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Mastermind Minecraft Server

/qa2/ meme, AMA, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election, influencer, internet culture, mastermind, meme creator, Minecraft, Online Community, online forum, political activism, Politics, Presidential election, QAnon, question and answer, Server, social media, trump, trump 2020, viral

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
New Chunks Explored:	878550	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the mastermind behind the infamous /qa2/ meme! Not only that, but this person claims they will definitely get Trump elected this season. How? Who knows, but you can ask them yourself in their short AMA happening today on the server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with meme magic, political shenanigans, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this crazy Minecraft server? So come on and join us for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience!

Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

COSPLAY, Erotic, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, felt wig, fetish, imagination, indulgence, INTIMATE, lights, lights off, Minecraft, Mio Akiyama, nutted, Roleplay, scarf, self love, self pleasure, self-care, Sensual, shirt off, smp, solo play

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Animals Bred:	88
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

advice, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, guidance, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, moving forward, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, SMP18AdviceMinecraft, wisdom, young adulthood

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5173	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

Allure, attractive, blocky, body image, bonanza, boobies, bosom, breasts, Bust, cleavage, curves, desire, eroticism, female anatomy, Femininity, mammaries, Physical attraction, seduction, sex appeal, sexual appeal, Sexuality, Tempting, tits

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Votes:	1260
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ores Mined:	3540	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Towns Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

Awareness, blocks, blocky, boobies, breast cancer, colorectal cancer, deaths, Diagnosis, early detection, Healthcare, lives, medical advancements, mortality rate, Pancreatic cancer, Prevention, research, Rise, risk factors, Save, Screening, statistics, survival rates, Treatment, unknown reasons, younger women

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

animated, Anime, Characters, decision, Diverse, Entertainment, genre, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, Minecraft, not gay, opinion, Plot, Recommendation, review, series, Server, Show, Storyline, streaming, television, watch

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

Africa, bum tickler, Chinese pig, DUMPED, hut, Indian faggot, Kek, MARRIED, Minecraft, Mud, mud huts, sheboon, smp, taller white guy

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Craft, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fidelity, friend group, loyalty, Marriage, matching tattoo, Military life, opposite sex coworker, permanent mark, relationship boundaries, Respect, s!ut shaming, Significant Other, tattoo, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2315
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8829
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

Attention, Awareness, care, concentration, consideration, detail, emphasis, Examination, Focus, IMPORTANCE, mindfulness, Minecraft, neglect, Observation, Overlooked, priority, scrutiny, Significance, smp, spotlight, Underappreciated, undervalued, UnseenBlocks

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Votes:	4007
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

CraftyQuotez

CraftyQuotez, deep quote, famous quote, favorite phrase, favorite quote, favorite saying, favorite words, favourite quote, happiness quote, inspirational quote, life quote, love quote, meaningful quote, motivational quote, positive quote, Quote, quote inspiration, quote of the day, success quote, wise words, words to live by

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Buildings Constructed:	42	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	3296

“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”