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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 5524 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 5961 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1288 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
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