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TongueTieTrouble – No More!

American Academy of Pediatrics, breastfeeding difficulties, breastfeeding problems, breastfeeding support, infant health, lingual frenulums, Medical advice, medical guidelines, medical procedures, overuse, pediatric recommendations, pediatric surgery, restrictive lingual frenulums, surgery risks, surgical complications, surgical interventions, tongue-tie diagnosis, tongue-tie surgeries, tongue-tie treatment, TongueTieTrouble, Warnings

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	633	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	298

hey u, ya u reading this, do u like minecraft? do u like CRAZY adventures and WACKY shenanigans? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on our server where we have TONGUE-TIE SURGERIES as a mini game! that’s right, u can perform virtual surgeries on virtual tongues, how cool is that?! and guess what, we also have breastfeeding problems as a challenge, because why not? join us now for a wild ride of weirdness and fun! u won’t regret it (probably)!

TownyCraft

Adventure, building, Creative, Dungeon, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Magic, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Welcome to TownyCraft! [REBUILDING THE SERVER]

Dive into an exciting world where the charm of vanilla Minecraft meets the strategic depth of Towny! Our server keeps the beloved essence of the game intact while enhancing your experience with quality-of-life improvements and a dynamic economy system.

Key Features:

Towny System: Build and manage your own towns or unite with others to form powerful nations! Whether you’re a lone adventurer or a leader of a thriving community, the possibilities are endless.

Economy System: Engage in a bustling economy where you can buy and sell items, or invest in your town’s growth. Start a new venture or support your friends in theirs!

Shop: Need something specific? Visit our shop to find essential items and unique treasures that will aid you in your journey.

149.56.155.38:25589

AnarchyLandsCZ

Anarchy, anarchy server, AnarchyLandsCZ, chaotic exploration, creativity, Czech, freedom, limitless possibilities, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Reviving the original Czech anarchy server, now reborn for chaotic exploration and creativity in Minecraft, embracing true freedom and limitless possibilities.

82.208.17.72:27578

Blocky Pirates Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, blocky, chapter, Eiichiro Oda, FANTASY, Grand Line, Latest chapter, Manga, manga release, manga series, manga updates, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, new chapter, one piece, pirate king, Pirates, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, this week, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

Join us this week for our special “Chapter this week” event where players will be transported to a dimension where everything is upside down and pigs can fly. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our boss battle against a giant chicken who shoots laser beams from its eyes. Don’t worry, we provide protective goggles for all players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SmartCraft SMP – Work Smarter, Not Harder

efficiency, Harder, not harder, productivity tips, SmartCraft, Smarter, smp, Time management, work, work effectiveness, work efficiency, work ethic, work habits, work improvement, work mindset, work optimization, work philosophy, work productivity, work smarter, work strategies, work success, work techniques

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Magic Items Found:	5796
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Star Shards Collected:	88
Dragons Tamed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! That’s right, you can build your dream castle in no time with our abundance of precious gems.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are just dying to be your new best friends. They’ll even help you gather resources and protect your base from any pesky players trying to raid your loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha. Who wouldn’t want to explore that wacky world?

So come join us and remember, on our server, we work smarter, not harder. Because why mine for diamonds when you can have them delivered to your doorstep by a friendly creeper?

SnobbyHubby Minecraft Server

AH (asshole), Angry, Argument, best friends, Communication, dirty sense of humor, fitting in, foul mouthed, holiday, hurt feelings, Marriage, Minecraft, secondary school, Server, snob, SnobbyHubby, socializing, socioeconomic background, uninviting, Upper Class, Vulgar, Working class

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the snobbish drama of real life? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride of working-class fun!

Our server is the perfect place for those who grew up in a humble background and want to connect with like-minded players. Say goodbye to the upper-class nonsense and hello to a community that understands your struggles.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including those with a dirty sense of humor that will keep you laughing for hours. And hey, if your friends can’t afford to join, we’ll even pay for them! That’s right, we’re all about inclusivity and making sure everyone feels welcome.

Join us on this crazy adventure where snobs are not allowed, and where you can truly be yourself without judgment. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the snobbery behind!

WeddingCraft2021

ex boyfriend, family conflict, family dynamics, family grudges, family relationships, forgiveness, sibling relationships, stepdad’s wishes, stepsister drama, wedding decision-making, wedding dilemma, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expectations, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wedding invite, wedding planning, wedding pressure, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old weddings? Want some drama and excitement on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where you can experience all the juicy drama of a soap opera wedding without any of the real-life consequences!

Picture this: you’re getting married to your fiancé, who also happens to be your stepsister’s ex-boyfriend. Talk about a love triangle! But wait, there’s more – your stepsister is holding a grudge and causing all sorts of chaos. Will she come to the wedding? Will she cause a scene? Who knows, but it’s sure to be entertaining!

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other. Witness the drama, the tension, and the awkward family dynamics play out in real-time. Plus, you can build your own wedding venue and invite all your friends to join in on the fun.

Don’t miss out on the wedding event of the year – join our Minecraft server now and get ready for a wild ride!

Hate2LoveCraft

acquired taste, activities, appreciation, books, change of heart, Childhood, DISLIKES, Evolution, favorites, Food, growing up, Hate2LoveCraft, hobbies, interests, Maturity, movies, Music, Nostalgia, perspective, Preferences, TASTES

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Villages Defended:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	3137
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44

Remember that vegetable your mom used to force you to eat as a kid? Well, imagine if that vegetable turned out to be a magical portal to a world of endless fun and adventure! That’s basically what joining our Minecraft server is like.

Once you step into our server, you’ll be greeted by friendly unicorns who will guide you through a land filled with rainbow-colored sheep, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters are always lurking in the shadows, ready to steal your diamonds and turn them into healthy snacks.

But fear not, because on our server, you have the power to harness the magic of the enchanted pickaxe and build magnificent castles, roller coasters, and even your own personal disco party boat. And if you ever get tired of building, you can always hop on a flying pig and explore the vast oceans filled with treasure chests and secret underwater cities.

So come join us on our server, where every block you break is a step closer to unlocking the ultimate secret: the legendary golden carrot of eternal happiness. Trust us, you’ll never look at vegetables the same way again.

WarsawPatrol Minecraft Server

Chinese, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Foreign Minister, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, law enforcement, Minecraft, Orbán, Poland, policemen, Politics, Public Safety, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, Warsaw, WarsawPatrol

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like, totally wild, man. like, crazier than a llama on a pogo stick.

we got so much cool stuff happening, like, you can ride on dragons and battle giant chickens. and get this, there’s a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise.

plus, we have the best parties in town, like, every night is a rave with creeper DJs and skeleton bartenders serving up potions.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, we hide diamonds and emeralds all over the place, so you gotta be quick to find ’em.

so, like, come join us on this totally rad minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, we would not allow chinese policemen to patrol the streets of warsaw. like, ever.

BlockWars: Türkiye vs Germany

aircraft, arms deal, blocked sale, blockwars, CEO, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, diplomatic tensions, eurofighter, european union, fighter jets, Geopolitics, germany, international relations, Military, negotiations, political maneuvering, sale, Türkiye

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8645
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Potions Brewed:	173
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join because we got Eurofighters flying around everywhere, like, pew pew pew.

the CEO dude was all like, “yeah, Türkiye wants in on this action,” but then Germany was all like, “nah, bro, you can’t have any fun.”

but, like, on this server, you can fly those Eurofighters and blow stuff up, man. it’s, like, totally rad. so come join us and let’s cause some chaos together. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.