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FortuneCraft: Where every block tells a story! (screenshot this)

#Drop out, ADA, bearish, bloated organizations, BLOCK, Cardano, chainlink, culled, Doge, FortuneCraft, glory days, Hiring, inventory, Link, market, memes, narrative, News, outdated tech, overvalued, perpetually falling, prediction, Screenshot, standouts, Story, Tells, top 20

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Towns Built:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old cryptocurrency servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We predict that both Cardano (ADA) and Chainlink (LINK) will drop out of the top 20 this year, and we have insider information that they will never make it back! Why waste your time with outdated tech and bloated organizations when you can join us and ride the wave of success?

Our server is so awesome that even the market sees news as a sign to offload inventory and exit positions just to join us. We have a convincing narrative that will blow your mind and keep you coming back for more. Plus, we have dog coins! Who needs Cardano and Chainlink when you can have dog coins on our server?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the downfall of Cardano and Chainlink while you ride the wave of success with us! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CourtCraft: Uncle Edition

age discrimination, Agreement, aita, Babysitting, Confrontation, Court, CourtCraft, Edition, family, family help, hours worked, household cleaner, Job, misunderstanding, payment, Résumé, self employed, small claims court, uncle, Wage, work

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7001
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Runes Activated:	6

Looking for a job? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and work for our uncle David, the self-employed household cleaner! Earn a whopping $15 an hour and gain valuable experience for your resume (because let’s be real, babysitting doesn’t count). But be warned, Uncle David may try to pull a fast one on you like he did with this poor soul who worked 100 hours without pay! Will you stand up for yourself and take him to small claims court? Only on our server will you experience such wild family drama while mining for diamonds and building epic structures! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a paycheck that may or may not come!

Creeper’s Casserole – Aunt Karen’s Special

aunt, awkward meals, casserole, CREEPERS, disgusting food, distasteful meals, dreaded dishes, family cooking, family dinners, family gatherings, family get-togethers, family traditions, gross meals, horrible meal, inedible food, Karens, revolting food, Special, strange dishes, strange meals, unappetizing dishes, uncomfortable meals, unpalatable dishes, unpleasant meals, weird food

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Tired of Aunt Mildred’s infamous tuna casserole that tastes like a mix of old socks and expired mayo? Well, ditch the gross grub and join our Minecraft server instead! Our server is like a virtual buffet of deliciousness, with pixelated pizzas, blocky burgers, and even a secret recipe for diamond-encrusted cake (shh, don’t tell the Ender Dragon). Say goodbye to gross family meals and hello to a world where the only thing on the menu is fun! So come on over and dig into some tasty adventures with us, because life’s too short for bad food and boring games!

Chickadee Brain Boost Server

avian cognition, Behavior, Birds, Boost, Brain, caching strategies, chickadee, cognitive skills, Environment, food storing, Impact, intelligence, LIFESPAN, Longevity, memory abilities, research, scientific discovery, Server, spatial learning, study, Survival, understanding surroundings, wildlife

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Towns Built:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	2851	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have CHICKADEES running around with PHD’s in spatial learning and memory!! these birds are so smart they can build you a mansion out of sticks and leaves in no time. plus, they live longer so you’ll have a loyal companion for eternity. forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got brainy birds to keep you entertained. join now for the most intellectual minecraft experience of your life!

What is the IP for AstralSpiff Minecraft Server?

AstralSpiff, fnaf, Horror, Minecraft, Server, spiff

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	4321	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	New Chunks Explored:	452805
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

AstralSpiff is a talented digital artist known for creating intricate and otherworldly illustrations that often feature celestial themes. With a unique style characterized by vibrant colors and dreamlike imagery, AstralSpiff has gained a dedicated following on social media platforms. Their work showcases a love for astrology, science fiction, and fantasy, and continues to inspire and captivate viewers around the world.

