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FortuneCraft: Where every block tells a story! (screenshot this)

ADA, Cardano, Doge, Tells, market

Are you tired of boring old cryptocurrency servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We predict that both Cardano (ADA) and Chainlink (LINK) will drop out of the top 20 this year, and we have insider information that they will never make it back! Why waste your time with outdated tech and bloated organizations when you can join us and ride the wave of success?

Our server is so awesome that even the market sees news as a sign to offload inventory and exit positions just to join us. We have a convincing narrative that will blow your mind and keep you coming back for more. Plus, we have dog coins! Who needs Cardano and Chainlink when you can have dog coins on our server?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the downfall of Cardano and Chainlink while you ride the wave of success with us! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Elysia – Where creeper hugs are mandatory, but griefing is not allowed! Come join the fun, 16+!

armor stand, Mandatory, DND night, Voicechat, Community vote

Minecraft Server Overview

About	We reset only two weeks ago for our new 1.21 season, and are fighting the dragon shortly!
About Elysia	I started Elysia several years ago and it has grown into an incredible community. It is a whitelisted server with a focus on inclusivity and a relaxed vibe.
Features	(opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod Armor Stand Tools Discord > server chat A web based world map Gradual world border expansion Grief prevention systems Adult staff team Opt-in only PVP Decorative player heads Decisions made by community vote Sleep skip
Non-Features	Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, plugin/money based economy, donator perks with advantages

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelist?	Yes, Elysia is a whitelisted server.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, inclusivity is a core belief and we are LGBTQ+ friendly.
What is the age requirement?	The server is for 16+ dedicated players.
What are some of the server features?	Some features include Proximity Chat Mod, Armor Stand Tools, Discord > server chat, web based world map, gradual world border expansion, grief prevention systems, adult staff team, and more.
How can I join Elysia?	To join, apply for the whitelist here and join the Discord waiting room server here.

Country Coping Minecraft Server

cultural norms, emotional well being, Coping skills, mental health, coping strategies

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and leave your troubles behind as you embark on a hilarious journey through a virtual world filled with wacky characters and outrageous adventures.

Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. From building giant banana statues to riding pigs through the sky, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and discover a whole new world of fun and laughter. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about the chaos in your country!

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Bear/Bull Market Minecraft SMP

smp, market, Bulls, market fluctuations, bears

Are you tired of dealing with bears and bulls in the stock market? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be trading is diamonds and emeralds. No need to worry about market crashes or short squeezes here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Rumor has it they have access to rare enchanted items that can’t be found anywhere else. Join our SMP and uncover the mysteries of the Villager Illuminati.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to a group of mischievous creepers who have formed their own punk rock band. They put on explosive concerts every Saturday night that are not to be missed. So come join us and rock out with the creepers, trade with the villagers, and leave the bears and bulls behind in the market where they belong.

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PadCraft Minecraft Server

buying pads, EMBARRASSMENT, sister, Support, sister’s needs

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us for wild adventures like the time I had to buy pads for my sister because she ran out during a period emergency. And guess what? My girlfriend was so shocked that she couldn’t believe I would do such a thing!

But that’s not all – we also have epic debates about whether it’s socially acceptable for siblings to help each other out during menstruation. Trust me, you won’t find this level of drama anywhere else!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s full of surprises and absurd stories, come join us and be part of the madness. Who knows what kind of outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next!

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SisterWeddingNoGo

SisterWeddingNoGo, Upset, relationships, maid of honour, missed calls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister’s wedding.

Imagine a world where your best friend’s maid of honor is actually your ex who cheated on you – talk about a plot twist! Will you choose to attend the wedding and face your past, or will you stand your ground and refuse to go like a true Minecraft warrior?

With our server, you’ll never know what crazy adventures await you next. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you find yourself in the middle of a scandalous love triangle like something out of a soap opera?

Join us now for a server experience like no other, where friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and drama is always on the menu. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

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NoobLearns2Play Minecraft SMP

new skills, achievement, self improvement, Curiosity, learning

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a llama while juggling flaming potatoes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we offer exclusive llama riding and flaming potato juggling lessons every Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama whispering or potato sculpting. So why wait? Join us now and unleash your inner llama-taming, potato-juggling master!

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Hatecraft – Trendy-Free Zone

abhorrence, Mainstream, aversion, conformity, loathsome

Are you tired of all those basic Minecraft servers with their boring old rules and regulations? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. On our server, anything is possible, even riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join him on epic quests. Rumor has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a handful of dirt. Will you be the next hero to join his ranks?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world of wonder and whimsy!

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Lula’s Crafty Minecraft Server

Lulas, political scandal, scandal, Government, south america

So, like, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where the owner is, like, a llama who can speak Portuguese? Yeah, I know, totally bonkers! But get this, they have this whole storyline where the human rights minister in Brazil got fired for, like, hitting on all the llamas in the server. I mean, who does that?! Anyway, if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures and maybe even some llama drama. So come on over and let’s get this party started, llama style!

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CraftyDefensePay

budget cuts, national security, military readiness, Military, government spending

haha come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is facing a military salary crisis cuz their defense budget ran out 😂😂😂 but don’t worry, we got u covered with tons of diamonds and gold to help u survive the chaos! build ur own army and take over the server in this crazy battle for survival! join now and be the hero ukraine needs in this time of crisis! 😜💎🔥 #minecraft #ukraine #crisis #diamonds #gold #epicserver

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