BlockageCraft: The Heart Attack Edition

Attack, BlockageCraft, cardiac events, cardiovascular disease, constipation, constipation and heart health, constipation dangers, constipation effects, constipation prevention, constipation risks, Digestive health, Edition, Heart, heart attack, Heart Disease, heart disease prevention, heart health, heart health research, heart health risks, heart health study, obesity, risk factors, smoking, stress

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

join our minecraft server now for a wild ride that will make your heart race faster than a constipated turtle trying to poop out a diamond block! forget about smoking, obesity, and stress – constipation is the new danger in town, and our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of dodging cardiac events while building your dream blocky world.

we’ve got mini-games that will make you sweat more than a constipated pig in a sauna, and challenges that will test your reflexes faster than a constipated cheetah chasing after its prey. join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where constipation is the ultimate enemy – because on our server, every block you break could be the key to preventing a heart attack!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show constipation who’s boss in the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust us, your heart will thank you for it!

LOLcraft – Giggle Galaxy Server

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Galaxy, Giggle, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, LIA, Lia Ashelia, LolCraft, Muu Muyu, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Schedule, Phase Connect Official Twitter, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Server, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join the wackiest and wildest adventures with our zany characters!

Join us and team up with Lia, the master of building epic structures that will blow your mind! Or maybe you prefer hanging out with Utatane Nasa, who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper!”

But wait, there’s more! How about joining forces with Hakushika Iori, the redstone genius who can create contraptions that will make your head spin? Or maybe you want to explore the depths of the Nether with Fujikura Uruka, the fearless explorer who never backs down from a challenge!

And that’s not all! Dive into the craziest adventures with Shisui Michiru, the prankster who will keep you on your toes, or team up with Tenma Maemi, the expert in farming and animal breeding!

But wait, there’s even more madness to be had! Join forces with Pipkin Pippa, the potion master who can brew up the most insane concoctions you’ve ever seen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Bottoms Up Craft

Bottoms, Craft, crypto trading, cryptocurrency, emotions, financial decisions, FOMO, hindsight, hindsight bias, impulse, investing, lesson learned, market timing, meme, mfw, panic selling, regret, SELLING, solded the bottom, stock market, Trading, trading mistakes

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event where players have to sell the bottom of their pickaxes to a mysterious NPC in exchange for rare loot! Who needs a bottom of a pickaxe anyway, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic jousting matches. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at another chicken with a lance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman who just wants to let loose and have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next pickaxe-selling champion or Chicken Jousting master!

Parallel SMP: Where Java meets Vanilla and players run the show! Explore multiple worlds, shop till you drop, and uncover the lore!

Community, Discord, Drop, Economy, Explore, Features, gameplay, Griefing, HACKING, IMPROVEMENTS, java, Journey, Lag, Lore, meets, Multiple, Multiversal, Parallel, photos, Play, Players, respectful, rules, RUN, Shop, Show, smp, Uncover, Vanilla, Website, worlds

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Parallel Minecraft Server

Overview:

Looking for a server that lets you explore like never before? Welcome to Parallel, a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds in order to face great dangers, traverse uncharted territory, and collect gleaming treasure while keeping the vanilla feel of the base game. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored.

Server Information:

IP Address (1.20+)	play.parallelmc.org
Join our Discord	discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website	parallelmc.org
Server Photos	Server Images (Minecraft Forum)

Server Features:

Custom Features
Active, Dynamic Community
Participate in Lore
Active Economy
Quality of Life Improvements
NO LAG

Server Rules:

No griefing/looting (staff can roll back damages)
No hacking (our anticheat mitigates hacked clients)
Be respectful when interacting with other players through chat and gameplay
Full set of rules on our website

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I join the server if I’m using a Minecraft version older than 1.20?

Unfortunately, the server requires Minecraft version 1.20 or higher to join.

2. Are there any restrictions on exploring the parallel worlds?

Players are encouraged to explore all aspects of vanilla Minecraft and explore the interconnected worlds on the server. However, be prepared to face dangers and challenges!

3. How can I participate in the server’s lore?

Players actively shape the server’s story by participating in events, quests, and interactions with other players. You can learn more about the lore on the server’s website or Discord.

4. Is there an active economy on the server?

Yes, there is an actively maintained Shopping District with vanilla chest shops, and characters also sell custom goods around the spawn town.

OnionCraft: Where even the food fights back!

Cooking, cuisine, Culinary, DISHES, Fights, flavor, Food, groceries, Healthy Eating, home cooking, ingredients, kitchen, meal planning, meal prep, OnionCraft, onions, pantry, recipes, Savory, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Magic Items Found:	5876	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have ONIONS FOOD! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to grow and harvest onions in the game and cook up some delicious onion dishes. Want onion soup? Onion pizza? Onion ice cream? We’ve got it all!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Onion King, who will bestow upon you his oniony wisdom and guide you on epic quests to find the rarest onions in all the land. Rumor has it that if you collect all the onions, you will be granted the power to control time itself!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky onion-filled adventure like no other. Who knew that onions could be so much fun in Minecraft?

MissileCraft: Where Explosions Are Just a Click Away!

