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Daily Weg Thread Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7148
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Astral Projections Made:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Chimeras Created:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26

Are you tired of searching for your daily weg thread in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe? Look no further, because on our server, we have a dedicated team of weg thread enthusiasts who will make sure you never miss a weg thread again! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the creepers like to bust a move. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted weg thread that grants wishes to those who find it. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the weg thread madness begin!

This is Smashed Minecraft SMP

Baki, Cheating, Dysfunctional, Fountain Of Youth, fucked, GOD, info dump., little boy, man child, mental growth, Minecraft, muscle definition, Random, resting bitch face, Smashed, smp, stagnated, suicidal, teen years, Trauma, Trauma recovery, ultimate human, Youthful

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Runes Activated:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchantments Applied:	202	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Are you tired of feeling like a dysfunctional man-child in a world of Minecraft pros? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate therapy for your ultimate trauma! Join us and experience the fountain of youth as you build, mine, and survive in a world where time freezes just like your mind. Resting bitch face? No problem, we welcome all faces, young or old (but mostly young because who wants to look their age anyway?). Don’t be suicidal, be crafty! Join our server and let’s turn those tears into blocks of joy. It’s like Baki, but with more blocks and less brawn. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world where age is just a number and fun is forever!

Pixelated Femoid Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Void Gems Collected:	32	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Buildings Constructed:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have a blast! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is the last thing a femoid sees before they get sucked into the virtual world forever! That’s right, once you join, there’s no turning back!

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon where the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and chickens can dance. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no going back. Muahahaha!

SMP – Minecraft SMP – Caption Thread #708 – Hentai JOI/JOE

Boorus, caption thread., caption tutorials, catbox, cheerleader, conspiring, discord servers, Fireheart, Free Caption Making Software, hentai, Höss, Joe, Joi, JOIJOE, Majiikappu, MEGADoggo, Minecraft, Mouchi, Pregnancy, Relzen, smp, Swirlin, Thread, writing prompt

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show. Join us if you want to be part of a server where anything goes and nothing is off-limits.

Need a cheerleader to hype you up while you mine for diamonds? We got you covered. Want to engage in some risky business like having sex during a pregnancy to conspire for another Minecraft baby? Hey, we don’t judge, we encourage it!

And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! Our Discord servers are always buzzing with activity, from The Stash where you can trade rare items, to The Swirlin Swarm where you can join in on crazy challenges and events.

But that’s not all! We’ve got a directory for caption tutorials, so you can learn how to make the funniest memes and jokes to share with your fellow players. And if you need some extra resources, we’ve got MEGAs full of custom skins and mods to take your Minecraft experience to the next level.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Just remember, if someone offers to suck your dick to keep the thread bumped, it’s all in good fun!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Crafty Idol Masters Minecraft Server

Crafty, Idol, idolmaster, idolmaster apk, idolmaster birthdays, idolmaster gacha, idolmaster resources, idolmaster stream, idolmaster translations, idolmaster website, idolmaster wiki, idolmaster-archive, idolmaster-events, idolmaster-faq, idolmaster-general, idolmaster-music-downloads, idolmaster-news, idolmaster-thread, IDOLMSTER, iM@S, Masters, Minecraft, Server, Song for Prism, VL Letora

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mines Excavated:	1419
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with idol madness and mayhem!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of idol girls start singing and dancing around you, boosting your mining speed by 1000%!

But that’s not all – every time you defeat a creeper, you’ll unlock a special idol outfit for your character to wear. Who knew blowing up mobs could be so fashionable?

And don’t even get us started on the special events we host. From birthday streams to 24/7 music celebrations, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the idol magic take over your Minecraft world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

2000s Logos Thread Minecraft SMP

“2000s”, advertising, branding, branding trends, Community, design, digital art, discussion, forum, Graphic design, iconic, internet culture, logos, Marketing, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Retro, smp, social media, Thread, vintage, visual identity

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1853
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep are rainbow colored, the creepers wear party hats, and the villagers break out into dance numbers every time you trade with them.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and pigs can fly? Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Block Party Minecraft Server

acquaintances, BLOCK, Casual, catching up, Chatting, Communication, Conversation, Curiosity, Daily Life, Friends, inquiry, Interaction, Minecraft, Party, question.., Routine, Server, small talk, socializing

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Are you bored of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and lame builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and tames dragons for fun. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because things tend to get a little… explosive around here.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those dancing creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Bank to Crypto Exchange Minecraft SMP

Bank, Banking, banking services, black professional, bullrun, Crypto, crypto exchange, cryptocurrency, customer service, Digital Currency, exchange, finance, financial institution, financial transaction, funds transfer, Minecraft, MONEY, smp, switch banks, wire transfer, wire transfer delay, wire transfer fees, wire transfer process, wire transfer security

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ores Mined:	4256	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of missing out on epic bull runs because your bank can’t get their act together? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be transferring is blocks and diamonds! Our black professional villagers are experts at handling large sums of virtual currency and won’t judge you for your wealth (or lack thereof). Say goodbye to missed opportunities and hello to endless adventures in our crazy world. So switch banks? Nah, switch to our server instead and start building your crypto empire today!

Crafty Lewd Smugs Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Towns Built:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	New Chunks Explored:	106281
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic discussions about lewd smugs! Join us for a wild ride as we debate the best ways to build sexy statues and create scandalous skins.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can participate in risqué roleplaying adventures. From steamy love triangles to scandalous betrayals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and get ready to unleash your inner naughty builder. Just be prepared for some seriously spicy shenanigans!