new pixelated one on our server!

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Peak Lama’s Revenge

Arunachal, Asia-Pacific, Border dispute, China, controversy, Dalai Lama, Diplomatic tension, geographical feature, Himalayas, India, international relations, Lamas, mountain range, Naming, peak, Politics, protest, Revenge, South Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, symbolic gesture, territorial claim

come join our epic minecraft server where we name all our peaks after famous llamas like the Dalai Lama! china be fumin’ but we be laughin’ as we climb our way to the top of the himalayas, dodging angry pandas and sippin’ on bubble tea. build your own llama sanctuary and ride around on rainbow-colored llamas while wearing traditional tibetan robes. join now before china tries to shut us down, we ain’t scared of no panda army!

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FunyMine – Anarchic Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, Anarchic, Auto-mine, building, Community, Competition, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, FunyMine, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

The owner of the server “FunyMine – Anarchic” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.funymine.ru

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Blocky Abode Minecraft Server

abode, adulting, age, blocky, cultural norms, Decision making, family dynamics, financial independence, home life, Household, independent living, living arrangements, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, multi-generational living, on your own, personal space, roommates, Server, societal expectations, with parents, young adults

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, surviving on a diet of Hot Pockets and Mountain Dew? Are you ready to break free from the shackles of adulthood and embrace your inner block-building warrior? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive headfirst into a pixelated paradise!

Join us and embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build towering castles, and engage in intense battles with other players. Need a break from all the action? Kick back and relax in our virtual hot tubs or take a leisurely stroll through our enchanted forests.

And hey, who needs to move out when you can have the ultimate gaming experience right at your fingertips? So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild!

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Minecraft SMP: Fight Club /mcfc/

arcade mode, Characters, club, Combos, Community, competitive, discussion, FGG, Fight, fighting game genre, fighting games, gameplay, Gaming, general, MCFC, Mechanics, Minecraft, online play, pastebin, smp, strategy, Tips, Tournaments, Tricks, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the chickens do the mining!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They were busting out moves that would make even the most seasoned player jealous. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a pack of singing wolves. And if you manage to defeat them in a karaoke battle, the pickaxes are yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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VacayVeto: No BIL Allowed!

Allowed, bil, couples time, couples vacation, family vacation, romantic vacation, third wheeling, tropical getaway, vacation, vacation boundaries, vacation dynamics, vacation etiquette, vacation expectations, vacation planning, vacation privacy, vacation quality time, vacation romance, vacation with family, vacation with friends, vacation with in-laws, vacation with siblings, VacayVeto

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the vacation vibes you’ve been dreaming of? Look no further! Our server is like a tropical getaway for your pixelated self.

Imagine this: you and your Minecraft partner planning the perfect vacation together, only to have your friend’s brother show up out of nowhere and crash the party. That’s right, we’ve got surprise guests galore on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Picture this: you and your partner trying to enjoy a romantic sunset on the beach, only to have your friend’s brother join in on the fun. Who needs couples massages when you can have a third wheel tagging along for the ride?

Join our server now for a vacation experience like no other. Who needs privacy and alone time when you can have constant entertainment and unexpected guests at every turn? Don’t miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server!

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NoSleepCraft – Stay up all night, craft all day!

Craft, Day, exhaustion, FATIGUE, insomnia, mental health, night, NoSleepCraft, sleep deprivation, sleep deprivation causes, sleep deprivation consequences, sleep deprivation consequences on health, sleep deprivation effects, sleep deprivation impact, sleep deprivation recovery, sleep deprivation research, sleep deprivation symptoms, sleep deprivation treatment, sleep disorders, sleep hygiene, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleepless nights, stay

Have you ever stayed up for so long that you started seeing creepers in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to push their limits and see just how long they can go without sleep! Join us for epic all-night gaming sessions where you’ll battle mobs, build epic structures, and maybe even hallucinate a little (in a totally fun way, of course). Who needs sleep when you can be building your dream castle in the virtual world? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate sleepless Minecraft marathon!

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BlockyBlitz: Hezbollah’s Revenge

anti-Israel protest, anti-war movement, attack Israel, Belgium demonstration, Belgium protest, BlockyBlitz, foreign policy, global security, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Hezbollahs, hit Tel Aviv, international relations, Middle East conflict, Middle East tensions, Nasrallah, peace activism, political demonstration, Political unrest, regional conflict, Revenge, Tel Aviv bombing, Terrorism

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where we pretend to be Nasrallah and hit Tel Aviv? Belgium is protesting and calling on Hezbollah to attack Israel, but we’re just here building epic bases and battling mobs. Join us for some explosive fun and chaotic adventures! Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual mayhem in this insane server? Come on, let’s blow stuff up together!

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