lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing dying is your enemies, not innocent children like in Ontario’s messed up care system. every 3 days a child dies there, but on our server, you can respawn as many times as you want! plus, our admins are like guardian angels, always watching over you and making sure you’re safe from griefers and hackers. so come on, join us and experience the thrill of survival in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds!
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CraftyKidsCare: Where every block counts!
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Flexi-Mem Block Party
so, like, imagine this, right? u join this minecraft server and u suddenly have, like, this robust memory of a previous event, but, get this, it prevents u from forming new flexible memories! crazy, right? it’s all because of this newly discovered thing in mice, like, some neuronal mechanism in the hippocampus or whatever. but, like, who cares about all that science stuff when u can join our server and have the most insane time ever! come join us and experience the wackiest adventures in minecraft history! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!
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Block Bacteria’s Resistance
come join our epic minecraft server where we battle against evil bacteria trying to take over the world! we have crazy potions and weapons to defeat them, like the legendary Antibiotic Sword and the Antibacterial Shield. our researchers are constantly coming up with new strategies to stop the bacteria in their tracks, so you never know what kind of adventure you’ll embark on next. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. join us now and help save the world from the dreaded resistant bacteria!
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Putin’s Block Party
so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that we got connections with putin himself. yea, that’s right, we’re like besties with the big man in russia.when u join our server, u basically become part of putin’s inner circle. he sends u gifts, like diamond swords and enchanted armor. and if u ever need help in the game, he’s just a chat message away.
plus, all the other players on the server are world leaders too. imagine playing minecraft with trump, kim jong un, and merkel. it’s like a virtual united nations meeting, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring speeches.
so, if u wanna be part of this exclusive club, join our server now. putin is waiting for u to show off ur building skills and conquer the virtual world together. #putinsminecraftcrew
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MaliciousSMP
Welcome to Malicious SMP, where Minecraft gets a thrilling upgrade! Discover a server packed with awesome features—secure your land, engage in epic trades, and explore a vibrant world with endless adventures. With interactive elements and seamless gameplay, your experience is smooth and exciting. Dive in, join the fun, and see how we turn every block into a new thrill!
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Block Party Craze
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz at sum point we gonna start finding MASSIVE LEGO collections at estate sales. like, imagine u mining in da game and u stumble upon a secret cave full of LEGOS! u can build ur own lego castle in minecraft, how epic is dat? plus, rumor has it dat there’s a secret underground lego city on dis server where u can trade legos for diamonds. join now and be part of da lego madness, u won’t regret it!
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Pixel Princesses vs Block Bros
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and diamonds raining from the sky. plus, we have a secret club where only the coolest players can hang out and trade rare items.oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by ghost creepers who leave behind diamond blocks instead of exploding? it’s like, totally spooky but also super awesome.
also, rumor has it that if you build a house out of enchanted golden apples, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and endless treasure.
so, like, come join our server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!
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Down Under Block Party: the Land of Kangaroos and Creepers! 1.21+ Only, Mate!
Minecraft Server Information
IP mc.aus.gg Server Location Sydney, Australia Discord invite link Join Discord Apply here Apply Now Overview
The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based, providing a safe environment for players to build and interact.
The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some quality of life features. Players can enjoy the latest version of Minecraft with added teleports, trading features, and grief protection.
Features
- The server runs the latest version of Minecraft
- Preserves most vanilla game mechanics
- Player shops for trading with diamonds as currency
- Teleport commands for easy exploration
- Land-claiming system for protection
- Multiple worlds with no plans for full reset
- Part of a growing network with a creative server
- External community resources like livestreams and Discord
Rules
- Don’t be a dick
- No griefing
- No spamming
- Be respectful
- Don’t swear excessively
- No hacking or exploits
- No ban evasion
- Use common sense
FAQ
Can anyone join the server?
No, the server is whitelisted and requires an application to join.
Are there any server resets planned?
There are no plans for a full reset of the main worlds.
What currency is used for trading in player shops?
Diamonds are used as currency within player shops.
Is griefing allowed on the server?
No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in removal from the community.
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ZumaCraft: Love at First Block
lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got jacob zuma’s daughter bout to become the 16th wife of the eswatini king FOR LOVE. like bruh, that’s some crazy soap opera drama right there. u can bet there’s gonna be some wild wedding parties on the server, with llamas and pigs in tuxedos and everything. plus, rumor has it that the king’s 15 other wives are all gonna be playing on the server too, so u know it’s gonna be lit. come join us for the most scandalous and hilarious minecraft experience of ur life. #teamjacobzumadaughter #16thwifegoals #minecraftroyalty
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Hubcraft: Where Minecraft goals are as realistic as finding a block of coal in a mountain made of diamond.
Hubcraft Minecraft Server Overview:
Server Info Fabric Java 1.21.* Vanilla Tweaks + Dynmap 24/7 server uptime Discord community + basic moderation & support NO pay to win or paid elements (100% free) Our Goal:
We’d like to build a small community of Minecraft players that can get a unique experience outside of single player gameplay. The server is inspired by the YT series Hermitcraft, a popular SMP that reflects what we want to achieve within Hubcraft.Why Fabric?
We use a variety of mods to improve the stability of the server and help moderate if anything goes South. Additionally players can install and use mods such as Simple Voice Chat, Free Cam, Litematica and others.How to Join + Some Housekeeping:
– 17+
– Mature friendly attitude
– Experienced Minecraft player
If this all sounds up your alley please join our discord where you’ll find more info, the whitelist application and hopefully an enjoyable Minecraft server:
Join Hubcraft DiscordFrequently Asked Questions:
Question Answer How long has the Hubcraft Server been running? The Hubcraft Server has been running for approximately 3 years. Is the server 24/7? Yes, the server has 24/7 uptime. Are there any paid elements on the server? No, the server is 100% free with no pay-to-win elements. What mods are used on the server? The server uses Fabric Java 1.21.* along with Vanilla Tweaks and Dynmap. How can I join the Hubcraft Server? To join, you must be 17+, have a mature friendly attitude, and be an experienced Minecraft player. Join the Discord for more information and the whitelist application.