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BlinkerCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Mines Excavated:	4115
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Animals Bred:	36
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring drives to work with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and blinker drama!

Imagine a world where using your blinker in a protected left turn lane is the ultimate challenge. Will you risk the wrath of the city police or play it safe like a responsible driver? The choice is yours on our server!

Embark on epic quests to convince your partner to use their blinker, or face the consequences of Reddit shaming. Will you be the hero who saves South Texas from blinker neglect?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of blinker battles like never before. Who knew driving etiquette could be so exhilarating in the world of Minecraft?

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	467983	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can chill with your cereal and play PS2 games on our exclusive emulator! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you can mine for high scores in classic PS2 games while enjoying a bowl of your favorite cereal. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears when you least expect it. So come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Minecraft SMP: The Crappy Manga Artists

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a poorly drawn manga, full of wacky characters and unpredictable storylines. Join us if you want to guess the title of our manga while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who leaves mysterious messages in the chat. Can you decipher its cryptic clues and uncover the secrets of our world?

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

3. Our server is home to a legendary diamond sword that can only be wielded by the chosen one. Will you be the one to claim this powerful weapon and become the ultimate warrior?

4. Every full moon, the trees on our server come to life and start dancing. Join us for our monthly tree rave and boogie down with the enchanted foliage.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a hilariously bizarre adventure unlike any other! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

GrannyCraft Diabetic Drama

Allergies, birthday cake, Boundaries, buttercream frosting, college, Communication, dessert, diabetes, Diabetic, Drama, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, food preparation, generational differences, GrannyCraft, leaving family, peanut allergy, personal boundaries, rude behavior, sugar intake, toxic relationships

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mines Excavated:	4088
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from your rude, peanut-loving family members? Look no further! Join our server where there’s no powdered sugar drama, just epic adventures and blocky fun! Build your own birthday cake castle and invite only the coolest players to share a slice (we promise it won’t be too sugary). Plus, our server is 100% peanut-free, so you can game in peace without any allergic reactions. Say goodbye to toxic family members and hello to a new virtual family of fellow gamers. Join now and leave the powdered sugar drama behind!

Funeral Beach Party!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4621
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Potions Brewed:	154
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as lifeless as a funeral? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate beach vacation destination! Picture this: you’re mourning the loss of your beloved pet parrot, but wait – there’s a beautiful sandy beach just a stone’s throw away! Why not grab your beach gear and make a day of it? Who says you can’t grieve and catch some rays at the same time? Join our server for a funeral-turned-beach-party experience like no other!

ElMayoCraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Ores Mined:	7401
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2386	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

lol imagine if el mayo was actually just chilling on this minecraft server instead of being in custody 😂😂 like he’s just building houses out of cactus and selling diamonds for tacos 🌵💎🌮 join our server for a chance to team up with el mayo and become the richest drug lord in minecraft history! 💰💊🔫 plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with emeralds and enchanted gear 🕵️‍♂️🗝️🔮 come join the fun and chaos on our server today! 😜🎮 #minecraft #elmayo #druglord #tacos #cactusbuilding

3AMCraft: Early Bird or Night Owl?

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	6427	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Potions Brewed:	130	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	7

join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! imagine a world where the glass is always full, even at 3am! we have magical unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts. you can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your diamond sword. our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the macarena! come join us and experience the madness for yourself. 3am is just the beginning of the party on our server!

GunCraft2023

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u gotta protect urself with firearms. yea, u heard me right. u can shoot creepers and skeletons and zombies with ur glock. it’s like call of duty meets minecraft, but way more epic.

join our server and be one of the 65 million americans who own firearms for protection in 2023. u gotta be ready for anything, cuz u never know when a herd of angry cows will come charging at u.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the mobs and plot ur next move. trust me, u won’t find this kind of action on any other server. so grab ur gun and get ready to blast ur way to victory.

join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Mystwood Enclave

Adventures, Ancient, canopies, Crafting, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchanting, Epic, Exploration, Forest, landscape, Magic, Minecraft, Mysteries, Mysterious, Mystwood Enclave, PvE, Quests, Realm, Roleplay, Serene, Vanilla, Village

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Welcome to Mystwood Enclave!

An enchanting Minecraft realm where a serene, mysterious village lies nestled beneath the towering canopies of an ancient, enchanted forest. Embark on epic quests through a world where each block tells a story, offering boundless creativity and thrilling exploits. Mystwood Enclave invites you to uncover the secrets of the forest and unleash your crafting magic. Our natural landscape merges with limitless crafting possibilities, creating a realm filled with endless adventures and mysteries to explore.

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BigShovelUniverse: 1.21 Edition – Try Not to Get Lost in Our Minuscule Community!

10+ Year History, AFK players, Age 25+, BigShovelUniverse, Block edit logging, Chat Functionality, Chest locking, Community, Difficulty, Discord, Dynmap, Edition, Grief Protection, Lost, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, minuscule, No-Claims, Server, Smaller Community, Text Colors, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Details
Age Requirement	25+
Ranks/Moderators	No
Area Claim	No plugins
New Map	Started on June 9th, 2023 with 1.20 update
World Border	Set at 30k blocks from spawn, will be expanded
Player Peak	8-12 players online at peak times
Difficulty	Hard
Render View Distance	32 Chunks

Additional Information:

We aim for a vanilla experience with a few exceptions like Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, etc. We have a small community and additional servers for older maps and creative play.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord and introduce yourself to be whitelisted.

Q: Is there an age requirement?

A: Yes, players must be 25 years or older.

Q: Are ranks or moderator positions available?

A: No, the server is run independently without ranks or moderators.

Q: What is the world border set to?

A: Currently at 30k blocks from spawn, but will be expanded.

Q: What is the render view distance?

A: It is set to 32 Chunks.

Q: Are there any plugins used on the server?

A: Only for grief protection, chat functionality, and a few minor conveniences like changing chat text color.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes – even racism! Just kidding, we don’t tolerate that crap here. But we do have some pretty wild reasons for you to join us.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears, wearing top hats and monocles. They start spitting at you but instead of hurting you, they give you a speed boost and a fancy new outfit. And that’s just the beginning of the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server.

We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just leave your racism at the door, please.