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  • Cherry Block SMP: Elevate Your Minecraft Adventure

    Cherry Block SMP: Elevate Your Minecraft Adventure

    Cherry Block Minecraft Server

    Key Features Collaborative gameplay
    Gameplay Mechanics Premium quality of life modifications
    Community Aspects Vibrant and welcoming community
    Server IP cherryblock.org
    Bedrock Port 25565

    Our server remains almost 24/7 operational, ensuring non-stop excitement. Join our community, thriving since 2019, on our Discord server. Let’s create unforgettable memories together!

    Elevate your Minecraft experience. Choose Cherry Block.

    FAQ

    Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, there is no room for griefing or stealing on Cherry Block.

    Are hacking or cheating tolerated?

    No, there is zero tolerance for hacking or cheating on our server.

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  • Skyland Quests – Skyblock

    Skyland Quests – Skyblock

    Skyland Skyblock

    This is Skyland Skyblock, a tough skyblock server with 80+ custom tasks. The server keeps things pretty basic, just like regular skyblock. Custom tasks give you the stuff you need to move forward. Can you finish all the tasks?

    135.148.5.61

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  • HappyBlock Beta | Join Now!

    HappyBlock Beta | Join Now!

    HappyBlock Minecraft Server

    Welcome to HappyBlock, a new Minecraft survival server that’s perfect for players of all ages! Join us for a fun community, cool events, and special features that make your gameplay even better.

    Join the Beta!
    We’re getting ready to open our doors soon, and you can be one of the first to try out HappyBlock! Join our Discord to be part of the beta and help us make the server even more awesome.

    Get ready to build, bond, and have a blast!

    Stay tuned for more updates!

    play.happyblock.net

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  • Block Your Regrets Server

    Block Your Regrets Server

    Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server in the multiverse! Are you tired of the same old survival grind? Ever wish you could craft a diamond sword using a penguin’s tears? Well, here, dreams come true—sort of! Join us and unleash the most absurd adventures imaginable!

    Regret #1: Not Riding a Creeper into Battle
    Remember that time you almost became the hero of your own epic saga, but instead you just cowered in a hole until morning? Forget that! Here, you can saddle up on a creeper and charge into battle like a true warrior. Sure, you might explode, but isn’t that just a dramatic character arc?

    Regret #2: Missing Out on Alien Invasions
    Do you sometimes ponder your life choices while staring at the night sky? Ever wished you had taken that UFO abduction a bit more seriously? Join us and experience nightly light shows featuring actual flying saucers and intergalactic mobs. Who knows? You might even make a few extraterrestrial friends—just watch out for their probing!

    Regret #3: Not Harnessing the Power of Food
    Why settle for regular meat when you can have pizza-flavored diamonds? Yes, that’s a thing here! Your crafting table will be overflowing with ridiculous recipes that use every type of food imaginable. Ever tried forging a sword out of spaghetti? In this server, you can, and it’s fabulous for slicing through the crustiest mobs!

    Regret #4: Not Having a Pet Dinosaur
    Let’s be real, who wouldn’t want a pet T-Rex? On this server, not only can you ride one, but they also fetch your soul when you die! Don’t worry about those pesky chunks—our dinosaurs can literally eat any enemies that stand in your way. Just be prepared to clean up after them… the bioscience of cleaning dino poop is still a work in progress!

    Regret #5: Missing Out on Epic Server-wide Pranks
    Ever regret not being the ultimate prankster at school? Here, you can trap your friends in blocks of ice or cover their entire base with a mountain of slime. The twist? It’s all fun and games until someone accidentally spawns a herd of angry llamas. Will you be a creative genius or just a chaotic force of nature? The choice is yours!

    Join us on this insane, absurd, and utterly ridiculous Minecraft server where your biggest regret will be that you didn’t sign up sooner! Craft. Conquer. Chaos. Let’s turn your Minecraft experience into an unforgettable legend!

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  • CuteCraft: Smile Block Party!

    CuteCraft: Smile Block Party!

    🌟🌈 Welcome to the most totally legitimate Minecraft server where unicorns deliver pizza to your blocky doorstep and every Tuesday is officially declared "Frog Day!" 🐸🎉

    ✨ Join us for epic adventures where you can battle ferocious llamas wearing top hats while they try to steal your prized diamond pickaxe. Legends say that if you defeat the llama, it’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: No one has ever seen a llama grant a wish, but we can’t rule it out!) 🌟🦙💎

    🏰 Ever wanted to build a castle made entirely of enchanted jellybeans? Here, your dreams can become a gooey reality! You can summon ghost builders who will totally ignore the blueprints but create amazing banana-shaped towers instead. 🍌🏰 Expect nothing less than total chaos wrapped in sugary sweetness!

