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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 138 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
so, like, you know when you open your eyes and there’s stuff everywhere? well, imagine if there was nothing. like, just darkness all around. that’s what it’s like for some people, man. but on our server, you can SEE everything! like, there’s colors and shapes and stuff. it’s wild, dude.
plus, we have this legend about a player who found a diamond the size of a house. like, can you even imagine that? a freakin’ diamond house! and they say if you join our server, you might just stumble upon it yourself. or maybe you’ll find a portal to a land made entirely of cake. who knows, man. the possibilities are endless.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, on our server, pigs can sprout wings and soar through the sky. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya. so come on over and join us for the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life. you won’t regret it, bro.
