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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5107 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?
So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!