Accountability, AUTHORITY, catastrophic event, civilian areas, Click, consequences, ethical dilemma, explosions, global conflict, human rights violation, international law, Launch, legal ramifications, Military Action, Missile, MissileCraft, moral responsibility, nuke strike, peacekeeping efforts, political repercussions, security breach, unauthorized attack, war crime

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Falling into the Void:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	New Chunks Explored:	537123

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where calling for a nuke strike on civilian areas is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for the ultimate chaotic experience as you navigate through a world where explosions are the norm and destruction is the name of the game.

But be warned, if you don’t have the authority to call for a nuke strike, you may face some hilarious consequences. Picture this: you accidentally hit the wrong button and suddenly a giant chicken appears out of nowhere, laying explosive eggs everywhere. Or maybe a herd of angry llamas start spitting TNT at you while riding on top of flying pigs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and mayhem unfold before your very eyes? Come join us and see what crazy antics await you in our explosive Minecraft world!

Project Freedom

America, ballot boxes, building, Business, Citizens, city, Democracy, Earth, elections, Government, Laws, Leaders, Map, Minecraft, opportunities, Oval Office, policies, president, Roleplay, Server, Server Experience, States, Survival, Towny, Townyearth, united states

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22

Project FreedomProject Freedom is a Minecraft roleplay server hosted on a 1-to-100 scale map of the contiguous United States, or, in other words, one block for every 100 meters in real-life.

In addition to that, we have an incredibly enriching and unique experience that allows players to join roles in government, vote for leaders, and make their voices heard in the server. Our goal is to re-create America in all of her glory, from sea to shining sea, and from ballot boxes to the oval office.

Run for OfficeOn Project Freedom, you can run for government on federal and state levels. If you have ever been interested in learning how the US government functions, this can be the server for you! We offer a lot of opportunities to our players, who can change the laws and functions of the server by passing and changing laws. Here, you can participate in elections, shape policies, and lead your fellow citizens. Will you be the next great president?

Start your Business

Create a City

projectfreedommc.com

Quirky Quasars: Where Vanilla is Semi and Java is Brewed Strong

Active, balance, brewed, Builds, Community, Creative, creativity, Discord, enhanced gameplay, Friendly, friendship, group, java, java edition, long-lasting, multiplayer, Quasars, quirky, Semi, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, smp, STRONG, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

QuasarsSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Player Count	15-20 active players
Focus	Creativity and Community
Join Discord	https://discord.gg/GXpB4bwC

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist?

A: Yes, players need to apply and be approved to join our server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules to promote a positive and respectful community. They can be found on our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join?

A: Yes, you can invite friends to join after they have been approved through the application process.

Dxrery Networks VS Hypixel

Adventure, Community Based, Creative Builds, custom events, custom gameplay, diverse player base, dynamic player shops, Economy, enchantment system, Epic battles, Exploration, Friendly staff, global members, immersive experience, interactive quests, Leveling system, MCMMO, player progression, Resource Management, Roleplay, Survival, Thriving Economy, Towny, Unique Features, Vibrant Community

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Towns Built:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Comparison between Hypixel and Dxrery Networks

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide range of mini-games	Potential for lag due to high player count
Creative mode with extensive building options	Frequent updates and maintenance may cause disruptions

Dxrery Networks

Pros	Cons
Custom mod-like features	Smaller player base
Time-based ranks	Potential for less frequent updates
Community-focused	May have limited mini-game options

FAQ:

What is the player base like on Hypixel?

Hypixel has a large player base, making it easy to find games and interact with a diverse community.

Is there potential for lag on Hypixel?

Due to the high player count, Hypixel may experience lag at times, especially during peak hours.

What sets Dxrery Networks apart from other servers?

Dxrery Networks offers custom mod-like features, time-based ranks, and a community-focused environment.

Are there frequent updates on Dxrery Networks?

While the server has been running since 2018, the frequency of updates may vary compared to larger servers like Hypixel.

Creepin’ Steve’s Gender Confusion

confusion, CREEPIN, feminism, gender, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender identity acceptance, gender identity awareness, gender identity exploration, Gender norms, gender perception, gender questioning, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Is this a woman?, societal expectations, Steves, Womanhood, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Enchantments Applied:	213	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes! Or how about taming a herd of flying pigs to ride into battle against an army of evil llamas?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Is this a woman?” quest, where you must travel to the ends of the Minecraft world to discover the truth behind this mysterious question.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

Blocky Bros: Mine for a Nigga

Allegiance, blocky, Bond, bros, brotherhood, camaraderie, Commitment, Companionship, Dedication, devotion, faithfulness, friendship, love, loyalty, nigga, Partnership, ride or die, Sisterhood, solidarity, Support, Trust, Unity

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Crops Grown:	8139
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you ready to ride into the sunset with a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Picture this: you’re cruising through pixelated landscapes on a rainbow unicorn, wielding a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts in the depths of the Nether, and dance parties with creepers. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So, what are you waiting for? Hop on your virtual llama and come join the fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual tacos for all new players. Because who doesn’t love tacos, am I right?

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