    🔮 Join now and discover the enchanted cave where every hour is ‘Magma Time!’ No, you won’t actually turn into lava. Just beware of the fiery cupcakes that explode when you bite into them! 🎂💥 They’re delicious, just maybe a little messy…

    🌲 Want to farm cotton candy trees? We’ve got those! Just don’t forget to water them with soda because plain old water is for… like, not awesome people. 😎🍭

    👀 You might even spot our resident mythical creature, Sir Potato the Brave, who is on a quest to find the lost treasure of the Noodle Kings. Legend has it, whoever finds it will be crowned the Spaghetti Sovereign. 🍝👑

    💥 Join our Minecraft server today and you just might find your new best friend, a pixelated squirrel named Waldo who doles out quirky quests like “Assign the perfect dance moves to a creeper in a disco club.” 🕺💚 The thrill awaits!

    Wait, what’s something insignificant but cute that made you smile today? Well, we promise there will be plenty of smiles (and a sprinkle of madness) waiting for you here! 🥳✨

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  • "Minecraft Server: Block Party Crashers"

    "Minecraft Server: Block Party Crashers"

    Welcome to the Incomprehensible Realm of Block Madness!

    Are you ready to step into a dimension where sanity is but a whisper lost in the pixelated void? Join us while we swirl through flaming tornadoes of confusion and ride the unicycles of unreason! Here, we mine not for diamonds, but for the essence of existence! Can you feel it? No? Exactly!

    Server Features That Will Make You Question Reality!

    Feature Digits of Confusion Mood Shift Level
    Endless Lava Pits 27 million ENTITY NOT FOUND 49% cat meme
    Flying Pigs with Unicorn Horns 0, as they already flew away Wobbly happiness
    Inverted Gravity Zones 1 potato & 6 wisdom teeth Confused octopus
    The Great Wall of Infinite Regrets ∞ & don’t forget to ask Grandma 75% existential dread
    Nightmares in Pixel Form Only in the darkness! Fearful llama

    Player Testimonials (What Even?)

    “My sandwich insisted on becoming a creeper. I don’t know why.” – Unknown

    “The cows taught me quantum physics but I still can’t solve a Rubik’s cube.” – Anonymous

    “If I knew pixelated frogs could fly, I would’ve taken up knitting sooner.” – Someone Lost in the Code

    “Bananas with hats chase me in my dreams, and now I have to build a monument!” – A Definite Player

    Join Us or Be Forever Entangled in Melon Logic!

    Windmills of confusion await! If you come, bring your wildest dreams and empty promises. Don’t forget to feed the invisible llamas and make sure all your socks are mismatched before logging in. The time is nigh, the blocks are shaking, and I can hear the shadows whispering your name, or maybe it’s just my neighbor’s cat. Either way, prepare for the bananas!

    WARNING: Do Not Question the Immutable Nature of This Server!

    Should you decide to engage in logical thought, there may be consequences… like understanding reality. Remember: Reality has limitations. But here? Limitations are more like suggestions! Jump into the void and let the chaos consume you… or else.

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  • Block & Roll: Life Advice SMP

    Block & Roll: Life Advice SMP
    Yo, listen up fam! You wanna get your life turned upside down and inside out like a bad rollercoaster? Then you gotta join our totally radical Minecraft SMP! 🐷✨

    First off, let me tell you about Jerry. Jerry was like, a totally normal Steve just mining his business in the blocky plains. One day, he fell into a lava pit while chasing a chicken, and guess what? He found a diamond! But not just any diamond, it was cursed by a haunted pig that only speaks in emojis! 🐖💀💎 Now, Jerry’s the king of emoji conversations and has a throne made of enchanted stone that levitates. So you see, life-changing things happen here if you just step into this pixelated wonderland!

    Oh, and did I mention the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood puppy? YUP! The legends are true! One day, my friend Kyle, who was wearing a full set of diamond armor that was actually just a bunch of shiny blocks glued together with chewed gum (gross, I know), decided to pet it. Next thing we knew, they were doing a dance-off and the dragon became Kyle’s pet! Now they’re running their own dance studio in the End dimension. Enroll now or forever be a noob!

    But WAIT, there’s more! Our SMP is hosted by actual sentient bees that love to sing pop songs while you gather resources! It’s like Minecraft meets karaoke night every time you mine, chop trees, or fish! 🐝🎤 Did I mention the bees also offer life advice? I got some real gems from them about love and how to craft a perfect cake with 300% more frosting. So, who needs therapy when you can just chat with bees and get some deep-fried wisdom?

    And speaking of cake, our server has a secret drug operation where we distribute cake like drugs but legal, of course. You get cake for free if you bring us weird items like a block of dirt that’s seen too much or a helmet made of potatoes. We’re basically a full-on bakery mafia, and you can be our newest recruit! 🤷‍♂️🍰💊

    In conclusion, if you’re tired of your mundane life, bored of your 2D existence, or like, looking for a place where anything is possible (like roleplaying as a potato who thinks it’s the reincarnation of Elvis), then seriously JUST JOIN US! We have everything: drama, adventure, life lessons from bees, and even a legendary game of “Minecraft Olympics” where the gold medal is a golden apple that gives you the power to be a chicken for a day! 🥇🍏🐣

    So grab your pickaxe, slap on a smile, and dive into the most chaotic, life-altering Minecraft experience that your brain can’t handle. We promise you’ll never want to log off… or maybe you will, but probably because you’re too busy hugging your lava-pit diamond! Rock on! 🤘💎

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  • Puff Daddy’s Baby Block Party

    Puff Daddy’s Baby Block Party
    so like, you know how sometimes you just wanna play Minecraft but you also wanna learn about weird science stuff? well, do we have the server for you! join us and you’ll unlock the secrets of genetic links to smoking in pregnancy. we even have a special potion that lets you experience what it’s like to be a male fetus affected by smoking in the womb. it’s like virtual reality but way more messed up. so come on, join us and let’s get weird with science in Minecraft!

