Blitz Minecraft Servers

Blitz

  • Bookworm Blitz: Read & Craft!

    Bookworm Blitz: Read & Craft!

    New Minecraft Servers

    🍄✨ Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ve ever stumbled upon! ✨🍄

    Ever wondered what could possibly keep you glued to the endless expanse of blocks and mobs? Well, strap in, blockheads, ‘cause we’ve got some outlandish reasons to join this server that’ll make you forget about those boring novels forever!

    🌌 Intergalactic Cow Racing: Ever witnessed a cow with rocket boosters? Here, you’ll not only find them but race them across the cosmos for the ultimate prize: a lifetime supply of enchanted hay bales and a dubious title of “Intergalactic Cow Wrangler.” Watch as they soar across stars while you cheer like a lunatic!

    🍕 Pizza Pirates from Planet Cheese: Join forces with a band of swashbuckling space pirates who exclusively loot pizzas from the planet Cheese-a-roni! Not only do you get to build pirate ships made of pepperoni, but you’ll engage in epic cheese battles against the evil forces of Veggie Vilains. Who knew saving pizza could be so thrilling?!

    🧙‍♂️ The Great King of Transylvania’s Enchanted Bibliotheca: In this server, books come to life! Literally. They turn into animated creatures that will either help you on your quest or try to eat your face off. Let the action-packed Read or Die moments keep your heart racing instead of those boring old plot twists!

    🐲 Dragon Petting Zoo: Be prepared to encounter the rare and cuddly “Pumpernickel,” a dragon that sneezes customizable fireworks! Not only do you get to pet this majestic beast, but if you feed it enough cookies, it might just grant you wishes like “I wish for a never-ending supply of diamonds!” (Disclaimer: Results may vary wildly.)

    🧊 Invisible Bedrock Duck Hunt: Forget basic survival; here, we have the ultimate test of skill! Equip yourself with only a rusty spoon and invisible armor to track down the elusive bedrock ducks. They’re camouflaged so well; even the most seasoned players get lost and end up on a quest to find their own sanity. Success rewards you with a spectacular marching band of enchanted squids!

    👾 Drama Llama Fights: Ever have a spat with a llama? Here, llamas duel it out as they vie for the title of “Drama Llama Supreme”! Join to place your bets and witness the chaos of melodramatic llamas complete with sunglasses and top hats. Who will tear up the stage first? Spoiler: It’s gonna be magnificent.

    So if you’re tired of mundane storytelling and yearn for outrageous, chaotic adventures that put novel pages to shame, dive headfirst into our server. Your wildest Minecraft dreams (and absurd nightmares) await! Will you answer the call? 🌈🪐💥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DroneCraft: Russia’s Epic Blitz!

    DroneCraft: Russia’s Epic Blitz!

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like russia launching the biggest drone attack everrrr in the game! we got drones flying everywhere, blowing up blocks left and right. it’s like a war zone but with creepers and endermen instead of soldiers.

    join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions and building ur base in the midst of chaos. plus, we got secret underground bunkers where u can hide from the drone attacks and plan ur revenge.

    come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to survive the craziest minecraft server in existence!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pill Pals: Pharma Bribe Blitz

    Pill Pals: Pharma Bribe Blitz

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server! why, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story. so, once upon a time, there was a doctor who was taking bribes from pharmaceutical companies left and right. but then, he joined our server and BAM, he stopped taking bribes and started building epic castles instead! true story, bro.

    if u join our server, u will be surrounded by so much fun and laughter that u won’t even think about taking bribes from anyone. plus, the deal-making between players and admins is off the charts! u wanna trade some diamonds for a enchanted sword? no problem, we got u covered.

    so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest adventures of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, no bribes allowed, only building and mining like a boss.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ElderlyCraft: Kursk Blitz

    ElderlyCraft: Kursk Blitz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, dis server be so lit dat even Russia be launchin’ double airstrikes on a freakin’ nursing home just to try and stop us from playin’ on it! Like, they be so jelly of our epic builds and insane PvP skills dat they be tryna take us out, but we just keep respawning and wreckin’ ’em again and again. Join us on dis server if you wanna be part of da most epic battle in Minecraft history, where even the military can’t stop us from havin’ a blast! Let’s show Russia who’s boss and dominate dis server together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Viral Ad Blitz Minecraft

    Viral Ad Blitz Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u ever seen them super bowl ads? they spend all this cash on one ad but if they put that same energy into all their ads, they’d be famous af. imagine if they advertised our server like that, we’d have so many players we wouldn’t know what to do with them all. come join us and be part of the madness, we promise you won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs. true story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bluegrass Blitz Minecraft Server

    Bluegrass Blitz Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with slow gameplay and lame music? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds at lightning speed while jamming out to some sick bluegrass tunes. It’s like a hoedown party in the mineshaft!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron…feather? Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of this majestic fowl in all his clucking glory.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s a rave like no other, and you’re invited to boogie down with the undead!

