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  • BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

    BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crimson Moonrise 1.20

    Crimson Moonrise 1.20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lmao, if you’re tired of dealing with moody AF players on other servers, come join us where the only red we see is the color of the blocks we’re building with.

    We don’t have time for drama queens, we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons.

    Join us if you’re ready to leave the PMS behind and enter a world where the only thing flowing is creativity and fun.

    Periods are for grammar, not for players on our server. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together, sans the hormonal meltdowns.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

    GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BloatCraft: Urgent Referrals for Cancer!

    BloatCraft: Urgent Referrals for Cancer!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever played on a minecraft server that can LITERALLY save ur life? well, this server is so lit that it can detect cancer just by playing on it! like, if u start feeling stomach pain or bloating, just hop on this server and BAM, u might get a diagnosis faster than u can say “diamond sword”!

    we’ve had like, 16% more people get urgent referrals for cancer after playing on our server. it’s like, magic or something. so, if u wanna have a good time AND potentially save ur life, come join us! plus, our community is so awesome, u won’t wanna leave. trust me, this server is LIT AF.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Coco’s Tummy Time

    Crafty Coco’s Tummy Time

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to those lame servers and join us at Mococoeh tummy! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Mococoeh tummy and discovered a secret portal that led to a world made entirely out of candy! Can you imagine building your dream house out of chocolate bars and gummy bears? It’s a sweet tooth’s paradise!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a giant chicken with diamond armor. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, the players on Mococoeh tummy transform into werewolves and go on epic adventures under the moonlight. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get up to as a werewolf?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at Mococoeh tummy for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PowerCoupleCraft

    PowerCoupleCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is like the Nicaragua of Minecraft servers. We have this super cool feature where the president and his wife have ABSOLUTE POWER. Like, they can do whatever they want, man. It’s like a crazy power trip, but in a fun Minecraft way.

    Join our server for the thrill of living under a virtual dictatorship! Build your empire and try to overthrow the president and his wife. It’s like a virtual revolution, but with blocks and stuff.

    Plus, we have the best parties in all of Minecraft. The president and his wife throw the wildest ragers, with unlimited virtual drinks and non-stop dancing. It’s like a pixelated paradise, man.

    So come join our server and experience the madness of Nicaragua in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Arctic Hunger Games

    Arctic Hunger Games

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAR BEARS as our main attraction! these majestic creatures are struggling to survive due to a “lack of food” but fear not, on our server, we have an abundance of fish and ice cream for them to feast on!

    watch as the polar bears grow to enormous sizes, have adorable cubs, and thrive in our icy wonderland. but be warned, if you don’t join our server, the polar bear population will continue to decline and it will be all YOUR fault! so come join us and help save the polar bears while having a blast in the process. polar bear party time, let’s goooooo! 🐻🎉❄️

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

    Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on crack, it’s so freaking awesome!

    First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.

    And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

    PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

    Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

    But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

    So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

    Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

    So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP