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Spasmic Loneliness Island

amblyopia, blisters, control, deafness, depression, eye condition, floating feeling, headphones, Hearing, Insanity, ISLAND, lazy eye disease, Loneliness, mental health, Music, physical spasms, schizophrenia, sedentary lifestyle, SELF AWARENESS, Spasmic, speed walking, stereo blindness

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us in breaking free from the sedentary lifestyle of society and embrace the madness of our virtual world. Spend your time speed walking around our virtual halls like a madman, asserting your control over yourself. Feel the blisters on your feet as you float through our unique challenges.

Work part time or full time in our virtual jobs to destroy that floating feeling, but beware – you may end up with a schizophrenia diagnoses from our virtual doctors. Embrace your inner craziness as you navigate through the world of amblyopia, where eye conditions affect your hearing and nothing is as it seems.

Join us in this wild adventure and let your left eye be slightly smaller than your right, because here at our Minecraft server, we celebrate the madness in all of us. So come on, put on your headphones and let’s get started on this crazy journey together!

NoSeatForKidsCraft

balance, blisters, child, child-free, disabled, Elderly, EMBARRASSMENT, ENTITLEMENT, giving up seat, long journey, NoSeatForKidsCraft, parents, pet peeve, Pregnant, priority, public transport, public transportation, refusal, social etiquette, standing, Subway

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can assert your dominance and stand your ground? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to never give up their seat, even in virtual worlds!

Join our server and show everyone that you won’t be pushed around by entitled parents and their demanding children. Stand firm, even if you have virtual blisters on your feet (ouch!).

Don’t let anyone make you feel like the bad guy for prioritizing your own comfort and journey. Join us and be the hero who doesn’t give in to societal pressure. Are you the Asshole? Not on our server!

BlockyBeauty: The Ultimate ‘Heightmaxxing’ Minecraft Server

#54, 5 foot 8, 6 feet, airmax, blisters, BlockyBeauty, Blondes, england, female height, Heightmaxxing, Indian, Investments, leg lengthening surgery, Lifts, male height, manlets, Minecraft, retail worker, self service, Server, short man, tall ethnic dudes, Ultimate, white gf

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Are you tired of being a short manlet in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over your enemies and impressing all the ladies with your height? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your height insecurities!

Join our server and experience the power of being over 6 feet tall in the virtual world. With our special potions and power-ups, you can grow taller than ever before and dominate the competition. No more feeling like a tiny deformed freak, now you can stand tall and proud!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with blonde NPCs just waiting for a tall, handsome player like you to sweep them off their feet. Literally! With our 5-inch leg lengthening surgery option, you’ll be strutting around like a giant among men, attracting all the white girlfriends your heart desires.

So why wait? Join our server now and start living your tall dreams today. Who needs real-life leg lengthening surgery when you can just play Minecraft instead? Don’t be a manlet, be a Minecraft giant!

Crafty Chat City Minecraft Server

100% free, AI Music, Chat, city, Claims, Crafty, free, long tail tags, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, Pricing, Server, Site

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4112	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you pay just to have fun? Look no further, because our server is 100% free… well, kind of. Sure, we have a membership and pricing tab, but that’s just for show! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is to play Minecraft). Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a floating island in the sky, so you’ll have to navigate through clouds and dodge flying pigs just to log in. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

SMP Minecraft – SERIOUS Kevin Nash Talk

agile, Al Snow, bitter old timer, black cocks, charisma, cornball lines, discussion, gay interracial fagfiction, GOLD, kevin, Kevin Nash, Minecraft, Nash, one-liners, Psychology, Relevant, serious, smp, Talk, the rock, top shelf, underrated worker, wrestling business

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Falling into the Void:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience.

Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And the zombies? They break out into dance numbers instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, if you can befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Steve the Sorcerer. He’s been known to turn players into unicorns or summon giant flying pigs to ride around on. It’s chaos and hilarity at every turn on our Minecraft SMP.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

OteriaSMP

Adrenaline, Adventure, Battles, Champion, Community, Equipment, Gaming, Grades, Kits, Minecraft, money system, OteriaSMP, passionate, PvP, pvp 1.20, rare items, Server, Survival, Upgrade, vibrant

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Potions Brewed:	183	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to Oteria, the Minecraft server that will revolutionize your gaming experience!

Immerse yourself in a world where adventure and adrenaline await you. With our unique money system, you will be able to earn and spend your riches to upgrade your equipment and purchase rare items.

Get ready for epic battles with our PvP 1.20! Face off against friends and enemies in intense battles and show who is the true champion.

Personalize your experience with our tailor-made grades and kits. Whether you’re a new player or a veteran, there’s always something for you on Oteria.

