Blockade Minecraft Servers

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  • GasCraft: Blockade Ukraine

    GasCraft: Blockade Ukraine

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Ukraine halting gas and stuff, like what even is that? We promise you won’t find this level of drama anywhere else, like seriously, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your pants off every time you log on. So come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • StarveCraft: No Food Zone

    StarveCraft: No Food Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, forget about that boring real world news, come join our Minecraft server where we have unlimited virtual food for everyone! We got so much virtual steak and virtual cake, you won’t even remember what real food tastes like. Plus, we have a secret underground farm where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes, so you’ll never go hungry. Join now and save yourself from the UN’s food blockade in northern Gaza…or something like that. Just come play Minecraft with us, it’s way more fun than starving in real life, trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Genie’s Wish Blockade

    Genie’s Wish Blockade

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how aladdin was all like “i wanna be a prince” and then the genie was all like “ok cool” and made him a prince? well, turns out, aladdin accidentally stole other people’s wishes when he made friends with the genie. like, imagine u were just about to wish for a million diamonds or something, and then aladdin comes along and takes that wish for himself. that’s messed up, right?

    but hey, on our server, u can make all the wishes u want without worrying about some sneaky aladdin stealing them from u. we got genies who are way more chill and won’t let anyone mess with ur wishes. plus, we got flying carpets that u can ride around on and explore the craziest worlds u can imagine. u can even team up with ur friends and go on epic quests to find hidden treasures and defeat evil monsters.

    so, like, if u wanna have a magical time and make all the wishes u want without any aladdins getting in ur way, then u gotta join our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a whole new world of fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Carnivores | Bowel Blockade Battle

    Crafty Carnivores | Bowel Blockade Battle

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazee adventures and wild stories? well u gotta join our server! we got a bunch of kewl stuff like flying pigs and talking llamas.

    one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! they ate so much candy they turned into a giant gummy bear! it was so funny, everyone was laughing for days.

    another player built a rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. they survived by wearing a suit made of marshmallows. it was epic!

    so come join us on our server and have the time of ur life! who knows what crazy things will happen next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ExtinctionCraft: Disney’s Blockade Ship

    ExtinctionCraft: Disney’s Blockade Ship

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, imagine disney cruise ship tryna make its way to amsterdam but BAM, extinction rebellion be like “nah fam, you ain’t passin’ through here!” so now they stuck sailin’ around lookin’ for a new route like a lost puppy.

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be sailin’ on a magical journey just like that disney cruise ship, except you won’t get blocked by no rebellions. We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underwater city where Spongebob and Aquaman throw lit parties every weekend.

    So hop on board and let’s set sail on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Or else you’ll end up like that poor disney ship, lost and confused in the middle of nowhere.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BridgeBusterCraft

    BridgeBusterCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, come join our Minecraft server where we reenact epic battles like Ukraine cutting off Russian troops by blowing up the last bridge in Kursk Oblast. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and pixelated characters. Join us for some explosive fun and see if you can survive the chaos. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and treasures. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyJewels Minecraft Server

    CraftyJewels Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun… and maybe watch out for the occasional rogue llama attack. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a massive castle on the server. But little did they know, a group of mischievous villagers had other plans. They banded together and created a blockade around the island, trapping the players inside! Now, it’s up to you to either join forces with the villagers or break free from their clutches.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just watch out for those llamas… they can be quite the troublemakers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GazaBlockParty

    GazaBlockParty

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where anything goes!

    we got so much crazy stuff happening on this server, u wont believe ur eyes! we got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and creepers dancing to disco music. it’s a party 24/7 on this server!

    but wait, there’s more! our admin once fought off a hoard of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a feather. true story! and our mod team can build a castle in under 5 minutes flat. it’s like magic, but better!

    join us now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe. don’t miss out on all the fun, cuz u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GobbleCraft: NoCoopTurkeyWar

    GobbleCraft: NoCoopTurkeyWar

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got turkey blocks, nato, israel, and, like, a whole lotta drama goin’ on. you wanna join cuz, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of this crazy mess, amirite? come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got, like, unlimited turkey blocks for building cool stuff. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get this party started, yo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VenezuelaCraft: EU Blockade

    VenezuelaCraft: EU Blockade

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, totally blocking each other from making a unified statement on Venezuela’s election? i know, right? it’s like a whole drama going on in the virtual world. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join us for some epic trolling and political shenanigans. who needs peace and unity when you can have chaos and mayhem? come join the madness, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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