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  • Life’s a Block: Minecraft SMP

    Life’s a Block: Minecraft SMP

    🎮 Hey fellow block enthusiasts! Are you tired of your vanilla Minecraft server where the only drama is who forgot to bring the diamond pickaxe to the creeper fight? Well, buckle up your diamond helmets because this SMP is INSAAAANE! 🏰✨

    First off, did you know that on our server, villagers have unionized?! That’s right! They are demanding better trading rates and now you have to barter with them in ancient runes. Yep, I hope you remembered your runestone language skills because if you mess up, they’ll summon a Herobrine upon your house! 😱👻

    Oh, and get this! At midnight, there’s a hidden ritual where you can summon a dragon just to argue with it about pizza toppings — yes, I’m talking pineapple on pizza! If you lose the argument, it breathes fire on you, and guess what? You have to respawn as a chicken! 🐔🤣 Now THAT’S what I call a clucking good time!

    Also, our server has an EXPLODING END CITY! 🎇💥 No, seriously! It blows up every time you open a chest, so if you value your life (and stuff), you better bring a strong plea to the Enderman next door who happens to be a licensed therapist. I heard he gives discounts for those with commitment issues to their crafting tables. 🤷‍♂️🪓

    And wait for it… after you build your first house, it magically turns into a TARDIS! But here’s the juicy bit: EVERY SINGLE DAY it teleports you to a RANDOM dimension! One day you’re chilling on a floating platform with llamas wearing sunglasses, and the next you’re in a lava pool having a philosophical debate with a mooshroom! 🧙‍♂️🍄

    And don’t even get me started on our Sustainable Cactus Farm initiative! 🌵🌍 We’re the only server in Minecraft history to have the first-ever cactus-powered rollercoaster. But watch out! If you scream too loud while riding, it will blast you off into the Panda Dimension, where the pandas challenge you to a dance-off! 💃🐼 The stakes? Your entire inventory!

    TL;DR: Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life, where logic doesn’t exist, villagers can be your HR department, and the Ender Dragon holds the best pizza debates. Who needs sanity when you’ve got exploding loot, dimension hopping, and cactus rollercoasters?! Let’s get blocky! 🤪🤜🤛

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  • Block Buddies: Coworker Quest!

    Block Buddies: Coworker Quest!

    Welcome to the most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Here, you won’t just make blocks; you’ll build bonds stronger than diamond! Ever wonder how to forge friendships with your coworkers? Well, in this blocky universe, we’ve found the secret sauce!

    1. Coworker Chicken Wars: Forget awkward small talk over coffee; battle it out in epic Chicken Wars! What’s a coworker who can’t dodge a chicken cannon barrage? Nothing! Only the bravest—or most clucking ridiculous—players will earn their coworkers’ respect and unlock the coveted “Clucking Champion” title. And yes, you get a glittery chicken statue to flaunt at the next office party.

    2. Office Supplies Survival Challenge: Ever wanted to know who can craft the world’s first stapler sword? On this server, we throw the most intense crafting competitions! The loser has to wear a cardboard box with “I’m the stapler of the team” written on it during Zoom calls. Totally worth the laughs and potential viral moments!

    3. Haunted Break Room: We’ve got a spooky break room that’s home to the ghost of the “Lost Coffee Pot.” Legend says it roams the server, leaving behind enchanted coffee beans. If you can team up with your coworkers to capture its spirit, you’ll unlock the mystical “Caffeine Consume” ability, granting you speed while chiseling away at your blocky tasks (and also a free Starbucks gift card!).

    4. The Great Pixelated Potluck: Instead of the usual office lunches where everyone silently munches, we embark on potluck parties that turn into pixelated feasts! Bring your finest crafted food items (Giant Cake of Doom, anyone?) to impress your coworkers, who’ll rate your culinary creations. Beware: Bad food could lead to the Revenge of the Enchanted Pigs looking for vengeance!

    5. Daily Job Quests like You’ve Never Seen: Complete outrageous daily job quests like “Build a Sky Office” or “Terminate the Evil Spreadsheet Monster,” and collect coins to trade for exclusive in-game office memorabilia—think “World’s Okayest Employee” trophies and pixelated business cards!

    So, if you’re tired of mundane 9-to-5s and want to rewrite the rulebook on workplace friendships, hop onto the wildest Minecraft server out there! We promise your coworkers will never look at each other the same way again—unless it’s with a sincere sense of blocky camaraderie… or fear!

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