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Crimson Moonrise 1.20

bloating, cramps, Crimson, female health, hormonal changes, irritability, menstrual cycle, menstrual cycle hormones, menstrual cycle irregularity, menstrual cycle length, menstrual cycle length variation, menstrual cycle phases, menstrual cycle tracker, menstrual flow, menstrual pain, menstruation, menstruation symptoms, mood swings, Moonrise, Period, PMs, Women’s Health

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12

Lmao, if you’re tired of dealing with moody AF players on other servers, come join us where the only red we see is the color of the blocks we’re building with.

We don’t have time for drama queens, we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons.

Join us if you’re ready to leave the PMS behind and enter a world where the only thing flowing is creativity and fun.

Periods are for grammar, not for players on our server. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together, sans the hormonal meltdowns.

GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

abdominal pain, Adults, Aging population, bloating, Bowel Movements, constipation, digestive disorders, Digestive health, Elderly, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gut health, gut microbiome, GutCraft, human gut, Microbiome, microbiota, microorganisms, Poopocalypse, research, Seniors, trigger

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2314	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	229	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party!

BloatCraft: Urgent Referrals for Cancer!

BloatCraft, bloating, blood test results, Cancer, cancer cases, cancer diagnosis, Diagnosis, Expedite, INDIVIDUALS, Pain, Referrals, Results, Rise, Routine, Routine blood test, stomach, stomach pain, undiagnosed cancer, undiagnosed cases, Urgent, urgent referrals

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	280	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Potions Brewed:	147
Star Shards Collected:	119	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Votes:	3755	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

so, like, u ever played on a minecraft server that can LITERALLY save ur life? well, this server is so lit that it can detect cancer just by playing on it! like, if u start feeling stomach pain or bloating, just hop on this server and BAM, u might get a diagnosis faster than u can say “diamond sword”!

we’ve had like, 16% more people get urgent referrals for cancer after playing on our server. it’s like, magic or something. so, if u wanna have a good time AND potentially save ur life, come join us! plus, our community is so awesome, u won’t wanna leave. trust me, this server is LIT AF.

Crafty Coco’s Tummy Time

abdominal pain, Belly, bloating, cocos, Crafty, digestion, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, food sensitivity, gastrointestinal issues, gut health, health, holistic health, indigestion, Mococoeh, Mococoeh tummy, nutrition, stomach ache, Time, tummy, wellness, wellness tips

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Dimension Hops:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to those lame servers and join us at Mococoeh tummy! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Mococoeh tummy and discovered a secret portal that led to a world made entirely out of candy! Can you imagine building your dream house out of chocolate bars and gummy bears? It’s a sweet tooth’s paradise!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a giant chicken with diamond armor. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, the players on Mococoeh tummy transform into werewolves and go on epic adventures under the moonlight. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get up to as a werewolf?

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Mococoeh tummy for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

16282603, 4chan, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Builder, digital communication, forum, humor, imageboard, internet culture, internet humor, internet phenomenon, Kek, meme, message board, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online identity, smp, social media, trolling, viral content

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Farms Harvested:	516	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so wild, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

#venting, aggravation, anger, annoyance, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Irritation, Minecraft, perplexity, Questioning, rant, Repetition, Server, what is the point, WHO IS THIS, who is this for, why do they do this, WTF

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	222	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Votes:	2310
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

play.balhorn.online

Saturday Night Minecraft Server

episode, episode numbers, family, Family Reunion, Friends, gals, GDP thread, installment, Memories, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pic, rare pic, reunion, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, Saturday night GDP, Server, Thread, tv show, weekend, weekend GDP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, believe.., Bond, care, close relationship, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, endearment, Fondness, Liking, Lil, lil nigga, love, Minecraft, nigga, sentiment, smp, strong feelings, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	9433	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	57	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5010
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

mc.arctichost.cloud

Blocky Rainbow Minecraft Server

blocky, cyber discrimination, cyberbullying, discrimination, equality, harmful behavior, harmful comments, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, online harassment, online safety, prejudice, RAINBOW, Server, social media

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Emeralds Found:	8124	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Tired of getting griefed by homophobic players on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a rainbow paradise where everyone is welcome, no matter who they love or how they identify. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions! Build your dream castle with a moat filled with rainbow-colored lava, or ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. Don’t miss out on the fabulous fun – join us now and leave the haters behind!