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Better Apocalypse Now Than The Godfathers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7887
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like the apocalypse on steroids! Forget about the Godfathers, we’ve got drama, chaos, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutant creepers, zombie pigmen, and killer rabbits. Our community is like a dysfunctional family where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “TNT Tuesdays” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where we ride pigs off cliffs for fun. Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see why apocalypse now is definitely better than the Godfathers.

Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	88	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we encourage all players to let their girlfriends start anonymous OnlyFans accounts to make some extra diamonds! Who needs strip mining when you can just strip for diamonds instead? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a top subscriber, so you never know who might be watching! Join now for a wild and scandalous adventure unlike any other!

Lelouch vi Britannia Minecraft SMP Commander

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Animals Bred:	85	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, throw it back with our crazy SMP where anything goes! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties with creepers. Our community is filled with wacky characters like Bob the Sheep Whisperer and Sally the Ender Dragon Tamer. So why wait? Join us and throw it back to the most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Silesian’s Coal Mine Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Potions Brewed:	135
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Are you tired of spending your days toiling away in a boring coal mine? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can spend your hard-earned coal money in our fabulous shopping malls located right next to our coal-powered power plants! Who needs diamonds when you can have coal-powered bling, amirite? Join us on Sovl and live your best coal-filled life! Just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to steal your coal stash, they’re always causing trouble around here.

Based Nazi Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because our server is run by the most based Nazi you’ll ever meet in Minecraft!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making. Our fearless leader will guide you through the world of Minecraft like no other, with his unique blend of humor, creativity, and a touch of insanity.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server lies a secret treasure guarded by a pack of evil llamas. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because with our based Nazi in charge, anything can happen!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mines Excavated:	3415
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where VTubers run wild without any rules or regulations? Look no further! Our server is cracking down on VTubing with our outrageous government legislation proposal.

Join us if you want to witness VTubers being forced to wear ridiculous costumes, like a giant banana suit or a chicken costume, while streaming. You’ll never know what to expect next!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground VTuber fight club where VTubers battle it out for virtual supremacy. Will your favorite VTuber come out on top or will they be banished to the depths of the server forever?

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server where VTubers are controlled and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

Coneo Sur General + Friends Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – hilo anime! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Now, our server is filled with flying pigs and unicorns soaring through the sky, causing mayhem and hilarity wherever they go.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a friendly Ender Dragon who loves to play hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world, filled with laughter and surprises at every turn, then hilo anime is the place for you. Join us today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Kratos Slayer Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Votes:	5819	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can battle it out with Kratos himself! That’s right, the legendary God of War is roaming around our world, waiting for a worthy opponent to take him down. Will you be the one to claim victory and earn the title of Kratos Slayer? Join now and test your skills against the ultimate boss battle!

Haachama SMP World – 赤井はあと/はあちゃま

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3311
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Villages Defended:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further than our unmedicated beard edition SMP! Join us for wild adventures, crazy shenanigans, and epic battles with the most outrageous players you’ll ever meet.

Our server is home to the legendary Girl with pink hair, the mysterious Haachama Dark Web, and the infamous ブタサンダー【Cover】. You never know what kind of madness will unfold next, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored for a second!

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a Ban RTA live in action! Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our SMP today and become a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft community out there!

Socialize Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	5525	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8206
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3973	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37

Are you tired of this generation being ruined by tech pads, internet brain, and Covid? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the madness of the real world by building your own virtual paradise.

On our server, men are encouraged to embrace their masculinity and women are free to be as confrontational as they please. Who needs societal norms when you can create your own rules in the world of Minecraft?

Join us now and become a part of a community where hermits are celebrated, brokenness is a thing of the past, and mental clarity is just a block away. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to fix this generation one block at a time!