Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Sir Baa-a-lot who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. But beware, because the evil Chicken Overlord is always plotting to steal it for himself.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all: the majestic Llama Unicorn. Ride one of these beauties into battle and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity and fun?
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are more bananas than a monkey on a pogo stick. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort your milk out your nose (even if you’re not drinking milk).
But that’s not all! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for the craziest, wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to solitaire).
But that’s not all! Our server is also famous for its legendary treasure hunts, where players have the chance to find hidden chests filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that give you the ability to turn into a block of cheese.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our infamous “Tower of Terror” challenge, where you must navigate through a maze filled with booby traps and evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the laughter and chaos begin!
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying llamas while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from hordes of zombie villagers riding giant spiders.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where you can feast on delicious fiery tacos while fending off hungry zombie pigmen.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Happiness awaits you in ways you never thought possible.
WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, CUZ THERE’S A CREEPER ARMY GUARDING IT!
OH AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A GIANT CAFFEINE FOUNTAIN THAT MAKES U BUILD FASTER AND JUMP HIGHER? YEAH, IT’S PRETTY EPIC!
SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! U WON’T REGRET IT, UNLESS U GET CAUGHT BY THE CREEPER ARMY, THEN U MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE. LOL!
| Description | One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 259 weeks in a row. Yippee Ki Yay, Miner Crafters. If you die… you can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition. Sundays at 12CT there is also a special Team Competition, going now for 225 weeks now. Current prize selections could include a revive on the persistent ultra-hardcore world, or an in-game advancement shout-out. Details in the discord channel. |
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| Server IP | Minecraft multi–player server: gapple.mchost.proDirect IP if you prefer 108.181.149.16:26998 |
| Goal | Stay alive and earn the most points doing it. Score: +1 per minute you stay alive, +1 per experience point you earn. Examples: killing a skeleton earns 3 points, and killing the dragon earns 12,000 points. |
| Question | Answer |
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| Are there any specific server rules? | Do not use client-side mods that give unfair advantages. No hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients on our servers. |
| What are the special features of the Apocalypse DataPack? | Players killed by a zombie become a zombie, enhanced skeletons, biting bats, web-spinning spiders, defending Ox-Heads, the deadly Litch, Herobrine, and Medusa guarding the Nether. |
| What is the Discord invite link? | https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7 |
| How does the scoring system work on the server? | Players earn +1 point per minute alive and +1 point per experience point earned. Various actions in the game have different point values. |
Our server is so action-packed, you’ll feel like you’re constantly playing in the dark with no supervision, just like those kids in the street! And don’t worry, we have plenty of distractions to keep you entertained, just like this dad who can’t resist showing off his new car instead of watching his son.
So come join us for a chaotic and thrilling experience that will leave you questioning everything, just like this mom who can’t believe her husband’s excuses. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!