Bloating MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

stomach discomfort, bloating, remedies, discomfort, home remedies

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

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Crimson Moonrise 1.20

Crimson, Women’s Health, female health, Period, menstrual flow

Lmao, if you’re tired of dealing with moody AF players on other servers, come join us where the only red we see is the color of the blocks we’re building with.

We don’t have time for drama queens, we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons.

Join us if you’re ready to leave the PMS behind and enter a world where the only thing flowing is creativity and fun.

Periods are for grammar, not for players on our server. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together, sans the hormonal meltdowns.

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GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

gastrointestinal issues, GutCraft, research, Poopocalypse, Bowel Movements

So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party!

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BloatCraft: Urgent Referrals for Cancer!

Results, Routine blood test, Expedite, Referrals, bloating

so, like, u ever played on a minecraft server that can LITERALLY save ur life? well, this server is so lit that it can detect cancer just by playing on it! like, if u start feeling stomach pain or bloating, just hop on this server and BAM, u might get a diagnosis faster than u can say “diamond sword”!

we’ve had like, 16% more people get urgent referrals for cancer after playing on our server. it’s like, magic or something. so, if u wanna have a good time AND potentially save ur life, come join us! plus, our community is so awesome, u won’t wanna leave. trust me, this server is LIT AF.

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Crafty Coco’s Tummy Time

wellness tips, cocos, holistic health, abdominal pain, digestion

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to those lame servers and join us at Mococoeh tummy! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Mococoeh tummy and discovered a secret portal that led to a world made entirely out of candy! Can you imagine building your dream house out of chocolate bars and gummy bears? It’s a sweet tooth’s paradise!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a giant chicken with diamond armor. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, the players on Mococoeh tummy transform into werewolves and go on epic adventures under the moonlight. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get up to as a werewolf?

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Mococoeh tummy for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

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TreeBeGone Minecraft Server

Drama, maintenance, neighbors, cost, property dispute

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama-seeking, manipulative, and rude neighbors are a thing of the past! Join us and leave behind the real world troubles of demanding letters and psychological damage claims from your neighbors.

On our server, you can let your dog roam free without fear of causing any “psychological damage” to anyone. In fact, our server is so dog-friendly that we have a special area just for your furry friends to play and explore.

And if you ever find yourself in a property dispute with your neighbors, don’t worry – our server boundaries are clearly marked and there are no misplaced trees or drip systems to deal with. Plus, our in-game lawyers are always ready to help you navigate any tricky situations.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players and mobs. Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have a whole community of Minecraft friends to explore, build, and have fun with?

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NoWeedInMyMinecraftVacay

offensive, recreational drug use, dependency, out of state guest, house rules

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for weed and only high levels of fun! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like dealing with unwanted guests who want to mail weed to your house.

Our server is a safe space for all, especially for young children who definitely don’t want to be around high people. We don’t judge anyone for their choices, but we do judge those who think it’s okay to smoke weed in our pixelated paradise.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your Minecraft castle. Say no to weed, say yes to crafting!

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TasteBudTerror Minecraft Server

unappetizing, food fails, food aesthetics, TasteBudTerror, taste perception

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our world is filled with mysterious foods that look incredibly appetizing but will make your character gag when they take a bite. From rainbow-colored cakes that taste like dirt to golden apples that taste like rotten eggs, our server will keep you on your toes as you try to navigate the culinary chaos.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Watch as these feathered friends bust out their best moves and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you keep up with their fancy footwork?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a mischievous group of llamas who will spit at anyone who dares to get too close.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

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BlockyBonerBay

reaction, shock, taboo, secret, Personal

Are you tired of getting caught watching porn and having to explain yourself? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-judgment policy when it comes to your browsing habits! Join us and never worry about awkward encounters again as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory while keeping your internet history safe and sound! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about those embarrassing moments in no time! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to porn-related mishaps forever!

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MoscowCraft: Banned Times

Journalism, media ban, Russian politics, organization, Moscow

haha u know what else is ‘undesirable’? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got creepers that do the kalinka dance, villagers that speak in russian accents, and a secret underground base where putin himself plays minecraft all day. join us and become part of the most epic russian adventure since boris and natasha went looking for moose and squirrel. da, comrade, da!

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