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  • BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

    BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crimson Moonrise 1.20

    Crimson Moonrise 1.20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lmao, if you’re tired of dealing with moody AF players on other servers, come join us where the only red we see is the color of the blocks we’re building with.

    We don’t have time for drama queens, we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons.

    Join us if you’re ready to leave the PMS behind and enter a world where the only thing flowing is creativity and fun.

    Periods are for grammar, not for players on our server. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together, sans the hormonal meltdowns.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

    GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BloatCraft: Urgent Referrals for Cancer!

    BloatCraft: Urgent Referrals for Cancer!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever played on a minecraft server that can LITERALLY save ur life? well, this server is so lit that it can detect cancer just by playing on it! like, if u start feeling stomach pain or bloating, just hop on this server and BAM, u might get a diagnosis faster than u can say “diamond sword”!

    we’ve had like, 16% more people get urgent referrals for cancer after playing on our server. it’s like, magic or something. so, if u wanna have a good time AND potentially save ur life, come join us! plus, our community is so awesome, u won’t wanna leave. trust me, this server is LIT AF.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Coco’s Tummy Time

    Crafty Coco’s Tummy Time

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to those lame servers and join us at Mococoeh tummy! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Mococoeh tummy and discovered a secret portal that led to a world made entirely out of candy! Can you imagine building your dream house out of chocolate bars and gummy bears? It’s a sweet tooth’s paradise!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a giant chicken with diamond armor. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, the players on Mococoeh tummy transform into werewolves and go on epic adventures under the moonlight. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get up to as a werewolf?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at Mococoeh tummy for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AussieSMP – Australian Whitelisted Survival Server with Livestreams

    AussieSMP – Australian Whitelisted Survival Server with Livestreams

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    AussieSMP Minecraft Server

    IP mc.aus.gg
    Server Location Sydney, Australia
    Discord Invite Link Discord Invite
    Apply Here Apply Now

    Overview

    The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and welcoming environment for all players. It offers a mostly vanilla gameplay experience with added quality of life features like teleports and player trading.

    Features

      • The server runs the latest version of Minecraft, allowing players to enjoy all the new features.
      • Minimal modifications to Vanilla mechanics to preserve the core gameplay experience.
      • A player-created shopping area for easy trading using diamonds as currency.
      • Teleport commands for easy navigation and land-claiming system for protection.
      • Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.
      • Part of a growing network with additional creative server and community resources.

    Rules

      • Don’t be a dick
      • No griefing
      • No spamming
      • Be respectful
      • Don’t swear excessively
      • No hacking or exploits
      • No ban evasion
      • Use common sense

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server open to players from all over the world? Yes, players from any location are welcome to join.
    Are there regular events or activities on the server? Yes, the server hosts Automated Spectator Livestreams on weekends.
    How can I protect my builds from other players? Use the land-claiming system with a golden shovel to safeguard your creations.

    Join the AussieSMP community for a fun and friendly Minecraft experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Craftocracy Democracy SMP – Minecraft Server with Legislative Roleplay

    Craftocracy Democracy SMP – Minecraft Server with Legislative Roleplay

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Key Features We are Minecraft’s most democratic server, our members take the roleplay maybe 2% seriously. The key democratic function we use is the server legislature. Every once in a while, we meet in-game to vote on proposals submitted by the server members. These proposals can be anything from enacting a law to adding a mod to the server’s modpack.
    Gameplay Mechanics This week, hosted our 5th presidential debate, and we are gearing up for the next legislative meeting & the presidential election over the past couple of days.
    Community Aspects If you want to join, you can visit our Discord server. Discord Server
    Server Example Server Example Video

    FAQ

    Q: What is the main focus of the server?

    A: The main focus is on democratic decision-making through the server legislature.

    Q: How often are legislative meetings held?

    A: Legislative meetings are held periodically, with the frequency determined by server activity.

    Q: Can server members submit proposals for voting?

    A: Yes, server members can submit proposals for consideration during legislative meetings.

    Q: Is roleplay a significant aspect of the server?

    A: Roleplay is not a primary focus, with members taking it lightly at around 2% seriousness.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MurkCraft PVP Community Server – Join Us Today!

    MurkCraft PVP Community Server – Join Us Today!

    New Minecraft Servers

    MurkCraft Server Overview

    Key Features
      • Active, friendly community
      • XP-based progression systems through mcMMO
      • Land claiming
      • Economy system with shops and trading
      • Custom items and enchantments
      • Regular events and activities
      • Balanced gameplay
    Gameplay Mechanics

    XP-based progression inspired by Skyrim

    Class selection with perks and upgrades

    Leaderboards and skills unlocking

    Custom worlds to explore

    Community Aspects

    Active Discord with voice chat

    1 year old community

    Server IP murkpvp.com
    Website wiki.murkpvp.com

    FAQ

    Q: How many players are usually online?

    A: 5-10 players are online at most times.

    Q: Is there an economy system on the server?

    A: Yes, there is an economy system with shops and player trading.

    Q: Are there custom items and enchantments?

    A: Yes, there are custom items and enchantments that enhance vanilla gameplay.

    Q: Can I protect my builds?

    A: Yes, you can use land claiming to protect your builds and creations.

    Q: Are there regular community events?

    A: Yes, there are regular events and activities for the community to enjoy.

    Q: How can I join the Discord server?

    A: You can join the Discord server using this link: https://discord.gg/RPD9Cy4VA5

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Winds of War: Rysh Realms – Faction Warfare & Team Competitions

    Winds of War: Rysh Realms – Faction Warfare & Team Competitions

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Key Features Realistic faction claiming, progression trees, unique faction magic and armors, events, dungeon runs, support modes, PvP Arenas, mini-games
    Gameplay Mechanics Realistic faction claiming, progression trees, unique faction magic and armors, events, dungeon runs, support modes, Creative for build planning, PvP Arenas, mini-games
    Community Aspects Active community, regular events, Discord server
    Discord Join our Discord

    FAQ

    What are the key features of the server?

    The server offers realistic faction claiming, progression trees, unique faction magic and armors, events, dungeon runs, support modes, Creative for build planning, PvP Arenas, and various mini-games.

    Is there an active community on the server?

    Yes, the server has an active community with regular events and interactions.

    How can I join the Discord server?

    You can join our Discord server by clicking on the following link: Join our Discord

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Terraheart RPG & Skyblock – A Minecraft Adventure!

    Terraheart RPG & Skyblock – A Minecraft Adventure!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Terraheart Minecraft Server

    Key Features SMP with RPG elements, Skyblock with RPG Mechanics, Active Development, Balanced Economy, Community-Focused
    Gameplay Mechanics Choose a class, level up, fight through dungeons, upgrade pets, unlock abilities, grow your island
    Community Aspects Friendly and active player base, frequent updates, responsive team
    Server IP rt.enderhunt.com
    Discord Join our Discord

    FAQ

    What is Terraheart?
    Terraheart is a community-driven RPG survival server with dungeons, quests, and an evolving world.
    What makes Terraheart different?
    Terraheart offers a unique RPG SMP experience, Skyblock with RPG Mechanics, active development, balanced economy, and a community-focused environment.
    How can I join Terraheart?
    You can join Terraheart by connecting to the server IP: rt.enderhunt.com
    Is there a Discord server for Terraheart?
    Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/enderhunt

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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