Bliss MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBliss

calmness, BlockyBliss, simple pleasure, Peace, Serenity

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget to eat, sleep, and even shower (who needs hygiene when you have virtual blocks to mine, am I right?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids. Join us and you may just uncover the hidden llama treasure (spoiler alert: it’s just a bunch of carrots and wool, but hey, it’s the thought that counts).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks in Morse code. Some say it’s trying to communicate with us from the great beyond, others say it’s just looking for its lost egg. Either way, you won’t want to miss out on this clucking good time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown (or at least mildly entertained). Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

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Blocky Bliss Minecraft Server

blocky, Server, Bliss, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about pure unfiltered sex… I mean FUN! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little romance with some creepers (if that’s your thing). Our server is so hot, it’ll make the Nether look like a winter wonderland. So come on, join us and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your diamond armor… and maybe some protection.

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Bedrock Bliss Minecraft Server

Therapy, coping strategies, aging, mental health, Marriage

Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save your virtual love life! Join us and experience a world where your block-placing skills translate to epic moves between the sheets. Who needs Viagra when you have diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes to spice things up? Trust us, your partner will be begging for more once they see your redstone creations. So come on, join our server and get ready to mine, craft, and get freaky like never before!

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Block Break Bliss

BLOCK, Break, Bliss

Join our Minecraft server and experience the pure joy of digging straight down without hitting lava! Trust us, it’s a thrill like no other. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

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Minecraft Mania Server

success, achievement, Victory, satisfying moments, accomplishment

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for epic moments and non-stop laughter! Join us and experience the most satisfying moments of all time, like when you finally find that elusive diamond after hours of mining, or when you successfully prank your friends by building a giant chicken army to take over their base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and has a pet creeper that can do the moonwalk. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one tap.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most satisfying Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

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BLISS SMP!! Where Creepers Blame Lag for Their Explosive Personalities

application, explosive, Experience, Blisssmp, Secure

BlissSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name BlissSMP

Plugins 2 plugins for a genuine Vanilla experience

Player Limit 15 active players

Server Type Vanilla

FAQ

1. How can I join the BlissSMP server?

You can join the server by clicking on the following link: https://discord.gg/3uf6YuFvtY and following the instructions provided.

2. How many plugins does the server have?

The server has just 2 plugins to maintain a genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience.

3. What is the player limit on BlissSMP?

The player limit on BlissSMP is 15 active players.

4. Is BlissSMP currently accepting applications?

BlissSMP is currently keeping the server cozy until it reaches 15 active players, after which it will be application-only. Secure your spot now!

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TechieCraft: Where Windows, Linux, MacOS, iPhone, and Android players unite in blocky bliss!

Players, windows, iPhone, unite, TechieCraft

Are you a true technology fan like me? Do you love Windows, Linux, MacOS, iPhone, and Android? If you don’t, then sorry, but you’re not invited to our Minecraft server! Why? Because our server is so technologically advanced that only the most hardcore tech enthusiasts can handle it.

Join us for epic battles where you can fight with iPhones and Androids instead of swords and pickaxes. Build your base using Windows and Linux machines, and defend it with the power of MacOS.

But beware, if you’re caught using outdated technology like a flip phone or a fax machine, you’ll be banished to the Stone Age (literally, we have a Stone Age dimension in our server).

So if you’re ready to geek out and game on with the coolest techies around, join our server now! Just make sure you bring your A-game and your latest gadgets, or you’ll be left in the dust.

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Elysiumcraft network

Mythicmobs, Challenges, Paradise, Bliss, Custom Enchants

It conveys a sense of beauty and creativity with the use of “Elysian,” which is often associated with paradise or a place of bliss in Greek mythology. The addition of “Craft” ties in well with Minecraft, emphasizing the creative and crafting aspects of the game.

Embark on epic quests, conquer daunting challenges, and build magnificent structures with friends, or forge your path as a lone adventurer.

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PoopCraft: Where Every Block is a Treasure

Heaven, nirvana, BLOCK, Dreamland, Bliss

Welcome to Brown Man’s Heaven, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground village where all the villagers wear sunglasses and ride pigs like they’re in a rodeo. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog made out of lava and obsidian. The winner gets to eat the hot dog, but be warned – it’s spicy!

3. Our admin, Bigfoot, is known for randomly turning players into chickens for his own amusement. Don’t worry, you’ll turn back eventually… we think.

4. We have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and will help you mine diamonds. Just be sure to bring them some ghostly snacks!

5. Our server mascot is a rainbow-colored llama named Larry who can fly and shoot lasers from his eyes. He’s the ultimate protector against griefers and trolls.

So what are you waiting for? Join Brown Man’s Heaven today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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DykeCraft: Where Whores and Dykes Unite in Blocky Bliss

Slur, RECLAIMING, social justice, unite, DykeCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with dykes and whores galore.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dykes ride in on rainbow-colored llamas, ready to trade with you. Need some extra help in battle? Call upon our team of battle-ready whores to fight by your side.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Dyke Whore Mountain, where rumor has it a secret treasure is hidden at the top. Will you be brave enough to climb to the peak and claim your reward?

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Dykes, whores, and adventure await!

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