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BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt -
Crimson Moonrise 1.20
Lmao, if you’re tired of dealing with moody AF players on other servers, come join us where the only red we see is the color of the blocks we’re building with.We don’t have time for drama queens, we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons.
Join us if you’re ready to leave the PMS behind and enter a world where the only thing flowing is creativity and fun.
Periods are for grammar, not for players on our server. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together, sans the hormonal meltdowns.
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GutCraft: Poopocalypse!
So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party! -
BloatCraft: Urgent Referrals for Cancer!
so, like, u ever played on a minecraft server that can LITERALLY save ur life? well, this server is so lit that it can detect cancer just by playing on it! like, if u start feeling stomach pain or bloating, just hop on this server and BAM, u might get a diagnosis faster than u can say “diamond sword”!we’ve had like, 16% more people get urgent referrals for cancer after playing on our server. it’s like, magic or something. so, if u wanna have a good time AND potentially save ur life, come join us! plus, our community is so awesome, u won’t wanna leave. trust me, this server is LIT AF.
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Crafty Coco’s Tummy Time
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to those lame servers and join us at Mococoeh tummy! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Mococoeh tummy and discovered a secret portal that led to a world made entirely out of candy! Can you imagine building your dream house out of chocolate bars and gummy bears? It’s a sweet tooth’s paradise!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a giant chicken with diamond armor. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, the players on Mococoeh tummy transform into werewolves and go on epic adventures under the moonlight. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get up to as a werewolf?
So what are you waiting for? Join us at Mococoeh tummy for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!
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Get down under at Sandy SMP, where kangaroos rule and griefers drool! No silly buggers allowed!
Welcome to Sandy SMP! IP: play.santasspy.online This is a small community focused SMP ran by players with over 5 years experience hosting successful SMPs. This time around we are looking to recreate the charm of old school economy servers. We have a simple server shop to gain money, but it’s purposely limited to allow players to build their own shops in the market.
Features:
No TP Commands This means that players are forced to live somewhat close to spawn and allows you to create organic towns and communities as well as meet new friends. No land claims If you want to build a small prank in a friend’s base or need to add/remove a few blocks you absolutely can. Griefing or stealing will result in a ban. Economy Simple server shop to sell items and start making money. Build your own shops Hermitcraft style at the player market. SilkSpawners Build the largest mob grinder for maximum profit. TreeFeller Chop down a whole tree in one swing. Dynmap Check out our dynmap at http://play.santasspy.online:25563 VoiceChat Walk up to someone and say hi! Come and check us out at play.santasspy.online, or join our Discord at discord.gg/5Tdu7bQNYy! We hope to see you soon.
FAQ:
Q: Can I use TP commands? A: No, TP commands are disabled to encourage organic player interaction. Q: Are land claims allowed? A: No, but players can build freely. Griefing or stealing is not allowed. Q: How does the economy work? A: Use the server shop to sell items or build your own shops at the player market. Q: What is SilkSpawners? A: SilkSpawners allow players to collect spawners for profit in mob grinders. Q: How does TreeFeller work? A: TreeFeller allows players to chop down entire trees with one swing. Q: Where can I find the Dynmap? A: Visit http://play.santasspy.online:25563 for the dynmap. Q: Is there a VoiceChat feature? A: Yes, players can use VoiceChat to communicate with each other in-game. -
ChopstickCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a panda riding a dragon through a field of fortune cookies! Join us for a wild ride through Chinese culture, where you can build your own Great Wall of China or mine for rare jade blocks.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft master, Sensei Steve. He will teach you the ancient art of block placing and show you how to harness the power of the mystical redstone. Rumor has it that he once defeated a Creeper with just a chopstick and a watermelon.
So come join us on our server and experience the wonders of Chinese culture in a whole new blocky way. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, he’s been known to do a mean dragon dance when he’s upset. See you there, fellow blockheads!
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BoomSisCraft – The Most Brutal Minecraft Server
Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there? Look no further than Brutal Boom Sisters! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founders, the Boom Sisters.Legend has it that the Boom Sisters were once peaceful villagers until they stumbled upon a magical potion that turned them into explosive maniacs! Now, they roam the server wreaking havoc and causing chaos wherever they go. But don’t worry, they’re always up for a good laugh and a fun time.
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with the Boom Sisters on crazy adventures, like blowing up entire villages just for fun or challenging other players to explosive PvP battles. Plus, we have the most epic loot drops you’ve ever seen – diamonds, enchanted gear, you name it!
So what are you waiting for? Join Brutal Boom Sisters today and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for flying TNT – those sisters sure do love their explosions!
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ButtWipeBabysittingCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any butt wiping drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, crazy builds, and absolutely zero bathroom emergencies.Our server is so awesome that even if you accidentally poop in the game, you won’t have to worry about asking someone to wipe for you. We believe in independence and self-sufficiency, even in the virtual world.
So come on over and join us for a butt-wiping free experience that will leave you laughing and having a blast. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to our server and just focus on having a good time? See you there!
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CraftyLifeHax
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and discover the ultimate life hack that will change your Minecraft experience forever.Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground city filled with diamonds and emeralds. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to all players who can find it. Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? No problem! How about a pet dragon to ride into battle? Done and done!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a tribe of friendly creepers who love to dance and sing. Join them for a party like no other, complete with disco balls and fireworks. And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary bacon tree, where crispy strips of bacon grow all year round.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unlock the ultimate life hack in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!