Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!
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LoveCraftedMC
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HappyCraft SMP
Are you tired of mining for diamonds all alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where happiness comes in the form of pixelated riches and epic adventures!Join us on our server where the sun always shines, the creepers are friendly, and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that). We have a thriving community of players who are always ready to team up for epic builds, crazy pranks, and intense PvP battles.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the treasure for yourself?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience happiness like never before!
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BetterThanSex Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about real life responsibilities – including getting laid. Who needs sex when you can spend hours building epic structures, battling mobs, and trolling your friends?Our server is like a virtual wonderland where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not? Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas? Absolutely!
But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. We’ve had players who have forgotten to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were so engrossed in the game. Who needs basic bodily functions when you have virtual adventures to embark on?
So come join us and experience the ultimate thrill ride of Minecraft SMP. Who needs sex when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Let the addiction begin!
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JoyfulCraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience pure, unadulterated joy!Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy!
So if you’re ready to let loose, laugh until your sides hurt, and maybe even find some epic loot along the way, then come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find that true happiness you’ve been searching for all along!
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VAST
from the creator of the bliss smp plugin… its finally time to introduce the long awaited…
VAST SMP
On vast we develop servers and push the boundaries of minecraft, here are some really cool servers we are working on…The Ultimate Public Bliss SMP COMING OUT S1 IN 2 DAYS!
Clash Of Nations
CREATED BY PLAYER FOR PLAYER
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Blocky Blissville
Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a talking llama who will guide you on your quest for glory. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
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UnderratedJoy – Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to experience the ultimate thrill of taming wild llamas and riding them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons just waiting to be explored by brave adventurers like yourself. Plus, rumor has it that our resident sheep farmer has a secret recipe for wool that can give you superpowers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!
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Blocky Bliss: Favorite Sensation
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will give you the sensation of riding a rainbow unicorn through a field of cotton candy clouds while eating ice cream made of pure happiness!Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens with laser eyes, building a house out of dancing llamas, and riding a rollercoaster made entirely of diamonds and emeralds. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where pigs fly and creepers breakdance?
So come join us and let your senses be tantalized in ways you never thought possible. Who needs non-sexual sensations when you can have all this and more on our insane Minecraft server!
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The Renaissance Realm: Where building castles is more important than paying your mortgage
Minecraft Server Invitation
Welcome to Our Minecraft Server!
Hey friends! I’m thrilled to invite you to a brand-new survival realm where we’re starting from scratch and building something incredible together! 🏡✨
Here’s the plan:
Feature Description Fresh World We’re diving into a completely new survival world with a blank canvas, ready for us to craft our dreams and create a thriving settlement. Build Together Imagine us working side by side to design and construct a massive settlement, each of us adding our unique touch and flair. Completely vanilla survival; we’ll go through everything together and divide tasks. Explore & Mine We’ll embark on exciting adventures, uncovering hidden treasures and gathering resources to fuel our shared vision. Challenges & Triumphs We’ll take on challenges as a team, celebrating our victories and learning from our experiences together. Communal Living We’ll respect each other’s space and creations while also enjoying communal activities and helping each other with resources. Each of us will have our own house and land, contributing to our vibrant community. Vanilla with a Twist We’re sticking to unmodded Minecraft (other than shaders and realistic resource packs) to keep the experience classic yet visually stunning. Forever Realm This isn’t a short-term adventure; this realm is for the long haul. We’re in it for years of fun, camaraderie, and shared memories. If you’re looking for a place to build, explore, and grow alongside loyal friends, this is your chance! Let’s create something extraordinary together and make lasting memories. 💫
Drop me a message if you’re in, ideally with your Discord and MC user handle, and let’s get started on this amazing journey!
See you in the realm! 🗺️✨
P.S.: Ideally, you are at least a teenager or older, so that we can coordinate projects and have adult respect for each other! I’m looking for about 10-15 people who are going to be in for the long-run.
FAQ
Question: How do I join the server?
Answer: To join the server, please send a message with your Discord and MC user handle to the host.
Question: Are there any age restrictions?
Answer: Ideally, participants should be teenagers or older to ensure coordination and respect among players.
Question: How many people are you looking for?
Answer: The host is looking for about 10-15 people who are committed to the long-term success of the realm.
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HappyCraftMC
Do you know what makes us happy? A Minecraft server so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low! Join our server and experience the joy of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of your favorite food, and engaging in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons break it down to “Thriller” by Michael Jackson. So come on, what are you waiting for? Happiness awaits you on our server!