hey u, yes u! ever thought ur mouth bacteria could be messin with ur brain? well, on our server, we got the craziest connection between oral bacteria and mental health symptoms! join us and u might just unlock the secrets of the oral-brain axis! who knew that the key to happiness could be in ur mouth all along? come on in and let’s explore this wacky world together! but be warned, u might start talkin to ur toothbrush after a while.
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MouthyCraft: Mental Block Party
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Venom Block AI
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND U CAN FIGHT LETHAL SNAKES WITH NEW AI-DESIGNED PROTEINS!!! U CAN BE A SNAKE WHISPERER AND TAME THEM AS UR PETS!!! WE HAVE SNAKE PIT PARTIES EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT!!! ALSO, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE IN THE SHAPE OF A GIANT SNAKE!!! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SURVIVE THE SNAKE APOCALYPSE!!! #SNAKEQUEEN #PROTEINPOWER #DIAMONDSNAKE
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Block valley
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type Vanilla Platform Bedrock Description A brand new world for players to join and become part of a fun and nice community Discord Join our Discord FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Is the server modded? No, it is a vanilla server for bedrock only How can I join the server? Join our Discord and find the realm code there Is the server safe for everyone? Yes, we strive to provide a safe space for all players Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the community
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Brain Block Party
join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna have ur brain blown away like a creeper explosion! we got so much fun u won’t even remember what real life is like anymore! our players are so skilled they can build a castle with their eyes closed while fighting off zombies with their toes!come join us and experience the thrill of decreased connectivity in brain networks – it’s like playing on hard mode 24/7! u’ll be so immersed in the game u won’t even remember what response inhibition is! and don’t even get me started on the attention – u’ll be so focused on mining diamonds u won’t even notice the sun rising and setting!
plus, if u suffer from dysphoria symptoms of PTSD, this server is the perfect escape! let ur worries melt away as u explore our vast world and build ur own paradise! so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!
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Block Party: Vote & Protest
So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. You gotta join because, like, every time you play, you’re actually helping Black Americans politically mobilize. How crazy is that? Just by mining some blocks and building some stuff, you’re making a difference in the world. Plus, there’s this one time where a player built a giant protest sign out of diamonds and emeralds, and it actually led to a real-life protest that changed the course of history. True story, bro. So come on, join the server and let’s make some change happen, one block at a time!
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Holy Block Party
HEY U, YA U, DO U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LEMME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS SO LIT, IT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GROW BIGGER LIKE A BIG OL’ MELON.WE GOT HILARIOUS MINI GAMES LIKE “SHEEP SHEARING SHOWDOWN” WHERE U GOTTA SHEAR AS MANY SHEEP AS U CAN IN 60 SECONDS. AND IF U WIN, U GET A GOLDEN CARROT THAT MAKES U RUN SUPER FAST LIKE A SPEEDY GONZALES.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND EMERALDS, BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN GUARDING IT. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, A GIANT CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.
AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN FLY AND SHOOT FIREBALLS. YEAH, U HEARD ME, A FLYING FIREBALL-SHOOTING LLAMA.
SO COME ON AND JOIN DIS SERVER, WHERE UR BRAIN WILL GROW BIGGER AND U’LL HAVE THE TIME OF UR LIFE. TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT.
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Love Block Folly
come join our epic minecraft server where men go crazy over romantic cues and can’t help but invest all their diamonds into finding a mate! our players are so dedicated, they will build the most extravagant love nests just to impress their potential partners. who needs logic when you have love and diamonds, right? so come on in and get ready to show off your sunk cost bias in the most romantic way possible!
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Booze Block Retirement Fun
come join our epic minecraft server where we cure depression in retirees with virtual blocks! build your way to happiness and leave those sad feelings behind! our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders that will make you forget all about your retirement blues.we have a special potion in the game that will make you feel like a young whippersnapper again, no need for heavy drinking here! our friendly community will support you through this transition and help you adjust to this new chapter in your life.
so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s build a better, happier retirement together! who knew minecraft could be the key to a fulfilling retirement?
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Bay Area Block Party
yo, come join our epic minecraft server, where we got compound coastal flooding like you’ve never seen before! forget about building boring houses, here you gotta build epic floating fortresses to survive the annual floods caused by climate change.imagine the thrill of trying to keep your base afloat as the water rises, testing your survival skills to the max. with sea levels rising up to 1.5 meters, you gotta think fast and build faster if you wanna stay dry.
so if you’re looking for a wild and wacky minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can ride the waves to victory! who needs land when you can conquer the seas?
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CraftyApple Minecraft Server
so like, u know how apples are like, “yo we gotta be diverse and stuff”? well some investors are like, “nah we don’t need that diversity crap” and apple is like, “bro, we need all the colors of the rainbow in our company!” so they’re asking investors to like, block this proposal to get rid of diversity programs. like, come on, who doesn’t want a fruity mix of people in their company? join our minecraft server and be part of our diverse community! we have red apples, green apples, even golden delicious apples! come build with us and let’s make the world a juicier place!