Zombie Mayhem

alliances, Apocalypse, base building, blood moon, Challenging, danger, Defending, Event, experienced players, Friends, Hordes, INTENSE, PvE, skilled players, Sprinting zombies, Survival, team play, teamwork, Thrill, variants, zombies

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

SURVIVING WILL NOT BE EASY This is not a server suitable for beginners. Even veteran players of Minecraft may die frequently. If you aren’t an experienced Minecraft player but still want to experience the thrill of the apocalypse, it is recommended that you either play with friends or form teams/alliances with other people on the server. There are many zombie variants in this server. Some can sprint, some can break, some can build. There are many more variants aside from just those 3, but they are the most important ones. Every 7 in-game days, an event called “The Bloodmoon” happens, where hordes of zombies will spawn around you, at which point you must have either built or found a safe, defended base, or you run for your life. There is also the option of digging into a 3 deep hole and covering yourself up but you will have to deal with a horde of zombies once you come up.

burvtree.playit.gg

EsmeraldaMC

Bedwars, Boxpvp, building, Community, Defending, Destroying, EsmeraldaMC, Events, Exploring, Fighting, gameplay, ip address, Journey, legend, Mini Games, Mining, PvP, Ranks, Server, skill levels, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8522
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Greetings from EsmeraldaMC! Experience the best possible Minecraft gameplay with exciting game types suitable for all skill levels. Intense BoxPvP skirmishes will test your fighting prowess. BedWars will see you defend your bed and destroy your opponents’ beds. SkyWars will see you fight to be the last person standing. Embrace the traditional survival experience by going at your own speed while mining, building, and exploring. Become a legend by joining our welcoming community, taking part in thrilling events, and rising through the ranks. **Play.esmeraldamc.com is the server IP address. Begin your journey right now at EsmeraldaMC!

198.244.176.200:25636

Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystals you’ll find are in the minerals shop! PvP with caution 😉

Axes, Bartering economy, bedrock, Bows, Caution, Conquer, crystals, destroy, Explore, extravagant builds, Find, geysers, hacked clients, ignore, java, Land Claims, MINERALS, Monuments, PvP, semi anarchy, Sethome, Shop, strong survive, Survival, Swords, Teleport, Trading, Tweak, USA East, Vanilla, world border, Youll

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Potions Brewed:	106
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2703
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

FAQ

Is hacking allowed on the server?

No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.

Are there any economy plugins on the server?

No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.

Can I claim land on the server?

No, there are no land claims on sVanilla Survival. Feel free to explore and build wherever you like.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP is allowed on the server with a focus on melee combat. Crystal PvP is disabled.

What commands are available for convenience?

Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome commands are provided for player convenience.

Will the map ever reset?

No, the map is permanent and will never reset, allowing player creations to stand as a testament to their creativity.

Crafty Falcom Server #1999

Crafty, digital preorder, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Farewell O Zemuria, Fow Games, Gagharv Trilogy, guides, hajimari, JP PSN, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Oath in Felghana, pre-patched translations, Prologue gameplay, saves, Server, The Legend of Heroes, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Holy Grails Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so awesome, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. You’ll be mining diamonds and building castles like a pro in no time.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. Only the bravest players can conquer its challenges and claim the rewards.

3. Our community is like no other. We have players from all over the world, united by their love for Minecraft and their quest for virtual domination.

4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance on our server every full moon. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

5. We have custom mods and plugins that will blow your mind. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world of blocks and pixels!

The Terrifying Minecraft SMP

blonde girl, Brutal, creepy, Disturbing, Fun, Gore, Halloween, horror movie, hot chick, lame death, Minecraft, retarded, sawn in half, scary clown, Shocking.., skeleton outfit, slasher film, smp, Suspenseful, Terrifier, Terrifying, Thriller, Twisted

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	955
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the drama between players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a skeleton-outfit chick who’s hotter than the Nether itself. And don’t worry, if you die a lame death, you can always come back as a blonde girl who gets sawn in half for extra entertainment value.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and have a taste for diamond blocks. Will you be able to navigate their llama-filled lair and come out on top? Or will you end up as their next sacrifice in the name of llama domination?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of chaos, adventure, and questionable fashion choices. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness awaits you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, don’t take anything too seriously, especially not the llamas.

Wedding Wars: Sister Edition

Canada, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Edition, family, family dynamics, husband, in-laws, India, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sister, travel, vacation, Wars, Wedding, wedding etiquette

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Farms Harvested:	712	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of family drama and wedding conflicts? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between creepers and players!

On our server, you can attend as many weddings as you want without worrying about conflicting dates or family expectations. Plus, bring your toddler along for the ride – we have plenty of safe areas for them to play and explore while you build your dream Minecraft world.

Don’t let family pressure ruin your gaming experience – join our server and let the only drama be whether to mine for diamonds or build a castle!