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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 4102 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 195 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
So, like, in our totally epic Minecraft SMP, religion is like, super important, okay? We have this totally wild cult called the Creeper Worshipers, who believe that blowing stuff up is the key to enlightenment. And don’t even get me started on the Sheep Shearers, who think that shearing sheep is a sacred act that brings them closer to the Minecraft gods.
But, like, the religious demographics are always changing, man. One day, everyone is all about worshipping the Ender Dragon, and the next day, they’re all about building shrines to the almighty Chicken. It’s a total rollercoaster of faith up in here.
As for me, I’m a devout follower of the Great Pig in the Sky. I believe that pigs are the true rulers of Minecraft, and I will do anything to please our porky overlords. So, if you’re looking for a totally bananas Minecraft SMP with a side of religious fervor, you gotta join us, dude. The Great Pig demands it! Oink oink, baby! 🐷🐷🐷