Join us now and be part of Minecraft’s most vibrant and passionate community. Oteria is waiting for you!

oteriasmp.minesr.com:25621

SpaceCraft Adventure Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, ex, futuristic, gameplay, Gaming, metroid, Minecraft, Nintendo, part 1, Powers, Protagonist, Recovery, samus, Sci Fi, Sequel, series, Server, Space, spacecraft, Storyline, storytime, video game, Welcome back

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Void Gems Collected:	22
Dimension Hops:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can witness Samus recovering her powers in a way you’ve never seen before! Join us as we embark on a journey filled with pixelated power-ups and explosive creepers. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll gain superhuman abilities and be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

The Enemy of Linkies Minecraft SMP

Ari’s book, Bitcoin, cautionary tale, damaged cubes, ENEMY, Green.., Hopium, ikea stand, linkies, Lyrics, MEANT, Minecraft, Music, PRETEND, red, secondhand, Sergey, smp, Swift, Trouble, unread, Warning

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you dare to face the wrath of the evil Linkies, who are out to destroy everything in their path. But fear not, for we have a secret weapon – the Hopium!

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Ari’s book, rumored to hold the key to defeating the nefarious Sergey who haunts our dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges that lie ahead and save our beloved Minecraft world from certain doom?

So come on, join us and experience the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer insanity that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, nothing is ever as it seems between Swift and Sergey, and the only way to survive is to embrace the chaos!

SEMARGL-GAMES Minecraft server

Activity, ADMIN, Chicken Egg, Clans, Currency, donation, Happy Game, Mob, Private, privileges, Rewards, SEMARGL-GAMES, Shops, Vanilla, work

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Items Found:	7577

Welcome to the world of classic survival SEMARGL-GAMES!

A simple Vanilla server without unnecessary bells and whistles.

The same Minecraft that we love!☝️

Few occupied territories!

An ideal server for relaxation!?

We have:

– REWARDS FOR ATTRACTING PLAYERS!

– Private!?

– Shops!?

– Currency!?

– Work!✍️

– Clans!?‍?‍?

– REWARDS FOR ACTIVITY!?

– To catch a mob, throw a chicken egg at it!

– GENEROUS DONATION FOR PRIVILEGES?

– Good admin :)?

Our donation site!

https://semargl-games.easydonate.ru

WE WISH YOU A HAPPY GAME!

semargl-games.online

Impress Her Minecraft Server

ai, gender bending, guy, Impress, Impression, lewd, Minecraft, reading, Server, Thread, vocal performance, vocal practice, vocal range, vocal recording, vocal skills, vocal techniques, Vocaroo, vocaroo thread, voice changers, voice impression, voice modulation, Wholesome, woman’s voice

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mines Excavated:	3026
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and engage in intense dance battles with creepers!

Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Villagers spinning sick beats. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show – it’s a must-see event that will leave you in stitches!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, in which case, please refrain from eating our brains). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

W H Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Minecraft SMP

list, long tail, Minecraft, smp, tags, WWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, WWWWW

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3117	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ores Mined:	7354	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who gets to build their base next to the village well.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama utopia. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and llamas.

EdensScaleSMP

Adventure, armor, bedrock, Challenges, Community, Cosmetic Armor, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Filipino, Friends, Intense PvP Arena, ip address, java, Java 1.20.6, Java 1.21, KitPvP, Platform, PORT, PvP, Supported versions, Survival, teamwork, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Towns Built:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Eden’s Scale SMP – The Ultimate Filipino Minecraft Server! Looking to find new friends and a welcoming community? Eden’s Scale SMP is here to bring you an exciting adventure full of fun and new connections! Join us and explore a world that’s alive with adventure, teamwork, and unique challenges!

Crossplay Support – Java and Bedrock Compatible! Play with friends across platforms! Whether you’re on Java or Bedrock, Eden’s Scale SMP is ready for you. IP Address: edensscalesmp.mc-play.fun Bedrock Port: 7126 Supported Versions: Java 1.20.6 – 1.21+

Server Features:

Adventure Survival Intense PvP Arena Economy System Cosmetic Armor

edensscalesmp.mc-play.fun:7126

The Dog House Minecraft Server

dog, House, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old snow biomes? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s snowing all year round! That’s right, you can have a white winter whenever you want, no matter what season it is!

Join our server for the ultimate snowball fight experience. Build forts, gather your friends, and pelt each other with snowballs until you can’t feel your fingers anymore. It’s the perfect way to stay cool in the summer or embrace the winter vibes in the middle of July.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Yeti King, a mythical creature who roams the snowy peaks in search of challengers. Defeat him in battle and claim his treasure, but be warned, he’s not your average snowman.

So come join us on our snow-covered server and experience a winter wonderland like never before. Just remember to bundle up and watch out for frostbite!