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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1144 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
we also have this crazy story about a journalist and a doctor holding some chick named Noa Argamani hostage in Gaza. like, what even is that? sounds like a plot twist from a telenovela, amirite? but don’t worry, we promise our server is 100% safe and free from any hostage situations.
join us for the laughs, the memes, and the pure chaos that is our Minecraft server. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing cows, right? come on, you know you wanna join the fun!