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  • Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

    Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

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    so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Elon’sCraft: The Billionaire’s Block

    Elon’sCraft: The Billionaire’s Block

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where Elon Musk is not just a tech genius, but also a mastermind controlling everything in the virtual world! Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind Elon’s secret plans to take over the Minecraft universe with his army of cybernetic sheep and rocket-powered pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Elon has hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams in the depths of our server. From diamond-encrusted pickaxes to golden apples that grant you superpowers, you never know what you might stumble upon in this crazy world.

    So come on, join us and witness the epic battle between Elon and his arch-nemesis, Jeff Bezos, as they fight for control of the server. Will you align yourself with the Musk empire or join forces with the Bezos rebellion? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more thrilling and absurd Minecraft experience anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Senescent Block Party

    Senescent Block Party

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got ganglioside-based immune checkpoints dat let senescent cells sneak past da immune system like ninjas in da night! u can be an immortal senescent cell dat never gets kicked out cuz our checkpoints are da bomb diggity. join us and be forever young in dis wack minecraft world where age is just a number and immortality is da name of da game. come on, what u waitin’ for? join now and live forever in our ganglioside paradise!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Translucent Block Party

    Translucent Block Party

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the creepers dance to dubstep all day long. why join? well let me tell ya, our server is run by a bunch of llamas who are secretly aliens in disguise. they will take you on wild adventures to the moon and back, where you can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle evil zombie chickens.

    plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where you can boogie with skeletons and party with endermen. we also have a giant floating castle made entirely of cheese, because why not?

    so come on down to our wacky minecraft server and join the fun! just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re not as cute as they seem.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PricyPixels – Worth Every Block!

    PricyPixels – Worth Every Block!

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold, and fighting off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick.

    Our exclusive membership may be expensive, but trust us when we say it is worth every penny. Not only will you gain access to secret treasure chests filled with rare loot, but you’ll also be granted the power to summon a herd of explosive sheep to wreak havoc on your enemies.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be treated to weekly events such as the Great Pig Race, where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through a treacherous obstacle course. And let’s not forget about our legendary staff members, who are rumored to have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling flaming swords.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • 10MilCraft: Israel’s Block Party

    10MilCraft: Israel’s Block Party

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    omg u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like da population of israel but in minecraft players. we gonna hit 10 million before 2025, just like israel. imagine all da chaos and fun of trying to fit dat many people in one server, it’s gonna be a wild ride. plus, we got special events like the great potato war where u gotta fight for control of the potato kingdom. join now before it’s too late, u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Block Party: NIMBYs Beware!

    Block Party: NIMBYs Beware!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like dat 2010 law in France dat forced peeps to merge towns, but instead of buildings, we building up mad houses and shizz! NIMBYs ain’t got no power here, so u can build all da houses u want without no haters tryna stop u. Plus, we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like it’s a rave party up in here. So come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server be off da chain, yo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Block Bodega

    Block Bodega

    New Minecraft Servers

    Block Bodega – Fresh Map

    Block Bodega’s Minecraft server is perfect for the casual player, our community welcomes all and encourages you to join our Discord Server! We have an active VC most nights and host movie nights occasionally! Our community is made up of mostly Americans and Europeans (average age ~19) with a laid back team of moderators, so take a break from work or school and hang out at the Bodega!

    We like to keep things simple on the Minecraft server, this means a mostly vanilla experience, so no teleports or claims. Our plug ins are made up of vanilla tweaks, so nothing too outlandish (most plug ins are for admin purposes)! Our Rules are simple: No Stealing, No Griefing, No Hacking!

    Block Bodega values building a community and we strongly encourage building near spawn and interacting with other players <3

    THIS IS NOT YOUR SINGLE PLAYER WORLD!!! WE ARE SELF HOSTED WITH 16GBs DEDOTADED WAM HOSTED ON 7 STOLEN LAPTOPS.

    JOIN THE SERVER: kauzmic.xyz

    JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/K9ByMKkJ9s

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are there any rules on the server? No Stealing, No Griefing, No Hacking
    What kind of community is on Block Bodega? A mix of Americans and Europeans, with an average age of ~19
    What are the server specifications? Self-hosted with 16GBs of RAM, hosted on 7 stolen laptops

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Cherry Block

    Cherry Block

    New Minecraft Servers

    Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP cherryblock.org
    Bedrock Port 25565
    Availability 24/7

    FAQs

    Q: What is the server IP for Cherry Block?

    A: The server IP for Cherry Block is cherryblock.org.

    Q: What is the Bedrock Port for Cherry Block?

    A: The Bedrock Port for Cherry Block is 25565.

    Q: Is the server operational 24/7?

    A: Yes, the server remains almost 24/7 operational, ensuring non-stop excitement.

    Q: Is there a community Discord for Cherry Block?

    A: Yes, join our vibrant community on Discord as we eagerly await your arrival.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, the server follows the Golden Rule – treat others as you wish to be treated. There is no room for griefing, stealing, hacking, or cheating.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Brain Block Builders

    Brain Block Builders

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN SHRINK! JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR BRAIN TURN INTO A TINY PEANUT WHILE YOU BUILD CRAZY CASTLES AND FIGHT ZOMBIES WITH YOUR PINKY TOE.

    WE’VE GOT LEVELS OF INEQUALITY SO HIGH, YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A PSYCHEDELIC DREAM. YOUR MEMORY WILL BE GONE, BUT WHO NEEDS IT WHEN YOU’RE HAVING THIS MUCH FUN?

    COME JOIN US ON THIS MIND-BENDING ADVENTURE AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE INSANITY. WHO NEEDS EDUCATION AND COGNITIVE FUNCTION WHEN YOU’VE GOT A SWORD MADE OF CHEESE?

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR BRAIN SHRINK BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES!

    New Minecraft Server
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