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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 1654 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 129 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
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