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BlingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Potions Brewed:	139	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the rich don’t know they’re rich! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, golden armor for your chickens, and a secret underground bunker filled with stacks of emerald blocks (because who needs a bank, am I right?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Minecraft Millionaire’s Club,” where players who reach a million diamonds are granted access to a secret island made entirely of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that Notch himself visits this island once a year to hand out stacks of rare items and exclusive skins.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a diamond-encrusted pig into battle, wear a crown made of emerald blocks, and become a member of the most exclusive club in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the riches and ridiculousness that await you on our server!

BlingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crops Grown:	1420
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws fighting over child support? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your real life problems seem like a walk in the park.

Imagine a world where you can splurge on designer shoes and handbags without your husband giving you the silent treatment. Build your dream mansion with a $500k addition and pay off your mortgage like it’s no big deal. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every diamond block you mine could lead to a fight with your spouse over spending habits. Don’t worry, our community is here to support you through all your virtual and real-life struggles. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to vent on?

BlingCraft: The Ultimate American Luxury

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3698
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Have you ever dreamed of living in a world where diamonds grow on trees and pigs fly? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the epitome of luxury! Join us and experience the thrill of riding on rainbow-colored llamas while shooting fireballs out of your hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Taco Zombie. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Taco Zombie in battle, you will be granted unlimited tacos for life.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft paradise? Join now and start your journey to ultimate luxury!

CraftyPay Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6425
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Oh, you know, I joined this epic Minecraft server where the pigs ride on flying llamas and the creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. I used my first salary to buy a diamond pickaxe and mine my way to the top of the leaderboard. Now I rule over my own kingdom made entirely out of cake and rainbow-colored sheep. Trust me, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve battled a dragon while riding a giant chicken. Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and nonsensical conversations that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to the most absurd group of players you’ll ever meet. From debating whether cows can fly to discussing the best way to cook a diamond sword, there’s never a dull moment in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly “Most Stupid Thing Said” competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous and nonsensical statement. The winner gets a prize so ridiculous, we can’t even tell you what it is.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure? Come on over and see just how stupid things can get on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCrossroads Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where even netanyahu is thanking us for our support during “crossroads of history” like whoa dude that’s some serious street cred right there. plus, we got protesters running around like “useful idiots” but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from their shenanigans while you build your epic minecraft empire. join now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos like never before!

CraftyCreeperCongress

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Alien Abductions:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dimension Hops:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity yo. our leader, let’s call him steve, he’s like the netanyahu of minecraft. he compares every day to october 7th and calls it our pearl harbor. he’s always giving these epic speeches to congress, which is just a bunch of chickens in suits tbh. but like, he’s always dissing the protesters who try to mess with our server, like bro, we don’t need that negativity here. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, where every day is a battle and every block you mine is a victory. come on, you know you want to be part of this madness.

DwarvenDocMD: Sneezy & Sleepy!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

come join our minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! we got more fun than doc from the seven dwarves trying to be a doctor. his patients are always sneezing and falling asleep on the job! but on our server, you can build your own crazy world where anything is possible.

we have exploding chickens that shoot fireballs, talking trees that tell bad jokes, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few skeletons).

join us and be part of the madness! who needs a boring old doctor when you can have a wild time on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get crafting!

MashCraft: Ag-Driven T Cells

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	9443	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	Astral Projections Made:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a fatty liver disease, ya feel me? We got ag-driven CD8+ T cell clonal expansion goin’ on like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a wild ride through a metabolic dysfunction rollercoaster, but in Minecraft form, yo.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of ag-driven CD8+ T cells start poppin’ up everywhere, ready to party with you. It’s like a rave in a fatty liver, but in Minecraft.

So come join us on this insane server where anything can happen, including a wild ride through metabolic dysfunction-associated steatohepatitis. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

PixieMC: Where you can survive, start a town, work a job, and go on quests in a 1.20+ world!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

PixieMC Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No Pay To Win
Jobs
Towny
mcMMO
Player-Based Economy
Ranks System
Player Warps
Coin shop with custom items!
Quests
Factories

Server IP: PixieMC.mc.gg Discord: https://discord.gg/b3aRZcAYRk

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP “PixieMC.mc.gg” in your Minecraft launcher.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we do not support pay-to-win mechanics on our server.
Are there any age restrictions?	We are seeking fun-loving, 18+ members to join our community.
Can I become part of the staff team?	We are looking for active and dedicated members to join our staff team. You can apply by contacting us on Discord.

MediCraft Server: What Meds U On?

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Gods Slained:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Emeralds Found:	8416
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Votes:	5175
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the same rush as taking a cocktail of medication every day? Look no further! Our server is the perfect blend of Leponex, Eftil, and Bensedin to keep you on your toes at all times.

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where every block you break will feel like a hallucination induced by our special medication mix. Who needs diamonds when you have the euphoria of Leponex running through your veins?

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our server now and see where the medication-fueled adventure takes you! Just be sure to consult with a real doctor before diving in, because things are about to get crazy.

IsoFlasher90 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I once accidentally flashed myself with 90% isopropyl alcohol and now I’m seeing all sorts of crazy stuff crawling on the walls! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our world! So come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy journey takes us!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value dog stories just as much as we value diamond ore! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and of course, hilarious dog tales.

Unlike some people we know (cough Joan cough), we appreciate all kinds of stories, whether they involve dogs, cats, or even llamas. Our community is all about embracing everyone’s unique interests and having a great time together.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that if you tell the best dog story of the week, you’ll be granted access to this legendary loot!

But beware, if you dare to roll your eyes at someone’s pet story, you might just find yourself trapped in a room full of angry wolves. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with the Minecraft pet lovers on this server.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing at a dog joke while riding a pig into battle. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!