    So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild, wacky adventure filled with fast-paced gameplay, bluegrass tunes, and dancing zombies? Come on over and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KurskCraft: Drone Warfare Blitz

    KurskCraft: Drone Warfare Blitz

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha imagine if ukraine was a minecraft server and they did a Kursk Offensive with electronic warfare and drones lol u gotta join this server for some epic battles and crazy technology shenanigans. u can ride on drones and shoot lasers at your enemies while jamming their electronics like a boss. come join the chaos and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • – “Ok BoomerCraft” – “BoomerBlock” – “BoomerCrafters” – “BoomCraft” – “BoomerZone” – “The Boomer Server” – “BoomerVille” – “BoomerLand” – “The Boomer Experience” – “Boomer Blitz”

    – “Ok BoomerCraft” – “BoomerBlock” – “BoomerCrafters” – “BoomCraft” – “BoomerZone” – “The Boomer Server” – “BoomerVille” – “BoomerLand” – “The Boomer Experience” – “Boomer Blitz”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where boomers roam free, talking about the good old days of Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is where the REAL action is at! Join us and witness epic battles between boomers and millennials as they fight for control of the server. Will the boomers be remembered as heroes or villains? Only time will tell! So join us now and be a part of Minecraft history in the making!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Rehab MC: Chill Adult Craft

    Rehab MC: Chill Adult Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Rehab MC [SMP] [Semi-Vanilla]

    About Us

    Rehab MC is back! This server started in 2014 as a chill spot for folks who wanted a laid-back Vanilla+ vibe. It ran till 2018 and now it’s back for adults who like to play after work. Most players are 20-35, English speakers from the US and EU. Build what you love, just don’t mess with others.

    Join Us

    Want in? Join our Discord to get on the whitelist!

    Server Info

      • Version: Java 1.21.5
      • Difficulty: Hard
      • Location: US West Coast
      • Hardware: Ryzen 7, 10GB RAM, 1Gbps Fiber

    Main Features

      • Big Map: 40,000 block radius (80,000 blocks end to end)
      • QoL Boosts: 3 homes, CoreProtect, chest protection
      • Playtime Rewards: More homes, enderchest, workbench, fly
      • Web Map: Find cool spots, first 10,000 blocks are ready
      • Cross-Chat: Discord to Minecraft
      • Friendly Community: All welcome, LGBTQ+ friendly
      • No Pay-to-Win: Only boost the Discord if you want

    How to Join

    Like what you see? Join our Discord and fill out a quick app for the whitelist:

      • What’s your Minecraft name?
      • Are you 18 or older?
      • Tell us about yourself (hobbies, best build, etc.)
      • Will you follow the rules?

    Rules

      • Be nice in chat.
      • Treat others how you want to be treated.
      • Don’t touch what’s not yours.
      • We’re LGBTQ+ friendly.
      • No ads or spam.
      • No cheating.
      • Rules apply even if you don’t read them.

    Note: This is an 18+ server. Chats may have strong language. If that’s not your style, this isn’t the place for you.

    Staff: TheWhiskrs, roarTheLoneWolf, Kuuboseiki


    Join us for a fun, relaxed time in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WonderVoid Anarchy Realm

    WonderVoid Anarchy Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to WonderVoid!

    WonderVoid is a small Minecraft Bedrock anarchy server. It’s a fun place where chaos rules and players can do what they want. This server is still in beta, so it’s a work in progress.

    What to Expect:

      • Anarchy Vibes: Players can form and break alliances. The world changes based on what players build or wreck.
      • Some Rules: Total cheats, lag spammers, or crashers are a no-go. It’s all about freedom without making the game unplayable.
      • Server Time: The server won’t be on all the time yet. It may go offline for updates and fixes. Keep an eye out!

    Join the Community:

      • No Fees: Play for free! No pay-to-win stuff, no ranks, no special perks. Donations are cool if you want to help out.
      • Self-Hosted: The server runs on personal gear, so it stays online as long as there are players.

    Server Info:

      • IP: wondervoid.playit.pub
      • Port: 45073

    Stay Updated:

    Join the Discord for news and updates!


    WonderVoid is all about having fun in a wild world. Come join the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP