Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Elon Musk himself (yes, the same guy who tried to start a revolution with his sieg heil dance moves). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block – join us now and let the chaos begin!
Musk’s Block Party
Xelon’s Block News: Le Monde Quits!
so, like, you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, le monde, this fancy french newspaper, they like totally quit elon musk’s x, like what even is that? but like, on this server, you can build a giant french baguette castle and ride around on flying croissants, it’s like so random and hilarious. plus, there’s this secret underground cave filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the evil baguette monsters that guard it. so like, come join us and have a blast, it’s gonna be lit af!Base 10 Block Party
so, like, come join dis amazin’ minecraft server where we count in base 10 cuz dat’s da only way to count, ya know? like, if u try to count in base 9 or base 11, u gonna get kicked out faster den a creeper blowin’ up ur house!we got crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server, like one time a player found a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese! yeah, u heard me right, CHEESE! and dere was giant mice runnin’ around eatin’ all da blocks, it was wild, man.
anudder time, we had a player who built a rollercoaster dat went straight to da moon! yep, u could ride a minecart all da way up dere and see da earth from space, it was like bein’ in a sci-fi movie or somethin’.
so, if u wanna have a blast and experience some truly wacky adventures, come join dis base 10 countin’, cheese dimension explorin’, moon rollercoaster buildin’ minecraft server! u won’t regret it, trust me.
Bird Flu Block Party
come join our minecraft server where we protect u from the evil chickens spreading avian influenza H5N1!!! we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the infected birds and craft ur way to safety. but beware, the chickens have mutated into giant, fire-breathing monsters that will stop at nothing to infect u. join us and help save the world from the poultry apocalypse!!!Block Therapy Server
Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate therapy session for your mind! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders that will make all your worries disappear. Need to destress? Just punch a tree! Feeling overwhelmed? Build a castle and rule over your subjects (aka other players)!But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes rainbows and glitter. Some say that if you find him, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might end up with a pet zombie pigman).
So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the blocky madness heal your soul. Who needs therapy when you have virtual pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance?
Block Addiction: Can’t Quit Craft
Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft and just can’t quit? Then you need to join our server ASAP! We have a support group for all you block-building addicts out there. Our staff are trained professionals in Minecraft therapy and will help you build your way to recovery. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who loves to blow up your creations just to keep things interesting. Join now for a truly explosive experience!Block Therapy: Mind Boost
Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate therapy session for your brain! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders that will make you forget all your real-life problems. Need to destress? Just mine some diamonds and build a castle to escape from your troubles. Feeling anxious? Take a leisurely stroll through our enchanted forests and let the calming music soothe your soul. And if you’re ever feeling down, just hop on our server and chat with our friendly community of players who are always ready to make you laugh with their hilarious antics. So why wait? Join us now and let Minecraft be your therapist!Block Bodega
Minecraft Server Overview
Server IP kauzmic.xyz (no application necessary) Discord https://discord.gg/K9ByMKkJ9s Version Java 1.21.4 Rules Don’t grief, steal, or hack Block Bodega is perfect for both casual and committed players! We have an active VC in our Discord almost every night, host the occasional event (like movie and game nights!), and maintain a solid community with a relaxed, fun vibe.
Our average age is ~19, and most of our members are from North America or Europe. The server has been up for just over ~2 weeks, so it’s still fairly fresh. We have a few public farms, and the start of a shopping district, but nothing too substantial (yet).
We like to keep things simple – this means a mostly vanilla experience, so don’t expect teleports, claims, or any of that. Our plugins primarily serve administrative purposes and minor quality-of-life upgrades, so there’s nothing too outlandish or game-altering.
This is NOT your single player world: Block Bodega values building a community, and we strongly encourage building near spawn and interacting with other players on the server and the Discord!
WE ARE SELF HOSTED WITH 16GBs DEDICATED RAM HOSTED ON 7 STOLEN LAPTOPS.
PS: If you’re interested in learning Mandarin, hop on! A few of our members have made it a project to learn Chinese, and we’d love to have more folks to practice with.
FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer How do I join the server? You can join the server by using the IP address kauzmic.xyz in your Minecraft client. Are there any age restrictions? While our average age is around 19, we welcome players of all ages as long as they abide by the rules. Can I use mods on the server? We encourage a mostly vanilla experience, so please refrain from using mods that give unfair advantages or alter gameplay significantly. Is griefing allowed? No, griefing, stealing, and hacking are not allowed on the server. We aim to maintain a friendly and positive community. KremlinCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where russian spies are running amok and spreading disinformation like crazy! watch out for sneaky players trying to deceive you with fake news and propaganda. but don’t worry, our admins are on the case, trying to block them at every turn. it’s a wild ride of espionage and intrigue, all in the world of minecraft! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to uncover the truth behind the lies. join now for a thrilling adventure unlike any other!BlockyParentLove – Building bonds one block at a time
join our epic minecraft server where we treat daughters like queens and sons like peasants! but don’t worry, the children don’t even notice cuz they’re too busy building epic castles and slaying dragons. if you’re agreeable and responsible, you’ll get all the loot and diamonds you could ever dream of! come join the fun and see why our server is the talk of the town!