Blind Spot MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Puppy Emotion Quest

emotions, Dogs, blind spot, emotion, Understanding

so, like, this server is like a dog, ya know? like, you think you know what’s going on but you actually have no clue! it’s like a big blind spot for your brain, man. come join this server and let your mind be blown by the crazy adventures and misadventures that await you! we’ve got so much fun stuff happening, you won’t know what hit ya! plus, like, dogs are cute and stuff, so why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this wild ride? come on, join us and let’s see what kind of emotions we can interpret together in this wacky world of Minecraft!

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NoSelfAwarenessMC SMP

smp, unaware, unaware of impact, disconnected, oblivious to consequences

LOL, if they haven’t joined this EPIC Minecraft SMP yet! Like, seriously, if you’re not on this server, do you even exist, bro? We’ve got diamonds for days, like literally raining from the sky. And the mobs? Oh man, don’t even get me started. We’ve got zombie pigmen riding on creepers, it’s like a circus up in here. Plus, our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a stack of dirt. It’s wild, man. So if you wanna join the coolest, craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there, hit us up! Or don’t, and live a sad, diamond-less existence. Your choice, bro.

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CrashCraft: ToldYaSo

Crashcraft, car totaled, car crash aftermath, car crash fault, insurance company

Are you tired of being the designated driver with a bunch of unruly passengers who don’t appreciate your safe driving habits? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have no rules about seatbelts, eating/drinking, or distracting the driver. In fact, we encourage reckless behavior behind the wheel!

Join us and experience the thrill of speeding through blind curves at 75 km/h, honking instead of braking, and blaming other drivers for your own mistakes. Who needs insurance when you have the adrenaline rush of a potential car crash?

Don’t be a “grandma” driver like the OP, come join us and see why rules are meant to be broken! Plus, we have a virtual Auto Trader where you can browse for your next pixelated ride after your inevitable crash. See you on the server, just watch out for that blind spot!

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CraftyHubsWishListWoes

Cake, husband, Father, nagging, Planning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to nag your husband to put in any effort! Unlike real life, where you have to download Amazon for him and log in just to get a birthday gift, on our server, you’ll be showered with gifts and surprises at every turn.

Join us and experience a world where birthday cakes rain from the sky, where every day is a celebration, and where your husband magically becomes the most thoughtful gift giver in existence. No more birdhouses or last-minute panic buys – only the best and most extravagant presents await you in our virtual realm.

So come on over and leave your real-life birthday woes behind. On our server, you’ll be treated like royalty, with parties, gifts, and surprises galore. Who needs a forgetful husband when you have a whole community of Minecraft players ready to make your special day truly unforgettable?

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– “OopsCraft” – “FailCraft” – “DerpCraft” – “EpicFailCraft” – “BlunderCraft” – “FailWhaleCraft” – “WhoopsieCraft” – “FacepalmCraft” – “FailFishCraft” – “EpicDerpCraft”

tags, FacepalmCraft, FailWhaleCraft, DerpCraft, Sorry.

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid wolves? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where getting pregnant is a power move. That’s right, our players are so dedicated to the game that they will stop at nothing to ensure their bloodline continues.

One player was so determined to pass on their genes that they accidentally hurt their in-game partner in the process. But hey, no harm no foul, right? Especially when she ends up giving birth to triplets, all fathered by the same player. Talk about a Minecraft love story for the ages!

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic and hilarious as it is entertaining, come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. Just remember to always use protection…or not, if you’re feeling adventurous.

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Crafty Steve’s Campaign Trail: The Minecraft Server for Future Presidents

Politics, Candidate, Waiting, Political process, Minecraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh harder than a creeper exploding in your face? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even Herobrine can’t stop laughing! Join us and you’ll be rolling on the floor with laughter as you build your own virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the comedy chaos begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a zombie pigman running for president!

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Minecrafter’s Endwalker: XIVG Edition

#InGameEvents, endwalker, mmorpg, Minecrafters, DAWNTRAIL

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you asking, “Where are your snacks?” Well look no further, because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why join? Because we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! Plus, we have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0 – travel the world without leaving your seat! And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0 – battle it out with other players for glory and prizes! Need resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide. And if you’re feeling social, join our meetups happening now – including a 14-hour Broadcast on Friday, April 12 at 8:00 PM PDT. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

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Unemployed Steve’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, sudden wealth, lost job, secrecy, confusion

Are you tired of being a neet and spending all day watching porn and YouTube videos? Do you need a new motivation in life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and escape from the depressing reality of unemployment and financial struggles. Build your dream world and become the richest player in the game! Who needs a job when you can win 300 million euros in Minecraft?

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join now and start your journey to success and happiness. Who knows, you might even find the motivation to start a new TV show! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and turn your life around!

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Crafty Cosmos: Where the Universe is Just a Bunch of Blocks

Scientific inquiry, Scientific theory, space exploration, scientific perspective, scientific reasoning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the entire universe exists solely to create iron! Yes, you heard that right, forget about exploring galaxies or discovering new planets, all you need to do is mine for iron on our server and you’ll be fulfilling the ultimate purpose of existence.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of iron-loving aliens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your precious iron. Rumor has it that they even have diamond armor made entirely out of iron, because why not?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant iron golem as our server mascot who will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that try to ruin your iron-mining adventures. So come join us and be a part of the iron revolution in the Minecraft universe!

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YeehawCraft: Where even creepers say ‘Murica!’

influence, global politics, Geopolitical, strength, YeehawCraft

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is so lit, even China is bowing down to our greatness. Join us and witness the power of America as we dominate the virtual world of Minecraft.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and instantly became invincible. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on dragons breathing fire. The other players were so in awe that they started throwing diamonds at their feet in tribute. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have weekly dragon tea parties where we discuss world domination and eat cake made out of enchanted golden apples. It’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make China submit to your Minecraft skills. Let’s do this!

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