Forget about ruining weddings with shocking revelations – on our server, the only thing you’ll be ruining is creepers’ plans to blow up your creations. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!
imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha cha slide! u can build a house out of diamonds and ride a dragon to the moon!
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night! and don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt where u can find the golden pickaxe of destiny!
so what r u waiting for?? join now before the zombies take over and turn everything into a giant potato farm! trust me, u won’t regret it!
A vanilla minecraft server, no extra mods!
It’s a casual minecraft server, join and make friends, build cool stuff.
There is a secret cake somewhere in the radius of 500×500 which will grant the first person who finds it an item of their choice!
So hurry up and join, we’re waiting for you!
135.148.103.190:25577
| Server Type | LGBTQ+ SMP |
|---|---|
| No. of Players | Unlimited |
| Map Size | 35,000×35,000 |
| Server Stability | Up and lag-free since June 2020 |
| Pay-To-Win | No |
| Donation Policy | Donations go entirely to charity |
| Cross-Platform | Optimized for Java and Bedrock |
A: The server has been up and running lag-free since June 2020.
A: No, the server will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map.
A: No, ExeosCraft promises fairness for all players and no pay-to-win elements.
A: All donations received go entirely to charity.
A: ExeosCraft does not tolerate hate speech and is a safe space for everyone.
A: Yes, there are custom plugins to enhance the vanilla experience and keep things exciting.
A: Yes, ExeosCraft is optimized for Java and Bedrock players with unique features for Bedrock players.
Our latest edition is all about 2B’s Large Ass – yes, you heard that right! Dive into a world where 2B’s booty takes center stage and anything is possible. Whether you want to build a shrine to 2B’s behind or embark on a quest to find the legendary Booty Diamond, the possibilities are endless on our server.
So why wait? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!
We’ve got more drama than a family dinner with Fran and James, with players arguing over names like Clarence and Dorothy. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?
Join now and see if you can survive the name wars on our server. Will you choose a classic vintage name like Rosemary or go for something totally out there like Robin/Robyn? The choice is yours, just don’t expect anyone to agree with you!
Don’t worry, we won’t force you to include anyone you don’t want to – unlike the OP’s dad in this crazy story. You can choose your own cooking partners and create your own recipe book with them. And if anyone calls you a brat or a jerk for not including them, just remember that it’s all part of the fun on our server!
So come on over and join us for a cooking adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even discover a new love for virtual culinary creations and forge some unforgettable in-game memories with your chosen cooking companions. See you there!
