Blezzy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CanopyMC: Where the trees are tall, but our players are even taller!

BirbMC, Blezzy, CanopyMC, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Events, hermitcraft, Ip:, Lasagn, malls, Minecraft, Modpack, Plasmo, Player Run Economy, Players, season-based, Semi Vanilla, Server, stores, Tall, taller, Trees, voice chat

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/700	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	979
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

CanopyMC Overview

Server Type	HermitCraft-like community server
Features	Player-run economy, frequent in-game events, QoL modpack
Links	Discord: Join our Discord Minecraft IP: canopymc.net Dynmap: View Dynmap

FAQ

What is the server type of CanopyMC?

CanopyMC is a HermitCraft-like, tight-knight, Minecraft community server.

How long have players been playing on CanopyMC?

Many players have been playing together since 1.10.

What kind of events are hosted on CanopyMC?

Staff-hosted in-game events such as Sardines, Hide and Seek, parkour races, player versus player matches, and more.

Is there a player-run economy on CanopyMC?

Yes, players can build stores and sell their wares to other players.

What QoL modpack is available on CanopyMC?

A QoL modpack is available with features like a proximity voice chat mod Plasmo.

How can I connect to CanopyMC?

You can join our Discord for more information or use the Minecraft IP canopymc.net to connect.

AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

Africa, al-qaeda, AlQaedaCraft, Burkina, Burkina Faso, civilians killed, Conflict, Crisis, current events, extremism, Faso, global news, HUMAN RIGHTS, International security, linked group, massacre, MAYHEM, News, Terrorism, terrorism attack, terrorism threat, Tragedy, violence, world events

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/600	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	190	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

access to health care, Boost, Brain, brain health, cisgender, dementia, depression, discrimination, health, legal factors, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ health, LGBTQ mental health, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ research, LGBTQ+ studies, mental health, minority health, policy, QueerCraft, stress

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/400	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

amusement, Chuckle, comedic, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, haha, hilarious, humor, hysterical, JOKE, LAUGH, LAUGHING, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/400	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

> Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

Acting, Behavior, Body language, Boyfriend, boyfriend reaction, Communication, Conversation, demure, emotional response, FLIRTING, girl, Girlfriend, Interaction, Minecraft, Nice, nice demure girl, personality shift, pet, relationship, role playing, smp, social dynamics, sudden change, Talk, unexpected

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/300	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, charging phone, Communication Issues, Driving, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Frustration, late nights, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MomCalmDown, overreacting, parental expectations, phone died, rushing home, self defense, Server, sibling relationships, telling my mum to calm down, working late

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/800	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

BlockPartySizeSecrets

aita, alcohol influence, anger, Apology, BlockPartySizeSecrets, body image, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, girl talk, girlfriend’s friends, Insecurities, kicking out, overreacting, privacy, relationship boundaries, Respect, self esteem, size betrayal, Trust

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/700	Votes:	3540
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mines Excavated:	4222	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

best day ever, cherished memories, defining moments, greatest day, happiest day, Happiness, joyous occasions, life changing, life highlights, LifesBestDay, memorable moments, milestone, Minecraft, peak experiences, peak moments, peak of happiness, personal achievements, significant events, smp, special occasions, treasured memories, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable milestones

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Enchantments Applied:	199
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

BlockyGrinCraft

always smiling, BlockyGrinCraft, bright side, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is contagious, happiness is key, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, keep smiling, Laughter, never stop smiling, never-ending smiles, positive energy, positivity, smile forever, smiling is infectious, spreading smiles, Uplifting

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/200	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	460185
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

LimoCraft Minecraft Server

black limo, controversial, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, high-profile, illegal, international relations, iran, LimoCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear deal, Politics, putin, russian president, sanctions, Secret meeting, SECURITY, Server, summit, surprise meeting, unexpected arrival, world leaders

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/300	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness

CraftyClimateCrisis

#sustainability, 1.5C, carbon footprint, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate mitigation, climate models, climate policy, CraftyClimateCrisis, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, irreversible, Overshooting, Risks, study, temperature rise

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/600	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty