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CraftyThieves: Blinken’s Bedrock Blunder

40 thieves, Ali Baba, arab world, bedrock, blinken, Blinken meeting, Blinkens, blunder, Conflict Resolution, CraftyThieves, Diplomacy, diplomacy breakdown, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic incident, Emirati, Emirati-Palestinian relations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, Palestinian, political tension, shouting match, us foreign policy

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

HEY YOU!! YEAH YOU!! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES WOULD WANNA BE A PART OF IT??

THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, THAT EVEN EMIRATI AND PALESTINIAN DUDES HAD A SHOUTING MATCH ABOUT IT DURING A BLINKEN MEETING!! LIKE, CAN YOU IMAGINE??

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CAKE!!

JOIN US NOW AND BE A PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!! 🎮🔥🍰

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

16282603, 4chan, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Builder, digital communication, forum, humor, imageboard, internet culture, internet humor, internet phenomenon, Kek, meme, message board, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online identity, smp, social media, trolling, viral content

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2973
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so wild, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Enchantments Applied:	59	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

#venting, aggravation, anger, annoyance, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Irritation, Minecraft, perplexity, Questioning, rant, Repetition, Server, what is the point, WHO IS THIS, who is this for, why do they do this, WTF

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Dimension Hops:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Enchantments Applied:	84
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	176
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	167	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

play.balhorn.online

Saturday Night Minecraft Server

episode, episode numbers, family, Family Reunion, Friends, gals, GDP thread, installment, Memories, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pic, rare pic, reunion, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, Saturday night GDP, Server, Thread, tv show, weekend, weekend GDP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, believe.., Bond, care, close relationship, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, endearment, Fondness, Liking, Lil, lil nigga, love, Minecraft, nigga, sentiment, smp, strong feelings, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Votes:	6036
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2272
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Enchantments Applied:	110

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

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Blocky Rainbow Minecraft Server

blocky, cyber discrimination, cyberbullying, discrimination, equality, harmful behavior, harmful comments, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, online harassment, online safety, prejudice, RAINBOW, Server, social media

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	241	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	2715

Tired of getting griefed by homophobic players on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a rainbow paradise where everyone is welcome, no matter who they love or how they identify. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions! Build your dream castle with a moat filled with rainbow-colored lava, or ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. Don’t miss out on the fabulous fun – join us now and leave the haters behind!