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  • HoloCraft: Where You Decide Hololive’s Next Hire!

    HoloCraft: Where You Decide Hololive’s Next Hire!
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 9237
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 984020 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because on our server, you have the power to hire the next member of Hololive! That’s right, you can choose anyone in the world (except yourself) to join the virtual idol group. Want to see Elon Musk busting out some sick dance moves? Or how about Gordon Ramsay critiquing Minecraft builds? The possibilities are endless on our server. So come join us for a wild ride of virtual idol recruitment and wacky shenanigans!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Party Palace

    Pixelated Party Palace
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 6624
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, let me tell you about the most epic Minecraft server from my generation! This server is so lit, even grandpa can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of Creeper’s sick drops.

    2. We have a giant lava slide that leads straight into a pool of diamond blocks. It’s like a rollercoaster of riches!

    3. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dab the legendary ghost?

    4. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has a crush on one of our players. Will you be the lucky one to steal her heart?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures that will make even grandpa jealous of your gaming skills!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoomCraft: Where the 110th explosion is always just around the corner!

    BoomCraft: Where the 110th explosion is always just around the corner!
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 720
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of cats on catnip? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for chaos and mayhem!

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the only rule is to have fun. Build towering structures, battle fierce mobs, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique feature that allows players to ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeper’s Monster Mash – Join the Fun!

    CraftyCreeper’s Monster Mash – Join the Fun!
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 9715
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Falling into the Void: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Monster Hunter madness and absolute shenanigans.

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Monster Hunter discussions that will make your head spin faster than a Creeper explosion!

    Need some info on Monster Hunter Wilds, Rise, or World? We’ve got you covered with links that will teleport you straight into the heart of the action. And don’t even get us started on the armor set searches – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more dragons.

    Looking to spice things up with some emulation and modding? We’ve got pastebins that will make your inventory overflow with possibilities. And if you’re wondering where all the cool kids are playing, just post the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage) and you’ll be partying with us in no time.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the absolute state of this general like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-armored Ender Dragon riding a pig while singing “Baby Shark” – anything is possible in our Minecraft world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!

    Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 8858
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Votes: 721 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, culturally insignificant Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so culturally significant that even the ancient Egyptians would be jealous! We’ve got pyramids made out of diamonds, sphinxes made out of emeralds, and even a secret room where Cleopatra herself used to play Minecraft. Join now and be a part of history in the making (or at least in the mining)! Hurry before the public forgets about us like they did with r9k!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread

    Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 4075
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 65
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness! Join us as we embark on wild adventures like FapOdds NapDubs, where you must nap in the middle of a dubstep concert while fapping vigorously. Or how about EdgeTrips Ruin666, where you can explore the edge of the world and summon demons to do your bidding while ruining everything in sight.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate challenge in Fap, ruin, eat cum, where you must fap, ruin structures, and then eat a bowl of…well, you get the idea. Time to roll with us gooner bitches and see who can survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this insane world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!

    CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 7137
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Farms Harvested: 462 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Celtic vs Rangers match in Minecraft form! Join us and choose your side – will you be a fierce Celtic warrior or a cunning Rangers rogue? Battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills in building the most epic fortresses. Trust us, this server is so intense, even the creepers are taking sides! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Battle Bots

    Blocky Battle Bots
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 2370
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the voices in your head constantly arguing with you? Well, join our Minecraft server where more people side with Walter than the voices in your head! Walter is our resident llama who always knows the right way to go, whether it’s building a castle or slaying dragons. Plus, rumor has it that Walter is secretly a Minecraft pro disguised as a llama. So come join us for a llama-tastic time and leave those pesky voices behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft

    Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 8455
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38
    Falling into the Void: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when my wife Kate mysteriously disappeared and then reappeared with a whole new set of skills.

    In this server, you’ll experience the thrill of being hunted down by a killer while trying to repair generators and escape with your life. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with a deadly twist!

    But wait, there’s more! Our bugfix patches are so legendary, they’ll make you question reality itself. And our All Things Wicked update will have you shaking in your pixelated boots.

    Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Kate’s disappearance. Or maybe you’ll just get sacrificed by the killer. Either way, it’s bound to be a blast!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft

    Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 2019
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99 Alien Abductions: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Potions Brewed: 101
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Crops Grown: 6079
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story about Manuel and his fat cock. Legend has it that Manuel’s cock is so massive, it can break through bedrock with a single thrust. And on our server, you too can wield the power of Manuel’s cock to conquer all your enemies and build the most epic structures imaginable. So come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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